What is your favorite type of fart?

[Japanrocks12]

morning fart. the bigger the better.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Insufficient poll. How on earth could you leave out the dreaded SBD (Silent But Deadly)?

There is nothing more pleasingly sophomoric than releasing one of those in a crowded room and having someone else get the blame.

I considered that to be a quality of a specific fart, not a type of fart in itself, since it could be any of the multiple types of farts listed.

EDIT: I forgot the running fart! That's when you get gas during your run, so each step lets out a "beep!" Its quite hilarious.

 

[downtown]

I can't leave my classroom from 7:30-4:00, so if I have to go to the bathroom, I sometimes get the silent-but-blame-it-on-the-students farts.

 

[Godwynn]

I can't leave my classroom from 7:30-4:00, so if I have to go to the bathroom, I sometimes get the silent-but-blame-it-on-the-students farts.

Jesus, that sounds awful.

 

[SpiritWolf]

Don't light a match in here.

Link to video.

 

[Disgustipated]

I don't even like my own farts. Sometimes they get bad. Especially after drinking beer (I only drink the dark stuff), or too much whey protein.

So I voted last option, I don't care to experience it all. But if there was one I "enjoyed" it would be when you are in a position (like around women) you can't fart, but when you finally do get free, and let out a long, loud one. Those are somewhat enjoyable.

 

[aelf]

Moderator Action: In a truely tasteless thread, this was beyond the pale. <snip>

 

[Birdjaguar]

Moderator Action: Please don't let this get too out of hand.

 

[bigdog5994]

OMG i want to know what aelf posted

anyway as Godwynn said its the one that gives you a massive amount of relief

 

[aelf]

OMG i want to know what aelf posted

Nothing gross, I'm afraid.

 

[West 36]

The fake out. You go to the bathroom because you feel like you've got a good poop heading out, but it's just a gigantic fart.

 

[classical_hero]

Insufficient poll. How on earth could you leave out the dreaded SBD (Silent But Deadly)?

There is nothing more pleasingly sophomoric than releasing one of those in a crowded room and having someone else get the blame.

The term we use for that is Silent but violent, since it rhymes with each other an is accurately describes that nature of the smell.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The fart that you've been waiting to release for at least half an hour.

*fart* "ahhhhh.....much better."

...Yes. I concur. I've had to sit with an SAT tutor one or two times where I REALLY needed to let it go... so the moment he walked out the door, the house would shake.

What about the elevator fart?!?

Truly delicious to see everyone give eachother dirty looks to try and find out who did it!

 

[Tani Coyote]

I forgot the running fart! That's when you get gas during your run, so each step lets out a "beep!" Its quite hilarious.

...Ah yes. Nothing is quite as fun as having to release something from yourself, with your legs exerting pressure upon the relevant areas while you run. I believe this is a possible explanation for the "toilet radar" - the closer you get to the toilet, the worse you have to go.

I can't leave my classroom from 7:30-4:00, so if I have to go to the bathroom, I sometimes get the silent-but-blame-it-on-the-students farts.

Educational malpractice!

...I bet the fat kids get all the blame.

This puts great perspective on the earlier school years, though.

The fake out. You go to the bathroom because you feel like you've got a good poop heading out, but it's just a gigantic fart.

...Those are rare, but they are always quite epic. Too bad nobody's around usually, to bask in the glory of the gaseous trophy.

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Eating fast food and some restaurants will work wonders on your flatulence levels. Does anybody have any particular anecdotes/tips in this regard? I know IHOP seems to have this effect, though it's probably just the eggs.

On the subject, my gas-based soldiers never run out of supplies. I regularly consume burritos, my favorite dish from the assortment of Mexican cuisine. You can imagine how much my family loves this little piece of trivia.

 

[holy king]

the one that makes the chair you sit on vibrate.