What is your IQ?

[Shaihulud]

btw... which of the five fruits is a freak, cherry, grape, plum, apricot, peach?

I thought it would be the peach, because it is hairy/furry?

 

[Fifty]

Cough*bullchit*cough

I'm not lying. They hooked me up to a supercomputer to try and teach it some stuff, but I had so much knowledge that it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire.

 

[punkbass2000]

Yeah... that, uh, didn't happen, did it there, Homer?

 

[Babbler]

Congratulations, Jerk!
Your IQ score is 90

Thank you, you make me blush.

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

You mean, it like I just chose my answers at random?

Find out more in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. It's ready right now!

In your IQ Report:

* A summary of your intellectual strengths from certified staff PhDs
* How your IQ compares to others
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I may be only 90 IQ, but I know when somebody trying to steal my money.

 

[elfangor801]

127, which seems to be low around here even though it's pretty good

 

[Chairman Meow]

Pi



not wasting my time with a stupid internet IQ test.

 

[JohnRM]

127, which seems to be low around here even though it's pretty good

Yeah, we have only the most intelligent people wasting their time here at CFC.

 

[Masquerouge]

Since everyone here has claimed to possess an IQ >130, I can only conclude that you are all full of crap and stupid for believing bogus results from a crappy test.

WHAT ? Are you implying this Phd-Certificated IQ test is bogus ? You're just jealous.

 

[Grisu]

WHAT ? Are you implying this Phd-Certificated IQ test is bogus ? You're just jealous.

you're right of course, the guys who did this got Phd, which means they got learning

btw, here's my score:
Congratulations, Kaeptn!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


lol, yeah, whatever

 

[polymath]

I actually ordered the full report from this place about three years ago...stupid eh? Er, no, I put on my brother's card!

Now that's IQ!

The report was basically like a big massage.

 

[Masquerouge]

You've got a remarkable vocabulary

I think that's the funniest. ELNGNAD, what does it spell ? A country ? Oh my, you're in for the Pulitzer !

 

[civ2]

SUGGESTION:
If you don't mind I'll find (later I think) the 100% correct answers (math based and similar) and we might "investigate" the other ones.
Because questions about fruit and animals (odd ones) are absolutelly nonsense!!!
I can find out at least 5 differences between those 5 fruit!!!
Biological; taste; color; size etc...
Same with animals.
Even linguistic questions are not 100% accurate.
Let's make a little investigation!

 

[cgannon64]

Or you can't work in imperial?

Your IQ is naturally going to be low; you're not an American.

 

[nonconformist]

Your IQ is naturally going to be low; you're not an American.

The pot calling the kettle black

 

[IbnSina]

Online IQ tests arent very accurate at all.

IQ tests aren't very accurate at all.

 

[ComradeDavo]

I did that test and... 'Davo, your IQ score is 124'

'You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.'

Being called any kind of 'mathematician' is amusing to me.

Never done a 'real' IQ test. Don't want to either.

 

[LLXerxes]

my ICQ is 240391696, why?

i'm not wasting my time with a TICKLE IQ test

 

[Syterion]

My IQ is my postcount.

Currently at 2000!

Guess that's my cue to leave, after all, I'm much too smart to be here with my IQ the way it is.

 

[penvzila]

I had to take the modern version of the WAIS when I transferred to a new High School about 4 years ago. My FSIQ was 147. I actually wasn't told my score until I graduated, and I had to request it. It probably hasn't changed much since then. (Although your IQ can definitely change over time, contrary to popular misconceptions). I'll bet most people would have guessed my IQ to be a lot lower based on the bulk of my posts here.

 

[punkbass2000]

IQ can change drastically (and not just in the standard deviation sort of sense). It really only tends to remain constant when you're an adult.