What would Mohammed drive?
- Thread starter Che Guava
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Does it come with a place to hide a bomb?
someone had to say it
someone had to say it
Che Guava
The Juicy Revolutionary
we need a smily of someone doing a drum and cymbal hit
Ok, yes, it's out of the way. No one needs to say it again!
Pannonius
Reconquistador
Now we need christian cars, hinduist cars, buddist cars, cars specialy designed for followers of Pannonius...
I think Muhammad would drive a tank!
I think Muhammad would drive a tank!
skadistic
Caomhanach
It doesn't fit in the glove box?
A camel! Or an Arabian horse.
Che Guava
The Juicy Revolutionary
I thought at the very least they would have to be blessed by an Imam or something before they rolled off the assembly line...hmmm...maybe we could set up a rival Muslim Car Co witht eh claim of being 50% more holy than the Proton model...
Well, we already have a Popemobile.
And Muhammad would drive roughshod over all who stood in his way during his campaigns, so perhaps a car would have fit the bill nicely.
But I do have to wonder how much more they'd charge just for a compass and a glove compartment. Let the market decide!
And Muhammad would drive roughshod over all who stood in his way during his campaigns, so perhaps a car would have fit the bill nicely.
But I do have to wonder how much more they'd charge just for a compass and a glove compartment. Let the market decide!
Gilder
Deity
I always thought Mohammed was a humvee kind of guy.
All right, let's see . . .
What features would a Mormon car have? What about a Scientologist car?
What features would a Mormon car have? What about a Scientologist car?
Till
Adventurer
I mean besides a camel!
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So as far as I can tell, a "muslim car" is a "secualr car" with a compass and a book/scarf case. Is there really a massive hole in the market for something as silly as that?
Let the market decide.
Kidding aside, it does seem ridiculous. Any Muslim, who cares about being properly aligned with Mecca during his prayers, will already carry a compass with him at all times, and certainly not leave it in the car. In fact, in the car is properly the place where you need one the least, unless you are actually trying to drive to Mecca.
And doesn't the interior of a car count as public place? Would it even be acceptable to take it off in it?
Che Guava
The Juicy Revolutionary
Hmmm....Instead of turning this into another borderline xenophobic thread about Islam, maybe we could have some fun instead.
Going by the 'logic' of the OP, What kind of features would other Religious Cars have? (but try to keep it light...
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Pannonius
Reconquistador
A scientologist's car must have an anti-Xenu defence sistem. Just ask Tom Cruise.
A place to not have an alcoholic beverage?
A place for any L. Ron Hubbard book that you must carry around at all times?
I'm still trying to figure out what's so great about the car other than a two dollar compass that they stuck in it. If so, they'd better have a clock so people could better tell when they must pray to Mecca.
A Mormon car would have 7 front seats for all the wives; a scientologist car would have an e-meter at every seat.
Che Guava
The Juicy Revolutionary
Maybe a catholic car could have rosary beads sewn into the steering whel so you could say your hail mary's between errands...
Ugh I got preempted right there. Thanks.
Pannonius
Reconquistador
What about a chastity belts in cars? Perfect for Wifebeatingstan!
