Short backstory: an old bearer bond washes up on the shore and it's been gone for so long that international maritime law stipulates finders, keepers. You're in the clear and the maturity date is tomorrow. Hooray! No monkey's paw or magic genie shenanigans. What do you do with the money? I ask this because I was thinking about what I would do, and more specifically, what I wouldn't. I couldn't see myself enjoying a mansion or an expensive sports car.