Tyrantis123
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The Civilizations Before Civilization.
A unknown time period right before the ice age, right after the dinosaurs went extinct and the earth regained its stability, humanity was created from monkeys discovered how to use their hands, and found out how to make farms using sticks and stones and weld the ability to be able to build things out of rocks, there were many civilizations that we all are familiar with. This time period has been told to have strange paradoxes and things that no modern man would believe to be true, such as many of the great leaders in history actually had been back in these times, which explain why the Egyptians are so crazy building their pyramids and their technology superiority in the ancient area. Their one belief that their leaders will once again walk the earth was actually true, but there are million year gaps that need to be filled in first.
Any evidence of this era was destroyed, only the Aztecs in Mexico had any reference of this particular story. Scientist in modern era discovered one main artifact that is living proof that the Aztecs in deed conquered the world, with Montezumas family had stories and tales of his adventure of the globe. Basically it was on a calendar, no wonder the Aztecs had the calendar first, they had the last remaining calendar that was found during that specific era and tried the best they could to copy this data, or what was left of it, but really it was Rome that got the calendar first since the leader of the previous ages has somehow remembered how they worked back then by sheer luck. The Aztecs started in the middle of South America, no wonder they had such interest in the land. They tried to recover the artifacts, and were so bloody stubborn about their past they literally forgot how to use their brains and that is why Spain conquered them. They successfully somehow were able to recover the elements from their latest ancient era museum which is why they did not find more modern items such as guns and powder.
Anyways, so since we got the Aztec point of view, they were so proud of their first city. They had a big party and wore what the ancient Aztecs usually wear and went hunting. They found lots of ruins, but the story doesnt explain what type or ruins or where they came from, but that is ok. There were however, still prehistoric cavemen brutes who refuse to advance their technology in small bands and steal all their stuff from other people like pirates. Bad times for the Aztecs, they ended up getting a bunch of working people handcuffed and sent to some sort of concentration camp. The Aztecs were so angry and so eager to get them back they literally used party gear as armor and their sports gear as weapons to take back those workers. They were so successful at killing those barbarians while having a party they literally got few barbarians to like technology again. This was the birth of the Aztecs first elite infantry, which is kind of silly if you ask me.
The Aztecs land was wealthy; it had sugar, and spice and everything nice, well except alcohol during the Prehistoric dark ages. Well, if you are thinking they made power puff girls, then you are correct. They did not possess super powers or anything you see in those silly kids shows, they were actually a bunch of pretty girls performing a dance, but a pet monkey ruined their show. I have no idea how that got into modern media kids shows, it must have been some other guy who somehow preserved the story until it was warped into this kids show to make money. They did not really name the cities correctly. They named one sugar and spice, then the other everything nice. Another thing ironic is Montezumas revenge on food from South America is bad to white people. This is why sugary spicy food such as pop and KFC is bad for you.
That is when those pesky backwards barbarians started to rage and attack; too dumb to figure out that clubs just does not cut it anymore like all the other monkeys out there. The infamous barbarian siege was a pathetic one, with the development of archery has proved effective, like all the other sports and hunting equipment they used. They literally took out a band of Aztec warriors and were the first defeat since the attack on that concentration camp.
Anyways, they found out that they were not alone in the universe. Little did they know there were aliens, but fellow romans who will one day steal good land before the Aztecs can claim it. Relations were good at first, but the Aztec plot to destroy the aliens was kept secret for thousands of years.
During that period they found an old abandoned city of fools gold, which they actually thought it would be good for their currency. It was disastrous to the economy but they already had enough gold to make more good coins then bad, so it didnt matter that much to just take it for their own personal glory. The capital was getting large; the workers flooded the fields making farms and mines alike.
They were disappointed to find more aliens, and started to mass produce party and sport equipment for any potential threats. Thats when the Alien war began. Greek Hoplites were pitted against roman warriors, no wonder they hated each other so much in the classical era. There were Aztec people station across the country just sitting there and watching Spartans slaughter a few thousands of roman barbarians and forced them into a sinful peace. Ironically, the battle took place in somewhere that will eventually be where Sparta would be placed in a few years afterward. That is why they made Greeks look so badass in that Sparta movie and rejected the fact that they did not really kill that many men in reality, somehow things just make sense here.
The discovery of other short lived leaders, such as Gandhi, Bismarck, and the infamous prince of Persia. As the years go by, the Aztecs made a map of the southern part of the continent, but found it troubling that the Germans were treating their barbaric friends as pets and proudly liberated thousands of concentration camps to join their forces, darn Hitler somehow recovered information of how these camps were used those barbarians German ties really messed up their country reputation even a few million years after the ice age.
Relations with Rome went rotten; Caesar had enough alien and decided to start a war over it. Thousands of casualties were taken on both sides, while those darn backstabbing Germans inflicted even more casualties then the Romans, but as soon as a city named Almighty was burning, then Germany became happy for some strange twisted reason and immediately declared the Aztecs friends. From that point on Aztecs were anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. Some guy with a toy wooden sword in the Greek empire known as Alexander, got the rotten end of the stick after that war. He has made enemies with Rome, and was making ridiculous demands and starts flaming everyone that talks to him about how awesome he is. Bad move, until he went all crazy and sent many Spartans to siege what was left of Almighty! The Aztecs weakened it so bad form the previous war that most roman troops were instantly slaughtered and that same burning city. After he captured it, he further annoys all others through his victories that he has meet and eventually the Aztecs were so annoyed that they denounces him, so did Rome and some other random guy who did not like him. The ottomans who were good friends of the Aztecs, suggest a war, and the Aztecs were like yes.
Aztec people were so annoyed they literally attacked that war torn city and basically gave it to their biggest enemies just so they could not harvest the resources from it. Armies of horses, swordsmen and catapults were marching south for the most pointless final stand in history, The Battle of Athens Since Rome, Ottomans and the Aztecs were at war, the barbaric Germans couldnt resist a good fight with their liberated barbarian allies. Persia declared war for no reason and just stood there and watched brutal torcher in that poor city. Athens Burn as the Aztecs continues to burn their city and took the first strike. No wall the Greeks built defended the city like the good old Spartans, which is why they dislike building them farther along the road. The Aztecs completely destroyed the Spartan formations using units of all kinds with the tactical Genius that planned the attack. This was so humiliating to the world; even Gandhi hated and declared war and sent an army that would attack Athens.
With the Germans racing with horse man across a vast distance in rage, the backwards Ottomans with clubs and spears splitting Greece in half, there is no surprise they are doomed. The question is who will take over Greece the fastest. The Ottomans were too backwards to even put up a fight with the Spartans even if their countries are side to side. Germany is so far away it would be unreasonable to even think of taking such faraway lands. Persia is too busy making a lifetime supply of popcorn from his massive slave fields of wheat for his men. Rome was recovering from their fatal wounds. The only competition was the army of war elephants dispatched by Gandhi himself, which is why he did not go to heaven after he died in this life. Gandhi had a distance edge and the troops to take Athens, but the Aztec where too overpowering.
Problem was, the Aztecs was burning the farms for cigarettes for the sacrificial ceremonies they have planned for Athens. The liberation of horses took place because they believe they were equals with them. The already beaten up and all good food has perished plus eventually ran out of rotten veggies, human flesh and horse mean that was stashed in the city. The Aztecs took over the town as a dominion, a puppet state devoted to the Aztec empire. However, they decided not to feed them for their sins, like honestly why kill off around 4 million while the other 4 million suffer after the whole world just tried to murder them. Whoever was in charge must have been a friend of Hitler or something, just because your Greek you work to death for the Aztecs sacrificial ceremony is just as bad as those infamous concentration camps, no wonder those Germans love them so much, what kind of world is this?
A unknown time period right before the ice age, right after the dinosaurs went extinct and the earth regained its stability, humanity was created from monkeys discovered how to use their hands, and found out how to make farms using sticks and stones and weld the ability to be able to build things out of rocks, there were many civilizations that we all are familiar with. This time period has been told to have strange paradoxes and things that no modern man would believe to be true, such as many of the great leaders in history actually had been back in these times, which explain why the Egyptians are so crazy building their pyramids and their technology superiority in the ancient area. Their one belief that their leaders will once again walk the earth was actually true, but there are million year gaps that need to be filled in first.
Any evidence of this era was destroyed, only the Aztecs in Mexico had any reference of this particular story. Scientist in modern era discovered one main artifact that is living proof that the Aztecs in deed conquered the world, with Montezumas family had stories and tales of his adventure of the globe. Basically it was on a calendar, no wonder the Aztecs had the calendar first, they had the last remaining calendar that was found during that specific era and tried the best they could to copy this data, or what was left of it, but really it was Rome that got the calendar first since the leader of the previous ages has somehow remembered how they worked back then by sheer luck. The Aztecs started in the middle of South America, no wonder they had such interest in the land. They tried to recover the artifacts, and were so bloody stubborn about their past they literally forgot how to use their brains and that is why Spain conquered them. They successfully somehow were able to recover the elements from their latest ancient era museum which is why they did not find more modern items such as guns and powder.
Anyways, so since we got the Aztec point of view, they were so proud of their first city. They had a big party and wore what the ancient Aztecs usually wear and went hunting. They found lots of ruins, but the story doesnt explain what type or ruins or where they came from, but that is ok. There were however, still prehistoric cavemen brutes who refuse to advance their technology in small bands and steal all their stuff from other people like pirates. Bad times for the Aztecs, they ended up getting a bunch of working people handcuffed and sent to some sort of concentration camp. The Aztecs were so angry and so eager to get them back they literally used party gear as armor and their sports gear as weapons to take back those workers. They were so successful at killing those barbarians while having a party they literally got few barbarians to like technology again. This was the birth of the Aztecs first elite infantry, which is kind of silly if you ask me.
The Aztecs land was wealthy; it had sugar, and spice and everything nice, well except alcohol during the Prehistoric dark ages. Well, if you are thinking they made power puff girls, then you are correct. They did not possess super powers or anything you see in those silly kids shows, they were actually a bunch of pretty girls performing a dance, but a pet monkey ruined their show. I have no idea how that got into modern media kids shows, it must have been some other guy who somehow preserved the story until it was warped into this kids show to make money. They did not really name the cities correctly. They named one sugar and spice, then the other everything nice. Another thing ironic is Montezumas revenge on food from South America is bad to white people. This is why sugary spicy food such as pop and KFC is bad for you.
That is when those pesky backwards barbarians started to rage and attack; too dumb to figure out that clubs just does not cut it anymore like all the other monkeys out there. The infamous barbarian siege was a pathetic one, with the development of archery has proved effective, like all the other sports and hunting equipment they used. They literally took out a band of Aztec warriors and were the first defeat since the attack on that concentration camp.
Anyways, they found out that they were not alone in the universe. Little did they know there were aliens, but fellow romans who will one day steal good land before the Aztecs can claim it. Relations were good at first, but the Aztec plot to destroy the aliens was kept secret for thousands of years.
During that period they found an old abandoned city of fools gold, which they actually thought it would be good for their currency. It was disastrous to the economy but they already had enough gold to make more good coins then bad, so it didnt matter that much to just take it for their own personal glory. The capital was getting large; the workers flooded the fields making farms and mines alike.
They were disappointed to find more aliens, and started to mass produce party and sport equipment for any potential threats. Thats when the Alien war began. Greek Hoplites were pitted against roman warriors, no wonder they hated each other so much in the classical era. There were Aztec people station across the country just sitting there and watching Spartans slaughter a few thousands of roman barbarians and forced them into a sinful peace. Ironically, the battle took place in somewhere that will eventually be where Sparta would be placed in a few years afterward. That is why they made Greeks look so badass in that Sparta movie and rejected the fact that they did not really kill that many men in reality, somehow things just make sense here.
The discovery of other short lived leaders, such as Gandhi, Bismarck, and the infamous prince of Persia. As the years go by, the Aztecs made a map of the southern part of the continent, but found it troubling that the Germans were treating their barbaric friends as pets and proudly liberated thousands of concentration camps to join their forces, darn Hitler somehow recovered information of how these camps were used those barbarians German ties really messed up their country reputation even a few million years after the ice age.
Relations with Rome went rotten; Caesar had enough alien and decided to start a war over it. Thousands of casualties were taken on both sides, while those darn backstabbing Germans inflicted even more casualties then the Romans, but as soon as a city named Almighty was burning, then Germany became happy for some strange twisted reason and immediately declared the Aztecs friends. From that point on Aztecs were anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. Some guy with a toy wooden sword in the Greek empire known as Alexander, got the rotten end of the stick after that war. He has made enemies with Rome, and was making ridiculous demands and starts flaming everyone that talks to him about how awesome he is. Bad move, until he went all crazy and sent many Spartans to siege what was left of Almighty! The Aztecs weakened it so bad form the previous war that most roman troops were instantly slaughtered and that same burning city. After he captured it, he further annoys all others through his victories that he has meet and eventually the Aztecs were so annoyed that they denounces him, so did Rome and some other random guy who did not like him. The ottomans who were good friends of the Aztecs, suggest a war, and the Aztecs were like yes.
Aztec people were so annoyed they literally attacked that war torn city and basically gave it to their biggest enemies just so they could not harvest the resources from it. Armies of horses, swordsmen and catapults were marching south for the most pointless final stand in history, The Battle of Athens Since Rome, Ottomans and the Aztecs were at war, the barbaric Germans couldnt resist a good fight with their liberated barbarian allies. Persia declared war for no reason and just stood there and watched brutal torcher in that poor city. Athens Burn as the Aztecs continues to burn their city and took the first strike. No wall the Greeks built defended the city like the good old Spartans, which is why they dislike building them farther along the road. The Aztecs completely destroyed the Spartan formations using units of all kinds with the tactical Genius that planned the attack. This was so humiliating to the world; even Gandhi hated and declared war and sent an army that would attack Athens.
With the Germans racing with horse man across a vast distance in rage, the backwards Ottomans with clubs and spears splitting Greece in half, there is no surprise they are doomed. The question is who will take over Greece the fastest. The Ottomans were too backwards to even put up a fight with the Spartans even if their countries are side to side. Germany is so far away it would be unreasonable to even think of taking such faraway lands. Persia is too busy making a lifetime supply of popcorn from his massive slave fields of wheat for his men. Rome was recovering from their fatal wounds. The only competition was the army of war elephants dispatched by Gandhi himself, which is why he did not go to heaven after he died in this life. Gandhi had a distance edge and the troops to take Athens, but the Aztec where too overpowering.
Problem was, the Aztecs was burning the farms for cigarettes for the sacrificial ceremonies they have planned for Athens. The liberation of horses took place because they believe they were equals with them. The already beaten up and all good food has perished plus eventually ran out of rotten veggies, human flesh and horse mean that was stashed in the city. The Aztecs took over the town as a dominion, a puppet state devoted to the Aztec empire. However, they decided not to feed them for their sins, like honestly why kill off around 4 million while the other 4 million suffer after the whole world just tried to murder them. Whoever was in charge must have been a friend of Hitler or something, just because your Greek you work to death for the Aztecs sacrificial ceremony is just as bad as those infamous concentration camps, no wonder those Germans love them so much, what kind of world is this?
