What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

[Bose]

Today I called my house from my car that was parked at the curb in front of my house to get someone to bring me my car keys, which I had forgotten. They did.

Can anyone beat this, or can I proclaim myself the laziest person anywhere ever?

 

[CurtSibling]

Sat posting on this site all day....

 

[Bose]

Quickest reply ever

 

[CurtSibling]

I am the spam master.

 

[Moony]

I've sat down at the television set, which was on some youth show like Power Rangers or Barney, and the remote was two feet out of reach. I sat there for an hour watching this show because I was too lazy to scoot up on the sofa and get the remote.

 

[Hitro]

The laziest things are those that you don't do.

 

[Richard III]

Originally posted by Hitro
The laziest things are those that you don't do.

I had the same reaction to thread title, myself.

 

[Darkness]

I'm with Hitro and Richard! The laziest things are the things you don't do....

Originally posted by CurtSibling
I am the spam master.

That would be stating the obvious, Curt. We all know that already...

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Darkness
That would be stating the obvious, Curt. We all know that already...

Just reinforcing the doctrine.

 

[FredLC]

Originally posted by Hitro
The laziest things are those that you don't do.

Damn, you have beaten me to it.

I guess I'm lazier than you, haha!

 

[Aphex_Twin]

A lazier person is one who doesn't post in this thread. Therefore I must not be lazy. (Yea, right )

 

[cgannon64]

I've gone without eating for a day because no one was home to cook me anything. I was starving too.

 

[FredLC]

Originally posted by Aphex_Twin
A lazier person is one who doesn't post in this thread. Therefore I must not be lazy. (Yea, right )

I thought of that, but than I thought they will never know.

I think that the laziest person won't even take the effort to think about it... or to even turn the computer on to begin with.

Regards .

 

[china444]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
I am the spam master.

I resent that.


You are nothing compared to King Spam III!


Except for the 7500+ post count

 

[Dralix]

I had someone post this on my behalf, after reading the thread to me.

 

[cgannon64]

--- Post meaningless as Dralix edited his post to make sense ---

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Cut out the spam, gentlemen, and post on-topic. Thanks.

 

[SeleucusNicator]

Well, let's see.

One time, I was sitting on a really comfortable couch piece and was using a small wooden table as a footrest. The table fell over for some reason.

Instead of getting up and putting the table up, I manipulated it with my feet for about five minutes until it was finally up again. Of course, argument could be made that since I actually did a lot more work than I could have done, it was not necessarily a lazy action.

 

[Immortal]

i one time felt the need to lay in bed for almost two straight days (about 36 consecutive hours) I wasnt sick or anything. I just didnt want to get up.

 

[napoleon526]

Once, when told to vaccum the living by my parents, I merely ran the vaccum back and forth over the carpet without turning it on so that it made those horizontal marks that show up on recently vaccumed carpet. I suppose that it wouldn't have been all that much trouble to plug it in, but I just didn't feel like actually vaccuming.