What's Your Dream Team against the Zombies?

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Well, it finally happened! The zombies are running amok in your home country, biting and infecting people, and it's up to YOU to stop them. You get the job of assembling a "dream team" of 5 elites to save the world from the zombie apocalypse. Who do you choose?

(My picks)


Clint Eastwood in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". American icon, skilled gunslinger. Fastest draw in the West. Plus he demonstrated his headshot abilities in that scene where he shoots everyone's hats off their heads. Born leader of this little "ka-tet".


The Terminator. Would blow through mobs of zombies like stuffed animals at a carnival. If he gets bitten, there's no effect whatsoever because he's a cyborg.


Cthulhu. Nobody messes with an Great Old One, not even the undead. Let's just hope none of the zombies try ramming him.


John McClane. Chief catchphrase shouter and general blow-stuff-up specialist. Honestly, we can't get anymore hardcore.


George S. Patton. Remember World War II? Practice.

:nuke:
 
Bruce Campbell
THIS... is my BOOOM STICK!



Milla Jovovich
She seemed to kick enough ass in the movies.



Bruce Lee
Speaking of kicking ass... Was anyone better?



Colossus
Impenetrable skin, enormous strength. 'Nuff said.




Forge
Capable of creating and building any invention his mind dreams of, his weapons and devices would enable our heroes to drive back the zombie plague.

 
Who is better capable of taking care of those hordes of the living dead than the son of God:



He's the cool sidekick who gets all the jokes and the hot girl at the end:



Cammy from Super Street Fighter: She's the above-mentioned girl:



For the spiritual guidance in this thrilling post-apocalypse, dolby surround spectacle:



The tough guy who joins the gang later, Sylvester Stallone:

 
hmmm...

Buffy for the experience and a bonus rocket launcher



River Tam for close combat proficiency



Lara Croft in case we come across tricky platformish jump-puzzles (extra guns are a bonus)



Penelope Cruz because every team should have one (hands gun to Lara Croft if she can't shoot well) and if she's not going then neither am I



Veronica Mars for some old-fashioned sleuthing



and Leeloo because you never know when you are going to need that multipass



hmmm, say... I sense a pattern here...
 
FINAL is better :>
*Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh! and not ashamed of it!! I was a kid)
 
Chuck Norris,nuf said.



Solid Snake,With all those guns,explosives and sneaking skill,he's perfect for the job.



Bruce Lee,His skill in fighting means he's gonna kick some @$$



Mewtwo,He is the Ultimate Pokemon after all.

 
yeah well my team is prettier than yours! nyeh!
 
James May

Oozes old-school class, which is probably effective for dealing with zombies



Sergeant Bash

Flamethrower, man. Just don't give the controls to May, he'll only crash it or get lost



William Wilberforce

He kicked slavery's butt, maybe he could do the same to zombies



The Edge

Provides soundtrack for zombie whoopin'



Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Because come on, he's Max Fightmaster. The zombies wouldn't dare try anything

(No pictures because Max Fightmaster just obliterates any camera that comes near with his sheer awesomeness. Hey my team has two sergeants on it, fancy that.)
 
Hmm...lets see...

Mark. Just cos.



Asia the Invincible. Ronseal.



Dredd. Cos he is the law.



Ami. I think pictures speak louder than words here:



And finally, Brucie. Just in case we find a plane.
 
1) Ares

This guy's the God of war, so you know he's gonna kick some ass!

2) Hades

He's the god of the underworld, so he ain't scared of no undead!

3) Poseidon

If those zombies decide somehow that they'll be safer from the threat of my Dream Team by heading to the water (well, as far as zombies can think "rationally", at least. They're more likely to just stumble there for no reason, really), then Poseidon will kick their asses!

4) Apollo

Not only does he have an awesome bow, but this guy can be the Team healer, too! To boot, he can help predict the future - how awesome would that be?!

5) Hephaestus

This guy can be the Team's technical whiz, making all sorts of zombie-busting contraptions, and of course the inevitable escape vehicle of death, which will be needed at some point.
 
Bloodrayne, because she's ruthless and hard to kill


Wolverine, because he's ruthless too and hard to kill too


Riddick. He delivers.


Indiana Jones, because he's scared only of snakes
 
Batman-hes right for any team
Claire Redfield-every team needs a chick to keep it from being a complete sausage fest and she's used this kind of crap
George A. Romero-The Zombie Master
Yoda-have the short green Jedi master you should, to completely rule all of there undead arses you must
Jack Bauer-with him on board we should have this done in 24 hours
 
The Muslim Fantastic Four. And some hot girl for me to bang while they're taking care of the zombies. Which one depends on the mood I'm in at the time.
 
The starting five of the one and only Dream team.

Starting at Centre is Patrick Ewing.


Starting at Shooting Guard, is the legendary Michael Jordan.


Starting at Point Guard is the the magic one, Earvin "Magic" Johnson Jr.


Starting at Small Forward is Charles Barkley.


Starting at Power Forward is Karl Malone.


They would easily beat the Zombies on the Basketball court.
 
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