"Who should the USA invade next?"

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  1. YNCS

    YNCS Ex-bubblehead

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    We should attack Belize. They have no army and a fifty man police force. Considering the state of the non-Iraqi based U.S. military, Belize is about as much as could be handled.
     
  2. Cheezy the Wiz

    Cheezy the Wiz Socialist In A Hurry

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    how about Luxembourg? that gives us access to France AND Germany! wait... did i say that in public? * muffled gunshot, man falls down*
     
  3. Bozo Erectus

    Bozo Erectus Master Baker

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    Pakistan. The moment Musharraf is either dead or out of power.
     
  4. sysyphus

    sysyphus So they tell me

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    Now now, just because we're open minded to that sort of thing doesn't mean we actually want to participate. ;)
     
  5. Nares

    Nares Emperor

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    :lol:

    Maybe when they figure out why they hate even their own elected party officials, progress might be possible.

    In the meantime, I say invade Montezuma. That skull head he's wearing is looking at me funny.
     
  6. Urederra

    Urederra Mostly harmless

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    Send your ships... :lol:
     
  7. Zarn

    Zarn Le Républicain Catholique

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    They just think of them as better than the alternative.

    Edit: What is taking so long, Elrohir? Don't turn your back on your promises. :(
     
  8. Commy

    Commy Prince

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    Welcome!:nuke:
     
  9. Aramazd

    Aramazd Deity

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    Why choose just one country? I say we invade them all:evil:
     
  10. CaptainF

    CaptainF The Professional Poster

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    The Germans, Japanese, Mongolians, Italians, Russians, Persians, Greeks, Romans, French and English have tried this, and failed.

    The Americans are also starting to learn hard reality.:mischief:
     
  11. bathsheba666

    bathsheba666 Fast 'n Bulbous

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    The Realms of Reason
     
  12. Azale

    Azale Deity

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    Hah, I made a thread like this in 2002 once...except it was serious. One sure does grow alot in 4 years :p

    btw, we should invade Nauru. Teach them to hide thier phosphate from us! If it really IS just phosphate that is....
     
  13. Taliesin

    Taliesin Puttin' on the Ritz

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    The homeland, wherever it be, of people who confuse subject with object.
     
  14. Kan' Sharuminar

    Kan' Sharuminar Fluffy

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    Surely the British are the homeland?

    I for one, cannot be bothered with our new American overlords.
     
  15. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Pyrite, are you really a Christian?
     
  16. Aramazd

    Aramazd Deity

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    All those countries had a fatal flaw that prevented them from achieving world domination. They weren't Americans.;)
     
  17. megalomaniac

    megalomaniac Push the red button!!

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    Mexico.

    Rather than listen to the endless political b****ing about how to treat illegal immigrants coming across the border, we should simply "assimilate" their whole country into ours. That way, the problem would be solved. Besides, Mexico's southern border is much smaller (and therefore easier to manage) than the US southern border.
     
  18. boarder

    boarder King

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    Uh oh, I'll need to revise my thinking on Iran, I had no idea they where so close :)
    Hmmm I wonder if there Shahab's can reach us from there :)
     
  19. Archbob

    Archbob Ancient CFC Guardian

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    Although the US would like to expand its power, it is unfortunite right now because it doesn't have enough armies. It needs to wait a few more turns, build up its stockpile and then invade Mexico and Canada so it can get 5 more armies per turn for controlling all of North America.
     
  20. Cheezy the Wiz

    Cheezy the Wiz Socialist In A Hurry

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    After that I say Australia. The only way in or out is Indonesia, and we get two free armies a turn!
     
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