Why is everyone MobBoss?

[Onionsoilder]

I'm sure I'm not the only one, but when I'm scanning through threads I often rely on people's avatars, rather than names, to identify who made the post. Yet recently, there have been a swarm of MobBosses! Err, I mean, Prophets of Common Sense. What is with this trend? Is it the second coming? Will the stock market crash? Where is my left sock?!?!?

 

[Cynovolans]

You'll have your left sock back when FSM is done enlightening the world.

and idk what all the clones are.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Its an incredible coincidence, and everyone's choosing of that avatar and that user title is unrelated to anyone else's.

 

[Ajidica]

Resistance is Futile!
You will be assimilated!
You will service us now.

*This would work better if I had a MobBoss avatar, but I'm not leaving my Fortuna Wheel.*

 

[Kennigit]

Dommy just posts a lot.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

You will service us now.

Oh, my.

 

[Defiant47]

Your sock is behind the dryer.

Dommy just posts a lot.

Exactly.

 

[Skwink]

Now that Dom has changed his avatar, I get him and Mobboss mixed up a lot.

 

[JollyRoger]

My avatar served an brief internship with Bill Clinton and is at the cleaners.

 

[Cynovolans]

I always thought many of the right-wing posters were just one person trying to "balance" out the forum. Although I never would have guessed it was MobBoss he seems like the type who doesn't care if he's outnumbered.

 

[bhsup]

I realize you all want to emulate the great one, but we can only have one prophet of common sense at a time, k? And let's be honest, he's better at it than the rest of you combined, so go back to your own avatars. kthxbai!

 

[civver_764]

amI tripping or is this actually happening'/

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

All this talk makes me want to bring back the KommissariatofKommonSense:

 

[Bartleby]

Put the first sock on your left foot.

 

[civver_764]

thisis the trrippiest thread ever abd right after i robo tripped for the first time wtf

isthis real

 

[Tee Kay]

thisis the trrippiest thread ever abd right after i robo tripped for the first time wtf

isthis real

Lay off the weed civver mate.

Oh and the sock is always under the couch.

 

[Newbunkle]

Because MobBoss is a cool guy. He always blames the victim and doesn't afraid of his opinion conflicting with reality.

 

[civver_764]

Lay off the weed civver mate.

no dude its dxm

weed is never this ntense

 

[shadowplay]

Lay off the weed civver mate.

Robotripping = DXM.

Edit: Cross post

 

[Ajidica]

Of course, that begs the question.
If you are blissed out, why are you posting on a forum when you should be pondering your hand while lying flaccidy on a couch?

EDIT: Is DXM that synthetic weed stuff?