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Why is the United Kingdom so awesome?

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Mise

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I have lived in the UK for most of my life, and have read a lot about its history. Most critics seem to agree that, economically, it is not a major player globally. Even the UK itself is aware that it usually relied too much on cheap slave labour and immigrants, which it loathes but doesn't seem able to stop using.

However, it is the most awesome, respected country in the world, and hailed as the founding figure of capitalism and democracy. That in itself is not precisely correct either. During its long history, it has often drawn from the labour and intellect of other countries; it was late in the game of global discovery, but has nonetheless depended on its empire for the unrivalled global influence and power it now enjoys today. Those other countries in Europe and around the world are nowadays less awesome than the UK, in part because of the vast devastation the UK inflicted during its colonial conquests and the two world wars in which the UK single-handedly defeated all five major European powers twice in 25 years.

On the other hand, I can agree that the UK brought something new to the world. I don't think that I have ever felt really awesome by visiting any other country, and although nowadays I don't feel awesome by living in the UK either, it still remains one of its strengths that its awesomeness could have such an effect on me for such a long time.

Two things which I do really like about the inhabitants of the UK, judging from its newspaper columnists and weblogs, is their vivid imagination. We Britons seem to live in a perpetual dreamlike state of global relevance and importance -- and yet, at the same time, we seem to know that awesomeness is the result of an innate quality of the UK, which can be brought to the fore by frequently referencing our glorious past. I forget what the other thing was.

So, why do you think the UK is so awesome today? Is it mostly due to the relative suckiness of its unworthy peers? Or is it due to some innate quality of the UK, such as Norfolk, or its vast abundance of pheasants?

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Same answer as why Lovecraft is so popular
 
During its long history, it has often drawn from the labour and intellect of other countries;

Apparently, being able to draw from the labour and intellect of other countries is the reason for UK's awesomeness.
 
History shows that it's generally problematic countries that become awesome. Countries inhibited by miserable, misanthropic, half-mad, drunkards.

So it would seem that the UK profited from a combination of constant bad weather acting as a downer on the general mood, geographic isolation inducing a feeling of rejection and eventually misanthropy, centuries of warfare between Scotland and England driving people mad with fright, and a rich brewing tradition.
 
Because it won? And one of it's winners also won?

Who knows.
 
Lovecraft > UK
 
Mmm. Pigeon, undercooked sausages, and overcooked veggies. Yum, yum.
 
I'm not so sure it is all that awesome since they passed that internet bill recently.
 
It's not. France is better. :D
 
I'm not so sure it is all that awesome since they passed that internet bill recently.
And let's not forget banning people from entering the country merely because they have controversial views.
 
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