Perfection
The Great Head.
Pah, those are terrible as well. Here's what a shoe should look like:Narz said:You're kidding? I think they're awesome! But I suppose you young people like your swooshes and swishes and gaudy colors, suit yourself.![]()

Or for those everyday walking something like this:

Those are my shoes! They're a bit flashier than I like but they look better than yours.
Pah! Everyone likes getting a good look at my wonderful butt whenever I bend down toe tie my shoes. Do you want to take that away from all the fine ladies out there?Narz said:Plus they have no laces! Over the course of a year I'll save countless hours that you'll be wasting lacing and unlacing your shoes! Muhahahahaha!!!!!![]()