Why the toilet is the final battleground of gender (non RD-thread)

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I am actually dead serious.

Dead skull dead serious. I show you one to make my point.

Look





Isn't it serious? Now I hope you are, as well. For the police is watching. Ever, watching. Watch out for the canes little sissies with pajamas may throw at you. What an awful thing to even think. This is serious! And serious matters require serious police actions, if necessary!

GOD PROTECT THE RELIGIOUS POLICE! As he does in great and lasting and true nations such as ... Saudi Arabia ... Iran ... and if you like it atheistic ... North Korea ... and if you like it numerical and statistical .... China

I repeat: This is a serious non-RD thread and everything I am saying is meant to be taking as gold. GOLD I SAY! And if not, at least as Cole, making you vomit!

Moderator Action: I edited out the worst of your post.

So to the matter at hand:

The proper way to pea

Now, there is an unspoken and established and supposedly self-evident truth about this matter


And sure enough - male potency is in a free fall. Naturally. Not just because of that..... as if. Of course not. There are so many better reasons. But this is a small puzzle of a larger piece! And that is the point. And btw - the vitality of your core muscles below your penis have proven to be scientifically more effective than Viagra. So there is that.



SOOOO! BE SERIOUS! AND... contribute note-worthy content
 
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Peeing while standing causes a lot of little splash damage even if one hits dead center.

It's probably the main reason why womens' bathrooms are so much cleaner on average.

If one can't muster up the courage to try peeing while sitting down, listen to Coldplay for about 30 minutes to psyche yourself up.
 
This is not about morals but physical necessities. Trying to expose morals as superficial and dumb. Well I try.

Also - public women's bathrooms are - as far as I have heard - never, and I mean never, cleaner than men's bathroom

Never
What!?

How can that possibly be?

Every time the men's restroom was closed because there was poop on the walls, we got to use the women's bathroom and it was damned spotless with air fresheners and stuff.


God gave men no sense of smell and a full head of hair over their buttholes, so they generally wallow in their own filth and are happy about it.

Maybe it is different for the beardless Japanese, but I've never been able to corner one and ask them.

 
They have to stay clean, it's like a broken window on a car, you have to fix it right away. Once it's not clean, "the hover" starts getting used. Then it's really not clean.

Regarding splash damage, this is why we ride the rail.
 
I've heard some horror stories about women's toilets that make the gents look wonderful. If you can't hit the target standing up you should sit down. If you can hit the target standing, do as you want. This goes for both genders.
 
They have to stay clean, it's like a broken window on a car, you have to fix it right away. Once it's not clean, "the hover" starts getting used. Then it's really not clean.

Regarding splash damage, this is why we ride the rail.
Hitting the edge just above the waterline so the pee goes in with zero splash like an olympic diver takes too much skill.

Most aim for the middle and assume the dozens of tiny drops that splash out don't exist because they can't be seen and thus don't need immediate cleaning.

Then weeks later, "why is the toilet so dirty?!" :confused:
 
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My friend and I were almost murdered by the gigantic and angry bathroom janitor when I was 6 years old.

He walked in while we were playing "swords" where you stand 6 feet back from the urinal, and the first one to stop peeing lost.


Kids don't understand that urine starts out smelling ok, but gets worse every single day for about 10 years. :sad:

Bless all janitors.
 
Hitting the edge just above the waterline so the pee goes in with zero splash like an olympic diver takes too much skill.

If you're going to be practicing something regularly anyways, may as well get good at it.
 
If you're going to be practicing something regularly anyways, may as well get good at it.

Yeah, 44 and fairly sure I've got my 10,000 hours in.

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Actually no. I've lived 16k days. I guess to really master pissing it's going to take around a century to hit the 10,000 hours. The chances of the prostate and knees holding out that far seem slim :(
 
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