Wife-beater juice?

I will add that I have a noice 3/4 inch scar on the back of my skull from a chav bottling me (with my own bottle of stella!)
 
But do you think that had that chav been drinking, I dunno, Foster's, he wouldn't have hit you?

Well, obviously not. He'd have been trying to get the taste of Fosters out of his mouth, wouldn't he? :lol:
 
Look Masq, its obviously not the combination of chemicals or ingredients in Stella, its the stigma. Over time, somehow, it has gained the reputation of being the signature drink for violent people in this country, ergo over time those inclined to violence, people with a short temper, pick Stella as their drink of choice and its a snowball effect.

The point is that someone is more likely to hit you if they are drinking Stella than if they are drinking Fosters because they are more likely to be violent/short tempered if they are drinking Stella.
 
Other way round...if stella wasn't drunk so much by chaves then it wouldn't be associated with violence.

What the hell's a chave? :michief:

Well, obviously not. He'd have been trying to get the taste of Fosters out of his mouth, wouldn't he? :lol:

:lol: With the exception of masq seems this thread has just resorted to bashing fosters!
 
Stella tastes great, but is expensive as hell here. No reputation as berserker potion, I dont honestly know what it could make it different then any other alcoholic beverage.

Berserker potion.. :lol:

That makes me laugh. Maybe cause cheap beer was my fuel too back in my berserkering days.
 
Funny... I would have thought that it took that name because whenever you see slovenly looking Brits aboard they're always drinking Stella and that Stella is quite cheap and widely available...

Though, if there is an entomological link to Tennessee Williams I'd be most pleased! :D

Course... its fun advertising campaigns and sponsorship of C4 movies don't sit well with the reality...



Chav - a barely human creature, often seen sporting camouflage a "hoodie" and baseball cap to conceal the face from CCTV while engaging in petty crime. The female of this species was the first to realise that the fastest way to avoid compulsory education and getting a free council flat is to get pregnant, which they do with alarming speed!
 
Camouflage? I don't know no chav who wears camouflage. An adidas(SP?) tracksuit, maybe, but not "army clothes" as they seem to call them in my area...
 
Camouflage? I don't know no chav who wears camouflage. An adidas(SP?) tracksuit, maybe, but not "army clothes" as they seem to call them in my area...

lol no dear, not army fatigues, but camouflage, that is to say, clothing which conceals the wearer :)
 
Stela's advertising is "reassuringly expensive" and yet it is a fiver for 6 500ml cans at the offy (you can get 8 carling for the same price though).

It gets you a bit more drunk than weak as piss Carling and it used to give me a funny head until I got so used to drinking 6 cans a night (but then moved onto the Carling). It just makes me fall over but I can see how it would make people more violent, especially if they lose a game of civ while drinking heavily.
 
Well, Stella certainly makes me more "aggressive" than other lagers... but I use the term "aggressive" loosely...
 
Beater-juice! Beater-juice! BEATER-JUICE!


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Damn, nothing.
 
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