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Worst lyrics

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jeps, May 26, 2007.

  1. jeps

    jeps Arcadefire

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    We already have a cool lyrics thread, but I want to see what the WORST lyrics are, and why you think that.

    Ill start you off with:

    "this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why, this is why,this is why, im hot this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why, this is why, this is why im hot, im hot cuz im fly, you aint cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why im hot im hot cuz im fly, you aint cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why im hot"

    Not only is it repetitive, but it succumbs to the circular logic of "I'm hot because you aren't. You aren't hot because I am"

    EDIT: I do NOT want this to turn into a rap-bash or anything of the sort. Make fun of lyrics, possibly artists. DO NOT make fun of genres.
     
  2. Ambidexter

    Ambidexter Edjumacated Idjit

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    The lyrics to MC Hammer's "I'm Too Sexy" are pretty bad:

    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat
    Whatcha think about that?

    This has got to be one of the silliest verses in a song ever sung.
     
  3. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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  4. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER (The Police)

    You consider me the young apprentice

    caught between the Scilla and Charibdes,

    hypnotized by you if I should linger

    staring at the ring around your finger.

    I have only come here seeking knowledge,

    things they would not teach me of in college.

    I can see that destiny you sold

    turned into a shining band of gold.

    I'll be wrapped around your finger

    Mephistopheles is not your name

    but I know that you're up to just the same.

    I will listen hard to your tuition,

    you will see it comes to its fruition.

    I'll be wrapped around your finger

    Devil and the deep blue sea behind me

    vanish in the air you'll never find me.

    I will turn your face to alabaster

    when you find your servant is your master


    and you'll be wrapped around my finger



    ... There's a few dodgy lyrics in that song. I think Sting must have got a book of stupid rhymes for his birthday that year.
     
  5. Fifty

    Fifty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    No it doesn't.
     
  6. Rossiya

    Rossiya Fridge Magnet Porn

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    Here are the worst:

    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
     
  7. bhsup

    bhsup Deity

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    Oh Mickey you're so fine
    you're so fine you blow my mind
    Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey!

    Toni Basil - Micky

    The sad thing is, I actually tap my feet to and merrily listen to this song. :blush:
     
  8. History_Buff

    History_Buff Knight of Cydonia

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    Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
    They're always complainin'
    Always complainin'
    If money is such a problem
    Well they got mansions
    Think we should rob them

    That's Good Charlottes Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous. It honestly sounds like it was written by an 8 year old.
     
  9. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    Hey Mickey makes up for it with the chorus though...

    Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you, Mickey
    Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
    Don't break my heart, Mickey

    And the dressing as a cheerleader gets bonus points too I think.
     
  10. skadistic

    skadistic Caomhanach

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    I'd post 'em but the mods would crush me with TOS violations. Basicly any gangster rap and ICP. And that "I would walk 500 miles song" and "MMMMMMM bop" by Hanson.
     
  11. dannyshenanigan

    dannyshenanigan Emperor

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    I don't want to lose your love tonight. I just want to use your love tonight.
     
  12. Left

    Left Real Game Out Here

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    Every Nickelback song sounds like he read it straight out of a rhyming dictionary.
     
  13. capslock

    capslock Emperor

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    Nickleback does indeed suck.

    Ben Gibbard (Death Cab, Postal Service) has some of the worst lyrics I have ever heard. What makes them so bad is that his music is supposed to be poetical and meaningful lyricly, but he fails miserably. I crack up every time listening to some of his songs.

    ex) "When every Thursday, I'd brave those mountain passes
    and you would skip your early classes
    and we'd learn how our bodies worked"

    haha I crack up every time, one of my good buddies eats this **** up though, that also contributes to the hilarity.
     
  14. ParkCungHee

    ParkCungHee Deity

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    Not musically inept, just really ****ing annoying

    Spoiler :
    I have a mansion, forget the price.
    Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice.
    I live in hotels, tear out the walls.
    I have accountants pay for it all.
    They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time.
    I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime.
    Life's been good to me so far.
    My Masarati does one-eighty-five.
    I lost my license, now I don't drive.
    I have a limo, ride in the back.
    I lock the doors in case I'm attacked.
    I'm makin' records, my fans they can't wait.
    They write me letters, tell me I'm great.
    So I got me an office, gold records on the wall.
    Just leave a message, maybe I'll call.
    Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through.
    I go to parties, sometimes until 4.
    I'ts hard to leave when you can't find the door.
    It's tought to handle this fortune and fame.
    Everybody's so different, I haven't changed.
    They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time

    I keep on going guess I'll never know why.
    Life's been good to me so far.
     
  15. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    If you can call Nickleback's crappy rhyming 'lyrics' then they take the gold medal for consistently terrible lyrics.
     
  16. Dawgphood001

    Dawgphood001 The Professional Poster

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    Durdurdur RAP IS (C)RAP!! HUR HUR TEH CLeVER!!!!111!!!
     
  17. Heretic_Cata

    Heretic_Cata We're gonna live forever

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    Almost all rap songs.

    IT BURNS. DIE DIE DIE
     
  18. Mongoloid Cow

    Mongoloid Cow Great Khan

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    There was a poll here (Adelaide radio) on this not long ago, and the worst voted lyrics were Desiree's.

    Example:
    I don't want to see a ghost
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    Watch the evening news


    I actually remember singing parts of that song to my sister when I was a wee kid to piss her off with crappy lyrics.
     
  19. Chukchi Husky

    Chukchi Husky Lone Wolf

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    Probably anything I listen to.
     
  20. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Watch us wreck the mic
    Watch us wreck the mic
    Watch us wreck the mic
    Psych!
     

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