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Worst lyrics

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jeps, May 26, 2007.

  1. Azale

    Azale Deity

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    Let's see how much I can do from memory...

    YO VIP, LETS KICK IT!

    Alright now stop, collaborate and LISTEN
    Ice is back with a brand new invention
    Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
    flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
    Will it ever stop? I dont know
    turn off the lights, and I'll glow
    to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandle
    light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle
    DANCE, and rush the speakers that boom
    I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    DEADLY, when I play a dull melody
    anything less than the best is a felony
    love it or leave it you better gain WAY
    you better hit bullseye the kid dont PLAY
    If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves

    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby



    I know more, but I'll spare you guys for now ;)

    Yo man lets get out of here. Word to your mother.
     
  2. Volum

    Volum The Zapper

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    With all the rap killings, you would have tought someone would have taken care of Vanilla Ice......
     
  3. Harbringer

    Harbringer Your A One Flower Garden

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    horus:
    This is why I’m hot(x2)
    This is why(x2) uh
    This is why I’m hot (uh)
    This is why I’m hot(x2) whoo
    This is why(x2)
    This is why I’m hot

    I’m hot coz I’m fly (fly)
    You ain’t coz you’re not (mims)
    This is why x2
    This is why I’m hot(x2)

    Verse 1:

    This is why I’m hot
    I dont gotta rap
    I can sell a mill sell you nothing on the track
    I represent New York
    I got it on my back
    And they say that we lost it
    So I’mma bring it back
    I love the dirty dirty
    Coz niggas show me love
    The ladies start to bounce
    As soon as I hit the club
    But in the Midwest
    They love to take it slow
    So when I hit the H
    I watch you get it on the floor
    And if you needed hyphy
    I take it to the bay
    Frisco to Sac town
    They do it eryday
    Coppin a Hollywood
    As soon as I hit LA
    I’m in that low low
    I do it the cali way
    And when I hit the Chi
    People say that I’m fly
    They like the way I dress they like (they like my) my attire
    move crowds from side to side
    They ask me how I do it and simply I reply

    (Chorus)

    Verse 2:
    This is why I’m hot
    Catch me on the block
    Every other day
    Another ***** another drop
    16 bars, 24 pop
    44 songs, ***** gimme what you got
    I’m in there driving cars
    Push them off the lot
    I’m into shutting stores down so I can shop
    If you need a bird I can get it chopped
    Tell ne what you need you know I get ‘em by the flock
    I call my hommie black meet me on the ave
    I hit wash heights with the money in the bag
    we into big spinners
    See my pimping never dragged
    Find me with different women that you niggas never had
    For those who say they know me know I’m focused on my cream
    Playa you come between you’d better focus on the beam
    I keep it so feen the way you see me lean
    And when I say I’m hot my ***** this is what I mean

    (Chorus)

    Verse 3:
    This is why I’m hot
    Shorty see the drop
    Ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a ?quap?
    And then I hit the switch that take away the top
    So chicks around the way they call me cream of the crop
    They hop in the car
    I tell them all about
    We hit the studio they say they like the way I record
    I gave you black train and I did you wrong
    So everytime I see them and they tell me that’s their song
    They say I’m the bomb
    They love the way the charm hanging from the neck
    And compliments the arm which compliments the ear then comes the gear
    So when I hit the room the shorties stop and stare
    Then niggas start to hate rearrange their face
    Little do they know I keep them things by waistside
    I reply nobody gotta die
    Similar to lil wiz coz I got the fire
    (Chorus)


    most ******** lyrics ever.....at leas the early rap and 90s stuff was good, and when someone said they were in a gang they actually were....and they didt all rap about clubbin and there hoes.
     
  4. jeps

    jeps Arcadefire

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    I still cant forget

    "Lucky you were born that far away
    So we could both make fun of distance
    Lucky that i love a foreign man for
    The lucky fact of your existance
    Baby I would climb the Andes solely
    To count the freckles on your body

    Never could imagine there were only
    So many ways to love somebody

    Le ro lo le lo le
    Le ro lo le lo le
    Can't you see...I'm at your feet

    Whenever, Wherever
    We're meant to be together
    I'll be there and you'll be near
    And that's the deal my dear

    You're over, you're under
    You'll never have to wonder

    We can always play by ear
    But that's the deal my dear

    Lucky that my lips not only mumble
    they spill kisses like a fountain
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
    So you don't confuse them with mountains

    Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
    To run for cover when i need it
    And these two eyes are for no other
    The day you leave will cry a river

    Le ro lo le lo le
    Le ro lo le lo le

    At your feet...I'm at your feet

    Whenever, Wherever
    We're meant to be together
    I'll be there and you'll be near
    And that's the deal my dear
    You're over, you're under
    You'll never have to wonder
    We can always play by ear
    But that's the deal my dear

    Le ro lo le lo le
    Le ro lo le lo le

    We can fly, say it again

    Le ro lo le lo le lo le

    Tell me one more time
    That you're there
    Lost in my eyes

    Whenever, wherever
    We're meant to be together
    I'll be there and you'll be near
    And that's the deal my dear
    You're over, you're under
    You've got me head over heels
    There's nothing left to fear
    If you really feel the way I feel

    Whenever, wherever
    We're meant to be together
    I'll be there and you'll be near
    And that's the deal my dear
    You're over, you're under
    You've got me head over heels
    There's nothing left to fear
    If you really feel the way I feel ."

    Whenever, Wherever by Shakira.
     
  5. oagersnap

    oagersnap Emperor

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    LA to Chicago

    --Sade - Smooth Operator
     
  6. Arminius

    Arminius Jeff Vader

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    R Kelly's Urban Opera or whatever it was called.
     
  7. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    :lol:

    Now pause the movie because what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
    Not only is there a man in the closet, but the man... is a midget.
    *Midget, midget, midget*
     
  8. Cheezy the Wiz

    Cheezy the Wiz Socialist In A Hurry

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    My sister's watching Bring it On as we speak, and this very song is playing.

    For bad lyrics, I'd nominate any song by an Emo band.

    The first song I think of when I think of bad lyrics is Fall Out Boy's "This Ain't a Scene, it's an Arms Race"

    I am an arms dealer.
    Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
    And don't really care, which side wins
    As long as the room keeps singing
    That's just the business I'm in

    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress

    I'm a leading man
    And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
    I'm a leading man
    And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate

    I wrote the gospel of giving up
    (You look pretty sinking)
    But the real bombshells have already sunk
    (Pre-Madonnas of the gutter)
    At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
    Crashing not like hips or cars
    No, more like p-p-p-parties

    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

    Bandwagon's full. Please, catch another

    I'm a leading man
    And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
    I'm a leading man
    And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate

    All the boys who the dance floor didn't love
    And all the girls whose hips couldn't move fast enough
    Sing until your lungs give out

    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    (Now you)
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    (Wear out the groove)
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    (Sing out loud)
    This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
    (Oh, oh)
    This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race

    I'm a leading man
    And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
    I'm a leading man
    And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
     
  9. Lambert Simnel

    Lambert Simnel One across

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    Trouble is, this is just too easy.

    The magnificent Crass, for example, had a chart topping hit with "Fight War, Not Wars". The lyrics ?

    "Fight war, not wars.
    Fight war, not wars.
    Fight war, not wars.
    Fight war, not wars.
    Fight war, not wars.
    Fight war, not wars.
    Fight war, not wars.
    FIGHT WAR, NOT WARS"

    Good, eh ? After the third or fourth iteration, you might have expected them to realise that they needed at least to throw in a line about death and destruction for variety's sake, but the Crass were too clever to fall into that obvious a pitfall. They just slowly became louder and more strident as the song went along instead.

    PS I lied about it being a chart topping hit.

    PPS My favourite recollection regarding this song is the fact it came on a 12" 45rpm vinyl release (this was long before CDs, brother...). I bought it, didn't read the label, and played it at 33rpm. It seemed like a very dark, slow, almost troll-like repetition of "Fight war, Not wars" that was going on, as if they had to say it slowly for the hard of thinking. The young anarchist that I was at the time thought there was some profundity to it.

    Once I realised it was supposed to be played at 45rpm, I discovered that Crass actually sounded like a self-important bunch of English middle-class home counties schoolboys, barking out instructions as if they were prefect for the day trying to form lines in the playground.

    I went back to playing it at 33rpm. :)
     
  10. Azale

    Azale Deity

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    Say you don't know me or recognize my face
    Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
    Knee deep in the hoopla sinking in your fight
    Too many runaways eating up the night

    Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember
    We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

    Chorus:
    We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
    Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

    Someone always playing corporation games
    Who cares they're always changing corporation names
    We just want to dance here someone stole the stage
    They call us irresponsible write us off the page

    Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember
    We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

    We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
    Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

    It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street
    Police have got the choke hold, oh, then we just lost the beat

    Who counts the money underneath the bar
    Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars
    Don't tell us you need us, 'cos we're the ship of fools
    Looking for America, coming through your schools

    Don't you remember ('member)('member)

    Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember
    We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

    We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
    Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
    Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
    Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

    (We built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)


    Worst...song...ever.
     
  11. Atropos

    Atropos Beware my geekhood

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    I'd put that as a strong candidate for "worst ever lyrics."
     
  12. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    I bet you're a PJ & Duncan fan really.

    Vanilla Ice was pretty bad too...

    "If you've got a problem Yo! I'll solve it check out my hooks while the DJ revolves it."

    And didn't he say "Chillin' MCs like a pound of BACON" in that song too?

    As much as I love Public Enemy, I think the following has to qualify...

    "My posse come quickly 'cos my posse got velocity"
     
  13. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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    What's funny is that even though I know what it's supposed to be, it sounds very clearly like he is saying "This ain't a city, it's a dead horse race".
     
  14. mrt144

    mrt144 Deity

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    Italo Disco. So bad it's good.
     
  15. WillJ

    WillJ Coolness Connoisseur

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    LFO
    "Summer Girls"

    Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
    Do you remember, Do you remember?
    ...when we met..That summer??

    ::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::

    New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I'd take her if I had one wish,
    But she's been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer

    {Verse 1}

    Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
    Met you one summer and it all began
    Your the best girl that I ever did see,
    The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
    When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
    Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
    Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
    Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
    Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
    Left one day and never came back
    Stayed all summer then went back home,
    Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
    Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
    Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    ::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::

    New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I'd take her if I had one wish,
    But she's been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer

    {Verse 2}

    Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
    Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
    Always been hip to the B-boY Style
    Known to act wild and make girls smile,
    Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
    Remind me of you because you rock my world
    You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
    They drink lemonade and speak real slow
    You love hip hop and rock n roll
    Dad took off when you were 4 years old
    There was a good man named Paul Revere
    I feel much better baby when you're near
    You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
    I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    {Repeat Chorus}

    Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
    Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
    Summertime girls are the kind I like,
    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

    {Verse 3}

    Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
    My mind takes me back there oh so quick
    Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
    Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
    Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
    Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
    Call you up but whats the use
    I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
    Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you
    but I'm really not sure
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
    repeat Chorus

    {Bridge}

    In the summer girls come and summer girls go
    Some are worth while and some are so so,
    Summer girls come and summer girls go
    Some are worth while and some are so so,
    Summertime girls got it goin on
    Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
    Summertime girls are the kind I like
    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

    {Repeat Chorus}
     
  16. D'Artagnan59

    D'Artagnan59 The Gascon

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    Umm, the uber tidal waves haven't come yet!
     
  17. DBear

    DBear unbeliever

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    No more calls, we have a winner!:goodjob:
     
  18. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    dunanananananana dunanananana nananananana.



    TEQUILA
     
  19. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    oh god I hate that song :sad:
     
  20. skadistic

    skadistic Caomhanach

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    MMMMMMMMMMMM bop.
     

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