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Worst lyrics

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jeps, May 26, 2007.

  1. jeps

    jeps Arcadefire

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    No clouds in my storms
    Let it rain
    I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
    Come'n down with the Dow Jones
    When the clouds come we gone
    We Rocafella (Eh eh)
    She fly higher than weather
    And she rocks it better
    You know me
    An anticipation for precipitation
    stacks chips for the rainy day (Eh eh)
    Jay, rain man is back with lil Ms. Sunshine
    Rihanna where you at?

    You had my heart
    and we'll never be world apart
    Maybe in magazines
    but you'll still be my star
    Baby cause in the Dark
    You can see shiny Cars
    And that's when you need me there
    With you I'll always share
    Because

    When the sun shines
    We’ll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be your friend
    Took an oath
    I'mma stick it out 'till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we still have each other
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    These fancy things,
    will never come in between
    You're part of my entity
    Here for Infinity
    When the war has took it's part
    When the world has dealt it's cards
    If the hand is hard

    Together we'll mend your heart
    Because ...

    When the sun shines
    We'll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be your friend
    Took an oath
    I'mma stick it out 'till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we still have each other
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    You can run into my Arms
    It's okay don't be alarmed
    (Come into Me)
    (There's no distance in between our love)
    So Gonna let the rain pour
    I'll be all you need and more
    Because ...

    When the sun shines
    We'll shine Together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be your friend
    Took an oath
    I'mma stick it out 'till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we still have each other
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    It's raining (raining)
    Ooo baby it's raining
    baby come into me
    Come into me
    It's raining (raining)
    Ooo baby it's raining
    You can always come into me
    Come into me
     
  2. TheBladeRoden

    TheBladeRoden Deity

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    I can't believe no one posted this

    - Hi Barbie!
    - Hi Ken!
    - You wanna go for a ride?
    - Sure, Ken!
    - Jump in!
    - Ha ha ha ha!

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
    You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours
    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    - Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    - Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
    - Oh, I love you Ken!
     
  3. Left

    Left Real Game Out Here

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    I heard "This ain't a city, its a goddamn assface".
     
  4. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    well I'm glad that you brought it up :p
     
  5. Brighteye

    Brighteye intuitively Bayesian

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    That sounds terrible. But has no-one remembered:
    'No no no no no no there's no lyrics no no
    no no no...'
    by Two Unliminted?


    These are brilliant lyrics!
     
  6. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    I am Ziggy and I agree with the listeners of Adelaide radio.
     
  7. Grisu

    Grisu Draghetto Retired Moderator

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    how about stuff like this?

     
  8. TheBoatman

    TheBoatman Warlord

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    2(euro)cents.

     
  9. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    CHIHUAHUA

    Chihuahua! x4

    Oh, Chihuahua!

    I'm walking in the street
    And the moon shine's bright
    A little melody keeps feeling on my mind tonight
    I gotcha!
    It's the song about Chihuahua
    Yeah, that's cool alright

    It was fun
    And a life without sorrow
    Feels young
    And when you think about tomorrow
    Say YO!
    When you're about to freak out
    Just go and then shout it out loud

    Chihuahua here
    Chihuahua there
    Everybody wants it everywhere
    Sing it loud
    And life can be so easy

    What can make you move, Chihuahua
    Can you feel the groove Chihuahua
    What can make you dance
    Oh Chihuahua!
    What can make you sing Chihuahua
    Take it and you win Chihuahua
    What can bring you joy
    Oh Chihuahua!


    this one might compete
     
  10. Azash

    Azash La Sombra

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    Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik
     
  11. JohnRM

    JohnRM Don't make me destroy you

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    Any Bon Jovi song.
     
  12. Rik Meleet

    Rik Meleet Top predator Retired Moderator

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  13. Masquerouge

    Masquerouge Deity

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    Every song that contains a variation of that sentence:

    "I couldn't get my eyes off of you" deserves to be mocked.

    Unfortunately, that's a metric ton of songs.
     
  14. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    Some of my lyrics were pretty bad. The tunes were great though!

    There's a trained killer, he is trained to kill,
    He deals death, death is what he deals

    He's gonna bite you, bite you, bite you till you're dead!

    There's a hamster, a ninja combat hamster,
    He's got teeth, teeth as sharp as teeth

    He's gonna bite you, bite you, bite you till you're dead!

    (solo)

    (repeat first verse)
    (repeat chorus till end)
     
  15. cthom

    cthom 3,011,451,295

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    'pop music' by M. look it up.

    'shaddupa ya face' by joe dolce. don't even think about looking it up. :nuke:
     
  16. Che Guava

    Che Guava The Juicy Revolutionary

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    *Any Nickelback song (mmmmGuys, what's another word that rhymes with 'pain'?)

    *That dang LFO "Girls of Summer"...

    *Nearly anything by R Kelly ("Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited! Oooh You know I like it, try but I can't hide it"...yech), topped off by the worst (and longest) 'song' ever :Stuck in the Closet ( closet closet...)
     
  17. Phlegmak

    Phlegmak Deity

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    The worst lyrics are:

    Every rap "song" ever made
    Every song on the Misfits album "Famous Monsters". Those songs sound as if they were written by a 10 year old.
     
  18. Trajan12

    Trajan12 Deity

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    So I take it you've listened to them all, each and every one. Quite an achievement. :)
     
  19. Phlegmak

    Phlegmak Deity

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    There is only one rap "song", infinitely repeated. So if you hear one, you've heard 'em all. :p
     
  20. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    "I saw a UFO and nobody believes me"
     

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