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Worst lyrics

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jeps, May 26, 2007.

  1. LightFang

    LightFang "I'm the hero!"

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    U2 - Vertigo - How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

    Here is a sample of very deep and meaningful lyrics:

    Woo, meaningless Spanish.

    Very deep. But, who could forget this:

     
  2. jeps

    jeps Arcadefire

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    without lyrics or listening to the song:

    memorable vertigo lines:

    lights go down its dark (wow, Id never guessed that lack of light=dark)

    they know that they cant dance, at least...they know. (so knowing but still doing it is somehow better than not doing it?)

    the girl with crimson nails has jesus round her neck (so crimson nails make wearing a cross all the more important? and since when is a cross jesus? wouldnt jesus, who died on a cross, hate crosses?)

    your love is teaching me how to kneel (this is just wrong. think mysterious ways type wrong. [with kiss this guy instead of kiss the sky])

    or elevation: a mole, digging in a hole, digging up my soul

    also, I am the Walrus' lyrics are messed up.

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
    I'm crying.

    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
    Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
    Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

    Mister city policeman sitting
    Pretty little policemen in a row.
    See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
    I'm crying, i'm crying.
    I'm crying, i'm crying.

    Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
    Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

    Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
    If the sun don't come, you get a tan
    From standing in the english rain.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

    Expert textpert choking smokers,
    Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
    See how they snied.
    I'm crying.

    Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
    Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
    Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
     
  3. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    Electric Six - Gay Bar
     
  4. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    hey, the acid was taken, making those lyrics lose their bad-ness :p
     
  5. philippe

    philippe FYI, I chase trains.

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    rhythm is a dancer, i'm as serious as cancer
    Whoever thought this up must have a disorder :lol:
     
  6. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    :mad:

    You posted this in the wrong thread! It's supposed to be "cool lyrics" :(
     
  7. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    Stone Tempel Pilots
    Seriously. What the ...?

    "What if God was one of us", by whatshername

    "Drops of Jupiter" by Train.
    Give. Me. A. Break.
     
  8. Angst

    Angst Rambling and inconsistent

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    Try to listen to Danish Rap (And to understand the text). It's crap - the music's crap, the artists' crap, the lyrics' crap, the music videos' crap.

    And still people buy the . .. .. .. .. OMFG
     
  9. Jawz II

    Jawz II Oh Dear

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    Anything by Bon Jovi. Those power metal bands are good for unintentional comedy too.

    Singing about swords and wizards and goddamned demons and goblins.

    Hilarious. :D
     
  10. sabo

    sabo My Ancestors were Vikings

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    Any Moby song comes to mind :D
     
  11. Grisu

    Grisu Draghetto Retired Moderator

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    :ninja: what do you mean, it's bloody brilliant
    :D
     
  12. Jawz II

    Jawz II Oh Dear

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    In that case, I give you Dragon Force!!!

    Can you smell the clearasil?
     

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