Would you rather...

[Aegis]

This choice is easy as I already talk like Yoda all of the time.

 

[Boundless]

sweet cakes...

one wife or many lovers ??

Well, I'll make it husband or this could get complicated...
One husband!

Edit:
Dog or cat?

 

[Aegis]

Cat.

Dog is too gamey.

 

[salty mud]

Darth Vader every day.

Be a trying to get to sleep though.

 

[nato2101]

Dog.
Cats are whores dogs are heroes.

Die of old age without having lived (no booze, sex, partying, drugs, etc., etc.) or die young having experienced everything?

 

[salty mud]

Young with everything... what else have you to live for?

Would you rather live 1000 years in the future as a primitive, backwards being, or 1000 years in the past as a futuristic, heretical piece of scum?

 

[nato2101]

Heretical all the way, besides I'd get to wield an axe and would become a god

Shot in the nuts or stabbed in the head?
(you survive in either case, but have some kind of permanent damage)

 

[Boundless]

Is the equivalent for me being shot in the boobs?
In which case, exactly that, I don't want to be stabbed in the head.

Would you rather eat a pot of your own poop or drink a pint of your own piss?

 

[Abaddon]

drink the piss!

perfect dive, or perfect bomb?

 

[nato2101]

Is the equivalent for me being shot in the boobs?
In which case, exactly that, I don't want to be stabbed in the head.

Would you rather eat a pot of your own poop or drink a pint of your own piss?

Not sure women are as attached to their boobs as men are to their nuts, maybe I'll ask you in your other thread

Perfect bomb!!!

Would you prefer to spend every waking hour with the most irritating person in the world or have sex every night with the most repulsive (to all 5 senses)?

 

[Boundless]

Perfect bomb! Then you sploosh everyone including the idiots who won't go in the pool

Pies for eyes or chips for lips?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Lip chips can be corrected with surgery.

Phosgene inhalation or hemorrhagic fever?

 

[kiwitt]

Turbo 4 Cylinder

or

Old fashioned V8

 

[Arakhor]

I have no idea what either of those are, SS-18.

 

[W|M]

They're cars.

I'd rather a Turbo 4 Cylinder.

Take a heroin overdose or drink a litre of battery acid?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Death by poison gas suffocation, or by a virus that makes you bleed so much you literally melt on the inside.

 

[W|M]

You didn't answer my question!

 

[salty mud]

Don't worry westy, I will answer for you. I'd rather heroin overdose. I'd rather take a final trip than have my skeleton melt before my eyes.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Death by poison gas suffocation, or by a virus that makes you bleed so much you literally melt on the inside.

I'd take poison gas suffocation.

 

[Mustakrakish]

Blind or deaf?