Yo Mama is so...

Rambuchan

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Right, I was getting bored, so it's time for a thread. :king:

Visiting an old favourite here folks. Can't believe I haven't seen it around here yet. :shakehead

I'll kick off with some well knowns and some others, I'm sure you've all got one or two up your sleeve. :mischief:

~ Yo Mama's so fat, that when I rolled over after making love to her, I was STILL on top of her! :eek:

~ Yo Mama's so old, her birth certificate expired.

~ Yo Mama's so stupid, she got busted by the pigs for dealing M&Ms at a rave.

From The Pharcyde's stupidly funky, and ingeniously titled track, "Yo Mama":

~ Yo Mama's got an afro, with a chin strap.

~ Yo Mama's got a glass eye, with a fish in it.

~ Yo Mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand.

My current favourite:

~ I hear Mickey Mouse has got a watch with Yo Mama's face on it.
 
Yo mama's so bored, she created a thread about yo mama jokes.


:thanx:


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Yo mama's so fat, her class photo was takern by satellite.
Yo mama's so fat, in class, everyone st next to her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she was arrested for mooning after looking outta the windows.
 
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Yo mama so old she sat behind moses in the 3rd grade
Yo moma so fat she went in the water and whales apeared and started singing We are Family
Yo mama so fat, stupid,ugly, and old we make yo mama jokes about her
 
Yo mama's like a TV even a two year old can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a shotgun two ***** and she blows.
Yo mama's like a race car she burns four rubbers a day.
Yo mama's so fat instead of a birth certificate she got blue prints.
Yo mama's so fat when she bent over it was like a solar eclipse.
Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama's so fat she broke the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movies she takes up a whole row.
Yo mama's so poor when i stepped on the cigarette butt in her living room she said, "Who turned off the heat?"
 
Yo momma so fat I seen her in the paper on pages 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.

Yo momma's so poor I walked through the front door and tripped over the back fence.

Your momma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck. :p

Yo momma's so dumb the last time she heard a whissle is when she got hit by a train.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she went into a bank, they turned off the cameras.
 
Yo mama's so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger out of GW's nose.

Yo mama's so fat going around her takes two tanks of gas and a roadmap.

Yo mama's so fat when she hauls butt she has to take two trips.

Yo mama's so old her first computer was an abacus.
 
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own time zone
 
Reno said:
I'd say this is Yankish humour at it's worst. :twitch:
Well you know who inspired the thread don't you? :p
 
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