Yo Mama Jokes

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  1. da dick

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    your momma so fat, people mistake her for a working class miniority group.
     
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    OMG. i lol...
    :lol:
     
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    Indeed, that was good :)
     
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    Yo momma's so fat, she has enough mass to go supernova at the end of her life.
     
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    Yo mamma's so fat, light bends around her.
     
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    Technically, light will bend around any object with any mass, you'd just need a pretty huge object for it to bend any noticeable amount.
     
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    Haha, very good.

    Reminds me of one I read somewhere a while back (probably this thread actually but I can't be botehred to check...) : Yo mama's like Marxist socio-economics: every worker gets a share
     
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  12. da dick

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    your momma so full of mass, her ex-boyfriend described him as a "black hole sun"
     
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    Yo momma is so ugly, the Boogeyman has nightmares about her.
     
  14. Uncle Sparky

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    Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!
     
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    Santa is no longer allowed to say, 'Ho, Ho, Ho', because it triggers yo mama!
     
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    Spoiler :
    pink frued.jpg
     
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  17. Uncle Sparky

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    Yo mama's so ugly the whole world faked a plague just to make her wear a mask.
     
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