Yo Mama Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Gamemaster77, Apr 20, 2009.

Page 20 of 20
  1. da dick

    da dick Warlord

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2008
    Messages:
    267
    your momma so fat, people mistake her for a working class miniority group.
     
    da dick, Aug 20, 2013
    #381
  2. bhsup

    bhsup Deity

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2004
    Messages:
    30,387
     
    bhsup, Sep 21, 2013
    #382
  3. Ramius75

    Ramius75 Deity

    Joined:
    May 5, 2003
    Messages:
    6,218
    Location:
    Sing City
    OMG. i lol...
    :lol:
     
    Ramius75, Sep 21, 2013
    #383
  4. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Creator

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2003
    Messages:
    66,383
    Location:
    The Dream
    Indeed, that was good :)
     
    Kyriakos, Oct 3, 2013
    #384
  5. PlutonianEmpire

    PlutonianEmpire Socially Awkward Goofball

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2004
    Messages:
    4,797
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MinneSNOWta
    Yo momma's so fat, she has enough mass to go supernova at the end of her life.
     
    PlutonianEmpire, Oct 7, 2013
    #385
  6. Daedwartin

    Daedwartin Emperor

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    1,784
    Location:
    Grand Daedwartian Union
     
    Daedwartin, Oct 17, 2013
    #386
  7. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2013
    Messages:
    798
    Location:
    There be souls of gophers
    WhiteRobber, Oct 22, 2013
    #387
  8. HeraldtheGreat

    HeraldtheGreat King

    Joined:
    May 20, 2012
    Messages:
    906
    Location:
    Toronto, Canada
    Yo mamma's so fat, light bends around her.
     
    HeraldtheGreat, Oct 27, 2013
    #388
  9. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2006
    Messages:
    18,690
    Location:
    Honolulu
    Technically, light will bend around any object with any mass, you'd just need a pretty huge object for it to bend any noticeable amount.
     
    choxorn, Oct 28, 2013
    #389
  10. PhroX

    PhroX Deity

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2009
    Messages:
    2,241
    Gender:
    Male
    Haha, very good.

    Reminds me of one I read somewhere a while back (probably this thread actually but I can't be botehred to check...) : Yo mama's like Marxist socio-economics: every worker gets a share
     
    PhroX, Oct 28, 2013
    #390
  11. HeraldtheGreat

    HeraldtheGreat King

    Joined:
    May 20, 2012
    Messages:
    906
    Location:
    Toronto, Canada
    HeraldtheGreat, Oct 28, 2013
    #391
  12. da dick

    da dick Warlord

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2008
    Messages:
    267
    your momma so full of mass, her ex-boyfriend described him as a "black hole sun"
     
    da dick, Nov 30, 2013
    #392
  13. Wondering Kid

    Wondering Kid Prince

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2012
    Messages:
    320
    Location:
    Lima, Peru
    Yo momma is so ugly, the Boogeyman has nightmares about her.
     
    Wondering Kid, Dec 1, 2013
    #393
  14. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2013
    Messages:
    899
    Location:
    Exile.
    Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!
     
    Uncle Sparky, May 12, 2019
    #394
    The_J likes this.
  15. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2013
    Messages:
    899
    Location:
    Exile.
    Santa is no longer allowed to say, 'Ho, Ho, Ho', because it triggers yo mama!
     
    Uncle Sparky, Dec 17, 2019
    #395
    The_J likes this.
  16. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2013
    Messages:
    899
    Location:
    Exile.
    Spoiler :
    pink frued.jpg
     
    Uncle Sparky, Jan 25, 2020
    #396
    Samez and The_J like this.
  17. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2013
    Messages:
    899
    Location:
    Exile.
    Yo mama's so ugly the whole world faked a plague just to make her wear a mask.
     
    Uncle Sparky, Jun 7, 2021
    #397
    The_J likes this.
  18. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2013
    Messages:
    899
    Location:
    Exile.
    Yo mama's so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.
     
    Uncle Sparky, Jun 22, 2022
    #398
    The_J likes this.
  19. Sarin

    Sarin Emperor

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2013
    Messages:
    1,292
    Yo mamma's so ugly, when she visited Middle East they invented burquas.
     
    Sarin, Jun 22, 2022
    #399
    The_J likes this.
Page 20 of 20

Share This Page