Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Gamemaster77, Apr 20, 2009.
your momma so fat, people mistake her for a working class miniority group.
OMG. i lol...
Indeed, that was good
Yo momma's so fat, she has enough mass to go supernova at the end of her life.
yo momma so fat, she things this is exercise:
Link to video.
Yo mamma's so fat, light bends around her.
Technically, light will bend around any object with any mass, you'd just need a pretty huge object for it to bend any noticeable amount.
Haha, very good.
Reminds me of one I read somewhere a while back (probably this thread actually but I can't be botehred to check...) : Yo mama's like Marxist socio-economics: every worker gets a share
your momma so full of mass, her ex-boyfriend described him as a "black hole sun"
Yo momma is so ugly, the Boogeyman has nightmares about her.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!
Santa is no longer allowed to say, 'Ho, Ho, Ho', because it triggers yo mama!
Yo mama's so ugly the whole world faked a plague just to make her wear a mask.
Yo mama's so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she visited Middle East they invented burquas.
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