Yoshi's Super Roll to Dodge 1

[W|M]

I quickly shoot the Nazi zombie with the Mercenary's minigun without the Mercenary noticing while I heal myself.

 

[Red_Spy]

I recall Red Medic to heal me.

 

[Omega124]

I go save Boundless with my AK-47, because I'm that kind of person. Meanwhile, Frank West puts some nails on that bat to recreate the Boston Basher before the glue dries.

 

[Boundless]

I hide behind Omega124, shooting at the zombies with my RPG.

 

[Skwink]

I hire a man named H.E. Pennypacker.

Merc: Heals Skwink.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Anne Hathaway take a nap.

I buy a Chick-Fil-A carrot and raisin salad, but I do not eat it.

 

[Tecknojock]

The zombies believe me to be one of their own and so won't attack me.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I try to heal myself.

 

[Optical]

I go to help Omega and Boundless.

 

[Aiolos]

I run the zombie clerk over, and take his money!

 

[Abaddon]

I become a zombie

 

[hoplitejoe]

me an my kittens walk about shooting at things (and people)

 

[BSmith1068]

I buy a new RPG for $300.

 

[SouthernKing]

If its not too late I hijack one of the cars on display in the mall

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Update 4​

I quickly shoot the Nazi zombie with the Mercenary's minigun without the Mercenary noticing while I heal myself.

7: The mercenary noticed you. He knocks you off the helicopter, killing you.

I recall Red Medic to heal me.

26: He heals 200hp

I go save Boundless with my AK-47, because I'm that kind of person.

1 (WORST ROLL): You accidentally fire 3 rounds at Boundless. You also accidentally fire 2 rounds at Frank West, you klutz

ROLL TO DODGE!
24 (29): The bullet's miss Boundless
14 (19): But this one nails her for 200 (250)hp
22 (27): She manages to dodge the last round

ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (15): Frank West is hit for 100hp
16 (26): But he dodges the last round

Meanwhile, Frank West puts some nails on that bat to recreate the Boston Basher before the glue dries.

30 (40): Amazing! You have recreated the Boston Basher! Frank West's bat is upgraded to +15 for all rolls. Frank West also gives you his old Supercharged Bat (+10 to all rolls)

I hide behind Omega124, shooting at the zombies with my RPG.

10 (15): The RPG fails to fire

I hire a man named H.E. Pennypacker.

21: H.E. Pennypacker is uninterested in coming to you

Heals Skwink

29: He heals you for 200hp

Anne Hathaway take a nap.

31: She goes to sleep. Her max health is increased by 100

I buy a Chick-Fil-A carrot and raisin salad, but I do not eat it.

5: The salad looks too good to not eat it. In temptation, you eat the salad. It turns out that the salad was a trap by the zombies. You lose 300hp and you are now poisoned (-3 to all rolls)

The zombies believe me to be one of their own and so won't attack me.

36: You make friends with the zombies! YOU HAVE UNLOCKED A UNIQUE WIN CONDITION!: Kill all players who are not zombies to win. To help you with that, the zombies give you sharp claws (+5 to attack rolls)

I try to heal myself.

37: You heal fully. You also gain Tecknojock's win condition

I go to help Omega and Boundless.

30: You run to their sides. All three of you (not including Frank West) are now at MacDonald's

I become a zombie

33: And you do! You have also gained Tecknojock's win condition

I run the zombie clerk over, and take his money!

24 (29): You run him over and kill him, but he has no money

me an my kittens walk about shooting at things (and people)

33 (38): Meow! Your kittens go on a rampage! They shoot everybody twice at the center of the mall! (People at the Mall Hospital, MacDonald's, The Fountain, the Helicopter, and the Baddest Gadget Store are not affected. NPC's are not affected). Your kittens also become adorable (No effect, just a name change)

ROLL TO DODGE!
27: Everyone dodges the kittens
8: But the kittens nail everyone the second time for 200hp

I buy a new RPG for $300.

36: You manage to buy an RPG that is a duplicate of Boundless's RPG. It was free too!

If its not too late I hijack one of the cars on display in the mall

38: Amazing! You found a Lamborghini (+100hp to all attacks, +5 to all rolls)!

Tiny Zombies (2) attack Omega and Aiolos!

ROLL TO DODGE!
35: Omega kills the tiny zombie that attacks him
7: Aiolos is attacked for 200hp

Nazi Zombie attacks SouthernKing!

ROLL TO DODGE!
20 (25): You stylishly drive away from the Nazi, dodging his Panzerfaust attacks

Domination dies from inactivity...

NO MORE NEW SIGN-UP'S ARE ALLOWED!​

 

[Skwink]

I hire Art Vandely.

Merc: holds me into the helicopter.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Merc: pulls me into the helicopter.

I think you are still in the helicopter

 

[Neverwonagame3]

BTW, I'm the same person as FormerNWAG- the mods merged my accounts. You can check with them if you don't believe me.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Too lazy to check, but I'll take your word for it

 

[Tecknojock]

@Yoshi
For my win condition (the other people that gained it) it is kill all people who are not zombies excluding tecknojock right? Otherwise those players who are zombies would still have to kill me to win.