You are Sean Spicer

[jackelgull]

You wake up, and it's Jan 20, before the inauguration of Donald Trump. And you're in the body of Sean Spicer. How do you handle working with Donald Trump?

Now for this hypothetical scenario to work, I'm putting some assumptions in here -

1. You are acting as Trump's minister of misinformation and
2. You are committed to the job

So CFC, what would you do?

 

[Synobun]

Admit that Dippin' Dots are the best ice cream snack to ever grace the surface of this planet.

 

[jackelgull]

Bold move. Might create shock in the media as they wonder if you're the real sean spicer.

 

[Arwon]

Drink a lot, try not to cry, cry.

 

[emzie]

"The President believes..." for everything.

 

[Perfection]

When in doubt, hurl insult.

 

[Omega124]

I immediately try to stop being Spicer.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

I make sure to put on my big boy tie.

Spoiler :

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I read Scott McClellan's book and remind myself that lying constantly is just the job and when it is over you can clear your conscience and torpedo your integrity challenged boss.

 

[jackelgull]

Well, taking questions from "alternative media" over skype that addresses you as Commander is one way to deal with things I suppose.

 

[Kyriakos]

You are Sean Spicer

How dare you.

 

[JollyRoger]

Change my last name to Bean.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Change my last name to Bean.

Would you introduce yourself as "Seen Bean" or "Shawn Bawn"?