You are suddenly the owner of CFC! What do you do?

[aimeeandbeatles]

Something happens and you suddenly find yourself the owner and administrator of CFC, under the conditions that you don't ban people just because you don't like them. What do you do next?

 

[Dachs]

Sell it, or otherwise hand off the place so that I don't have to deal with it.

 

[GenMarshall]

Fix da servers.

 

[Boundless]

>>Fix the servers
>>Remain as an approachable, frequent user.
>>Unban a few members
>>Ban a few other members
>>Re-organise the moderators (a few demotions, many promotions)
>>Re-organise the Other Games part of the Forum
>>Un-archive all threads

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Pull a Billass: ban everyone, then change the password, then ban myself.

 

[BvBPL]

Encourage Civ Mod development through a high profile system of contests and rewards.

 

[downtown]

1) Remove ban on recognition of positive Coliseum postings

2) Create "Karma" system for posters

3) Ban a few morons, unban a few people

4) Upgrade servers

5) Look for ways to aggressively monetize the website.

 

[NickyJ]

1. Scream, "today CFC, tomorrow the world" at the top of my lungs.
2. Laugh maniacally.
3. Appoint downtown as the commander of The Imperial Armed Forces.
4. Give downtown the order to unleash the hordes of radioactive monkeys, thereby enslaving humanity.
5. Laugh maniacally.
6. Succumb to insanity after someone steals my pants.
7. downtown leads a military coup against me after I refuse to relinquish my power due to insanity.
8a. Die as my last stronghold is stormed by Giant Death Robots.
8b. Laugh maniacally as I die.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I'd hold "The Great CFC lottery" open to all members . $1 per ticket and the winner gets the site .

 

[Kyriakos]

I think that those who are already banned were the worst of the failed posters. Some could join them, but i see that happening sooner or later; no need to take it upon myself to complete TFs work

 

[Antilogic]

Sell it, or otherwise hand off the place so that I don't have to deal with it.

This. I don't want to run the site, I just want to use it.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Arguments that go nowhere for pages become infractible.

 

[GhostWriter16]

1. Scream, "today CFC, tomorrow the world" at the top of my lungs.
2. Laugh maniacally.
3. Appoint downtown as the commander of The Imperial Armed Forces.
4. Give downtown the order to unleash the hordes of radioactive monkeys, thereby enslaving humanity.
5. Laugh maniacally.
6. Succumb to insanity after someone steals my pants.
7. downtown leads a military coup against me after I refuse to relinquish my power due to insanity.
8a. Die as my last stronghold is stormed by Giant Death Robots.
8b. Laugh maniacally as I die.

Where is "Make Dommy the next Thunderfall"?

 

[Synobun]

Reorganize the forums, put into place a way to make money to support the server, fix the server, sell website.

AKA do what I want done and then get rid of it.

 

[muhtesem insan]

Drop database CFC
GO

Spoiler :

 

[Joecoolyo]

Absorb Apolyton in my ever growing webpire.

 

[emzie]

Do absolutely nothing, rely on a few volunteers to run the site while I pocket ad revenue.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

I would strip the mods of their power and rule as an absolute monarch.

I would end the infraction system. Instead, I would ban people as I would see fit.

I would create "like" and "dislike" buttons.

I would declare war on Apolyton.

 

[NickyJ]

Where is "Make Dommy the next Thunderfall"?

Ah, that's right, I forgot 9!

9. downtown is assassinated by remnants of the Old Regime, and after warring among the tribes of CFC, Dommy's Dominion emerges to dominate the world, with Dommy the leader.

 

[JohnRM]

Choose an heir to succeed me (Thunderfall) and immediately resign.