Shamelessly stolen from the civ4 message board. I'll start us off... 1. When you think George Washington can live over 100 years. 2. When you think you can store an equal amount of muskets as you can cotton. 3. When you scream "Lets free Scotland boyos!" oh wait.... 4. There is no such thing as an arquebus, musket, or rifle. There is only gun. 5. When you think sleep is impossible in the Netherlands (reference to Dutch king's appearance.) 6. All talks of independce is considered teachery, and the idea of a free country always leads to war. 7. When you confuse napoleon III with the pirate king. 8. When you think ship desgins don't change after 200 years. 9. When you think the Dutch had a king in the 16th century. 10. When you consider Adriaen Van Derdonck a leader of New Netherlan instead of a lawyer. 11. When the French are able to get Amercian founding fathers. 12. When you go from recgonizing one leader (george washington) to almost becoming an expert on the background of each European power and leader in the game. 13. Portgual? What portugese? We have never condoned Portugese influence! 14. When you listen to original game's music everyday (I'm listening to the newer mp3 version that was recently posted on this site.) 15. When you think riding a horse and weilding a gun makes you über as opposed to just weilding a gun. What I love about this game is how so many thing are just plain wrong.