Your Autobiography/memoir

[WickedSmurf]

"Mostly Useless; 2nd edition"

 

[Eastern Knight]

"My Wicked Life"
"PLEASE DON'T READ"
"DIARIES ARE TO KEEP PRIVATE"

 

[Suppersalmon]

'hey were did my sandwhich go'
'dont read this'

 

[willemvanoranje]

Nothing is certain and not even that is
"It's all about mentality!"

 

[The Yankee]

"Don't Steal This Book: It's Really Not Worth It"

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Mega Hurts:
A megahertz mans quest
for validation in a gigahertzs
world.

 

[MikeLynch]

I dunno what I'd call mine. Maybe:

Praise My Humility!

I Really Am Not Spock

 

[Narz]

"The Rise of The Narzian Empire"

It would be deep black and bright red and have a large infinitity symbol (sideways 8) on the side cover.

 

[Ville]

"Don't Look to the Eyes of a Stranger" (Iron Maiden's song)
The cover would have a picture of my eyes

 

[polymath]

"Hubris and Schadenfreude: Me In A Nutshell"

The cover art would be Prometheus being attacked by some Valkyries, with me looking on approvingly.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

A good, traditional title on a plain black leather cover, lettering in silver embossed Gothic script. Pages will have silvered or gilt edging, with red silk woven page marker. Title will be something along the lines of 'Victory', 'Triumph of the Will', 'Blood, Honour and Fire' or 'The Shadowed Testament'. Length would be about 1000-1200 pages.

 

[floppa21]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
A good, traditional title on a plain black leather cover, lettering in silver embossed Gothic script. Pages will have silvered or gilt edging, with red silk woven page marker. Title will be something along the lines of 'Victory', 'Triumph of the Will', 'Blood, Honour and Fire' or 'The Shadowed Testament'. Length would be about 1000-1200 pages.

Will you have a signed and limited edition with tooled Moroccan? I'll take one of those then.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

No, but if you buy two dozen copies you get a signed slave. No nationality specified, though.

 

[Skullbones]

"Skullbones for Dummies" or "The Skullbones Coloring Book" or "Hey, I'm Reading About Skullbones!" and then there would be a movie made that is totally different from the book so as to make everyone mad but reap in massive amounts of profit.

Oh yeah and the book would have 10 different "collectible" covers to increase profits because people like buying stuff thats collectible.

I'd also make a "Extended Collector's Edition!!" that would include all 10 of the same book with different covers, plus the movie but charge triple and throw in maybe a Skullbones action figure or something like that.

 

[The Yankee]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
No, but if you buy two dozen copies you get a signed slave. No nationality specified, though.

Alright, 25,000 pages of fun and a signed slave! The holiday gift of the year!

I do wonder what exactly is written on those pages though...perhaps some batleship designs included.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

There is much that is written on the pages, and in between the lines. Like Mein Kampf, a mixture of autobiography, philosophy and political manifesto, as well as historical context, and personal reflection on events. Perhaps some pictures as well
"This is me at the smoking radioactive ruin of the Eiffel Tower"
"This is me watching cricket"
"This is me feeding the world's last surviving communist into a sausage making machine feet first"
"This is me taking tea with some ministers and a bevy of pageboys"
"This is me laughing and clapping at the public executions"
"This is me guest hosting Monsterpiece Theatre in the new series of Sesame Street with Cookie Monster"
"This is me standing next to a pile of skulls"
"This is me sitting in a throne made out of skulls"
"This is me in a red velvet smoking jacket and fez discussing affairs of state with a bevy of pageboys"

 

[Aphex_Twin]

damn double post

 

[Aphex_Twin]

sorry about that

 

[Aphex_Twin]

nothing to see here

 

[Aphex_Twin]

please delete

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