Your Autobiography/memoir

To write an autobiobraphy you have to have lived for a while. Unlike that Britney, who wrote (as a matter of putting it) her memoirs at age 17 (she wasn't even a "woman" back then) :crazyeye:


Edit: Sorry about the multiple posts.
Don't waste your bytes on the new Netscape :mad:
 
Wow, Aphex! What is that a quintuple post?!?!?! That must be a record! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
There is much that is written on the pages, and in between the lines. Like Mein Kampf, a mixture of autobiography, philosophy and political manifesto, as well as historical context, and personal reflection on events. Perhaps some pictures as well
"This is me at the smoking radioactive ruin of the Eiffel Tower"
"This is me watching cricket"
"This is me feeding the world's last surviving communist into a sausage making machine feet first"
"This is me taking tea with some ministers and a bevy of pageboys"
"This is me laughing and clapping at the public executions"
"This is me guest hosting Monsterpiece Theatre in the new series of Sesame Street with Cookie Monster"
"This is me standing next to a pile of skulls"
"This is me sitting in a throne made out of skulls"
"This is me in a red velvet smoking jacket and fez discussing affairs of state with a bevy of pageboys"
Nice! Sign me up for 74 copies!
 
Originally posted by Skullbones
Wow, Aphex! What is that a quintuple post?!?!?! That must be a record! :lol:
In a 3-minute period too!
 
Nah, I think I hold the record. In a Humor thread I got a post that was about 12 times. :lol: I was frusterated so I hit Submit Reply over and over. :p
 
Originally posted by The Yankee
Nice! Sign me up for 74 copies!

Terribly sorry, but no can do, as you are in line to possibly feature in the book. Specifically, there is a vacancy in picture #7.
 
Title of my autobiography:

A Bunch of Random Words, Gibberish and Stuff That Makes No Sense, and Why Not A Platypus Too While We're At It, or How About A Super Beaver?
 
"Monitoring Decay"

The Cover would feature old-German letters and a stylized picture of happy little children playing in a field under the summer sun.
 
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