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Zimbabwe Ready for a New British Invasion

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Zimbabwe 'ready for UK invasion'
The Zimbabwean government has accused the UK of plotting an invasion and considering assassinations of the country's political leadership.

Presidential spokesman George Charamba said Harare remained ready to defend itself against the "sinister threats".

He was responding to comments by a former British general Lord Guthrie in a UK newspaper a week ago.

Lord Guthrie recalled advising the ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair against invading Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe has often accused its former colonial ruler of attempts to interfere in its internal affairs, in part out of concern for white farmers - many of British origin - whose farms have been seized and redistributed.

But the UK accuses the government of President Robert Mugabe of gross human rights violations and of creating a "tragedy" in Zimbabwe.

Invasion considered

In a frank interview with the UK's Independent on Sunday on 11 November, Lord Guthrie told the newspaper he had had a close relationship with Mr Blair.

"We used to talk about things," he said. "I could say anything to him because he knew I wasn't going to spill the beans."

Among the subjects they discussed, the newspaper reported, was an invasion of Zimbabwe, "which people were always trying to get me to look at. My advice was, 'Hold hard, you'll make it worse.'"

In his comments on Sunday, Mr Charamba told the official Sunday Mail newspaper that the Zimbabwean leadership had been aware of a threat of invasion.

"The government was aware of the plans and the president made reference to the sinister [British] motives on several occasions," he was quoted as saying.

"A defence plan had been operationalised and in fact, it is still in operation. We were also aware that short of a fully-fledged invasion, the British were and are still contemplating the elimination of our political leadership through a number of assassinations," said Mr Charamba.

'British interests'

Mr Charamba said the British government wanted to stage the invasion in pursuit of British national interests - and in particular the control of Zimbabwe's resources.

"Britain views Zimbabwe's white community as an extension of its nation and the invasion would not have been about politics but about British interests," said Mr Charamba.

Mr Mugabe, 83, faces a travel ban in Europe and his government is subject to EU sanctions. In addition to rights abuses, Western powers accuse him of bringing his country's economy to the brink of collapse.

Mr Mugabe says his country's economic hardships are down to Western sabotage.
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/africa/7100737.stm

Published: 2007/11/18 15:42:18 GMT

© BBC MMVII

Thoughts:

1. While an invasion sounds like something Blair would do, I doubt Brown would do anything, especially given Iraq.

2. If a half decent army could invade Zimbabwe, the country would fold like a deck of cards.

3. The whole affair would be a farce to Iraq's tragedy
 
Traditional dictator tactic, so that the enemies are at the get and that only you will protect the nation against it. Hugo Chavez is doing it, Crazy Iranian Guy is doing it, Kim jung ill is doing it... all dictatorships do that, lol. Except maybe Belarus and a couple more former Soviet republics.
 
Wow, you could change Britain to "U.S." and Zimbabwe to "Venezuela" and have another story about a paranoid, megalomaniac tin-pot socialist dictator.
 
His citizens should approve an invasion from the UK.
 
Wow , you're like so smart now, I want to bask in the aura of your wisdom right now. In fact I even want to do a gender transplatation just to carry your baby's.

You needed a pc+1 shot I guess :rolleyes:

Furthermore, "" = Ahmadinejad :ack:

I put the "lol" so it didn't seem too much of a smart assed comment. :p
 
Please, no more invasions. Britain is so short of troops they would have to use the boy scouts!

That may even out the playing field a little, then :mischief:
 
I like this version better:

Zimbabwe 'ready for UK invasion'
The Zimbabwean people simply cannot get enough of British rock stars, it seems. However, the government is less impressed by the antics of rockers such as Oasis and Franz Ferdinand and has put its army on invasion alert.

Presidential spokesman George Charamba said Harare remained ready to defend itself against the "sinister threats" posed by Britpop's best and brightest..

He was responding to comments by a former British general Liam Gallagher in NME a week ago.
 
I'd support the UK invading, actually!
 
There's no need to invade a country that will surely implode under it's own stupidity.

eh, the country would be in a better state if it was nuked.
 
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