Recent content by Mad Man

  1. Mad Man

    Trump nominated for Peace Prize.

    Has humanity really horsehocky the bed so hard that he of all people would be considered for an award?
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    Corrupt a Wish

    Granted: All the unsafe drivers become Helicopter piolets instead. I wish my preorders for the PS5 and XBox series X went through.
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    The Doctor is coming, the Doctor is coming!!

    Screw her eyebrows, I want to know what happened to her feet.
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    Man who feared shootings, accidentally shoots woman in cinema

    Gods not Dead is actually getting a sequel soon.
  5. Mad Man

    The Doctor is coming, the Doctor is coming!!

    On the plus side newer Dr who fans have more time to catch up on old seasons with the one year hiatus
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    Man who feared shootings, accidentally shoots woman in cinema

    When will the Americans learn to ban movie theatres before it's too late! Or at the very least learn better trigger discipline.
  7. Mad Man

    Random Rants : Bloody hell!

    Nope, I'm just out the money.
  8. Mad Man

    Is the neighbour/man dating your daughter a murderer?

    Personally I'm more shocked to find out I have a teenage daughter somewhere, Someone better call Maury cuz I dispute the pregnancy. :hide:
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    Random Rants : Bloody hell!

    I hate the snow, it's bad enough I missed four days of work because of the blizzard but Now I have to miss another day of work because the only path that leads out of my apartment is covered in three inches of ice.
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    Body Hair

    Now when you ask if we trim our genitals are you talking about the hair or something else?
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    Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face.

    Well god apparently hates me, I have pinkeye and since I have (crap) health insurance now I can't use that as a excuse for not going to the doctors.
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    Ban the user above you III: PDMA Allowed Here!

    banned, no one cares he's still a slav.
  13. Mad Man

    Continue the sentence.

    withh
  14. Mad Man

    Ban the user above you III: PDMA Allowed Here!

    Banned, Russia has invaded you.
  15. Mad Man

    Why didn't Scar just lay siege to pride rock?

    Because Scar isn't Russian.
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