Recent content by Royal Tenenbaum

Deeply disappointed in this community. Goodbye.

You cannot censor the truth

Removed political content related to current events. The context of this thread makes it really difficult to divine what parts are meant to be sarcastic and which aren't, and if I cannot figure that out, others will have the same problem. Parody requires a clarity of intent or it risks becoming...

Sounds super interesting. If you can post pictures I will super analyze it. But I don't have DOC until the final release comes out

I just see a lot of Nipponians eating bananas.

Slavoj Zizek Great Person SNIFF SNIFF sound effect upon clicking May cause infinite "and so on and so on" glitch and crash game George W. Bush great person Wu Shoe Reflexes: Cannot be assassinated New Mahatma Gandhi great person attributes: Can walk around capturing enemy cities just like...

If Venice is a Civilization, then Frasier should be a Seattle civilization.

Japan approaches Washington. "Maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now..." FDR: "No.... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!"

By the time he finishes this, DoC will be reality and reality will be a video game simulation; and we will meet at the intersection in a grand unifying holy fission and explode into a supernova of nebulae and mayhem.

Can we please include the tectonic plates already? Really falling behind in realism, folks.

I'm glad you post your opinions in the right place.

Can you translate this mod to a Wagnerian opera please?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Soviet Russian are arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve. He must surely be English, said the Englishman, for only the English would be gentlemanly enough to allow Eve to eat the only apple. No, he must be French, said the Frenchman, for they were so...

So when are frogs gonna be added as a resource?

Your Battleship has just gone through a STORM!!!! Ummm... ok.... Your Battleship has just experienced sunny days! That's nice... Your Battleship is feeling a little depressed because of another episode of rain. Are you serious?!...