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The facial hair hides the wrinkles, and the combat boots hide the cankles.

I declare Gori the Grey the winner, for the simplicity.

My love life reminds me of the holiday season...

Totally lit and ready to flock.

How do you misquote someone? And you don't have to namecall.

My wife and I are vacationing in Germany next month, along with another couple. I have a corporate cell phone that I am pretty sure I can get enabled for foreign service. Everyone else has a plan where we would be charged through the nose for international service. We are trying to set up a...

Evidently, they both just lie there...

I was listening to a "Scientific American 60-second science" podcast this morning, and it talked about looking for signs of light on exoplanets by trying to find reflected light from the planet among the starlight from the associated star. They mentioned that light reflected from the planet...

Speaking of jokes that have been retold using any number of politicians and celebrities: God decides that the world is too debauched, and He is going to wipe out all of humanity. This time, he decides to give them a week's notice, and inform the three most important people on the planet...

After the success with the bull, they decided to try their hand at raising chickens. They went to a supplier and bought 200 chicks and brought them back to the farm. Next week they bought 200 more chicks. The week after that, 200 more. Finally the supplier said, "That's an awful lot of...

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicle implants? Sparky.

Q. What do you call an 80-year-old Mexican prostitute? A. Ole.

Hey, I'm not saying the postal service is slow, but the last batch of seeds I ordered arrived as a bouquet.

If only we could posit...

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.