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  1. Captain Carnage

    New Hard Disk is slow

    Hi everyone, I just got a new 400GB Samsung hard disk a few days ago. The problem is that it's very slow. If you've seen what a fragmented drive is like, this is the same. Say for example I have Winamp going and then open a Firefox window, the music stutters and drags and sounds generally crap...
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    Going to England

    Well, tomorrow morning I am going to England for 6 weeks. First I go from Adelaide Airport to Sydney International Airport, then it's off to Narita Airport (Tokyo) for an overnight stay. The next day I leave Japan at 12pm-midday, and arrive at London Heathrow at 3:45pm. I've never been...
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    America invades Holland

    America invaded Holland in the early hours of this morning, killing an estimated 148000 actors and girls. The American soldiers stormed uncontrollably through the streets, throwing explosive nuclear warheads into houses, and subduing the citizens with their cows. Their attack was ruthless, using...
  4. Captain Carnage

    How to Clean a Toilet

    1. Raise the lid and the seat. 2. Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water. 3. Soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate, making...
  5. Captain Carnage

    Don't fart so hard

    An otherwise happily married couple's only friction was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. He was loud enough to wake his wife, make her eyes water, and gasp for air. She begged him every morning to stop, but he said he couldn't and it was natural. "You...
  6. Captain Carnage

    smart dog

    A dog walked into a butcher shop with a piece of paper in his teeth. The butcher read the note, "Please send me 6 steaks and a dozen sausages. The dog has the money." The butcher removed the money from a small purse around the dog's neck, put the steaks, the sausages and the change in a...
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    Mongite

    Look what happened while I was playing the Amiga version of Civ.
  8. Captain Carnage

    Pal + Ps2

    Can someone tell me : would a PS2 game from England or NZ work on an Australian PS2? would I need a mod chip? Because Australian PS2 use PAL, just like England and NZ (i think) . note: i'm not talking about a pirated version or whatever, i'm talking about an original version. I have asked...
  9. Captain Carnage

    GIF Xtractor

    Hello, I have a problem with the program called Gif Xtractor. Whenever I change one of the kings portraits and save the .dll and then run civ2, I get an error. I cant remember exactly what the error said, but it had two buttons for me to click. They were "Close" and "Ignore." Does anyone...
  10. Captain Carnage

    Police Quest music

    Does anyone know the musical notes for the title screen music for Police Quest 1? Or, where I could get a ringtone of it for a Nokia? thankya
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