Imperium Offtopicum VI

This looks promising, count me in!

The Horde​

Claims: We claim the area of our current occupancy, the steppe land of central Asia. Though The Horde, as it hungers for growth, will break forth from this meager area of dry desert and barren grassland. Soon the riches of Europe and China will be under The Horde's control, but for now, we will stick with our native lands, the lands we have grown accustomed too.

Government: We are The Horde, we live and die by the rules of The Horde, we have no need for petty government.

Religion: We used to follow a religion, but when it got in the way of The Horde, it was soon destroyed.

Language: We speak a dialect of no name, for those who have named it, have soon found themselves destroyed.

Leader: Our leader simply goes by the name, The Khan

Currency: The Horde has no need for currency, if we need something, we simply take it, as that is The Hordes way of dealing with things

Capital: A capital is for the weak willed and poorly lead, having a central location where you're enemies know the head of the state lies is asking for destruction. And for that reason, we have no capital, but keep mobile, and always in undisclosed locations. Never let the enemy know where your weak spot is.

Social Freedom: The Horde simply does what The Horde wishes, there is nothing to stop people from doing anything

Political Freedom: Politics only get in the way, The Horde now simply does what it wishes

Military: The Horde is military, and military is The Horde, never forgot that.

Economy: Stealing from the weak willed

Law: The Horde

Development: There is no development in The Horde, simply destruction

National Goal: Destuction to those who oppose The Horde, and everyone else

Description: All you petty people's of the world need to know is that The Horde is coming, it is rising from the dust to make it's place in history, and there is you can do to stop it.

Here is our current land, be glad if you don't neighbor us:

We offer an alliance to the horde.

The Polish government glares sternly at the Caliphate and New England.

ZeletDude said:

The Federation is much concerned by the growing rise of authoritarianism and fascism and we would like to ask all Democratic nations to come to Berlin to discuss these growing diseases.

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The President and his entourage are already en route.

Domination3000 said:

We offer an alliance to the horde.

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Seeing as you are of our kin, we accept.

The Horde

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We are welcoming you into the Union of Asian States.

I agree his stats are pretty iffy, i just used the 2010 stats fir Germany

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I used them for Japan (which I own)
Taipei (which I own)
Jakarta (which I own)
and the 3 Chinese Territories that I own (GDP per Region of China, the wikipedia article was a huge help)
If we use the 2010 stats, I am the uncontested economic power, as the only country with a higher GDP then mine is RL is America,

I must refuse, as joining a Union will only impede upon our goals.

Isn't using 2010 anything kinda strange given that the world was ravaged by global wars, economic upheaval, and a depopulation virus?

So dude, did you come in to this game just to get destroyed? In IOT warmongers are always the first dead. But I love your opening post.

Isn't using 2010 anything kinda strange given that the world was ravaged by global wars, economic upheaval, and a depopulation virus?

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Thats where its interesting. The world's population doubled and then the plague wiped out half of it. Leaving us with the identical GDP and Population as in 2010.

Joecoolyo said:

I must refuse, as joining a Union will only impede upon our goals.

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It shouldn't since we are permitted to fight amongst ourselves for whatever reason, we merely promise to help each other if pesky outlanders get involved in our business. Our goal is to isolate Asia and Russia.

I think its good, not everyone would be tree hugging hippy poop. Perhaps i'll go on a rampage too!

ilduce349 said:

So dude, did you come in to this game just to get destroyed? In IOT warmongers are always the first dead. But I love your opening post.


Thats where its interesting. The world's population doubled and then the plague wiped out half of it. Leaving us with the identical GDP and Population as in 2010.

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Incorrect. It's Math Math+Dommy Anyone whom powergames whom is elminatied first.

Do what you wish in Africa, but Asia is sovereign land. You have no right to touch it.

the horde? Russia will allow you to exist, because we are interested in learning how a decentralized state works. however you must stay out of Russia, for obvious reasons. no hard feelings. there is plenty of land to the south for the horde.

Domination3000 said:

Do what you wish in Africa, but Asia is sovereign land. You have no right to touch it.

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Mathalamus said:

the horde? Russia will allow you to exist, because we are interested in learning how a decentralized state works. however you must stay out of Russia, for obvious reasons. no hard feelings. there is plenty of land to the south for the horde.

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You guys are negotiating with a giant military state that just said its goal is the destruction of all countries. I'm not sure to laugh or cry.

Id like a Demark-Horde alliance

Too... many... posts!



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You guys are negotiating with a giant military state that just said its goal is the destruction of all countries. I'm not sure to laugh or cry.

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Its simple, if he can attack our enemies and get destroyed in the process, it would be beneficial as it would weaken the enemy and him. No?

edit: double x-post

CELTICEMPIRE said:

Id like a Demark-Horde alliance

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Juanito laughs, "Oooo. The Denmark want an Alliance with a military power. That's a frightening big deal! Once again, they continue their long honored tradition of piggy-backing off of real countries. In other news, the Empire of the Caribbean Sea's Admiral Castro announces that the Caribbean will send military aid to any trade partner resisting the Horde."

ilduce349 said:

So dude, did you come in to this game just to get destroyed? In IOT warmongers are always the first dead. But I love your opening post.

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You have quite a bit to learn, hopefully you can study in the time it takes to build ourselves a fleet.

Domination3000 said:

It shouldn't since we are permitted to fight amongst ourselves for whatever reason, we merely promise to help each other if pesky outlanders get involved in our business. Our goal is to isolate Asia and Russia.

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Ah, but I could care less about anyone except my immediate neighbors. If a foreign power ends up being my neighbor, then best of luck to them. They'll need it.

Mathalamus said:

the horde? Russia will allow you to exist, because we are interested in learning how a decentralized state works. however you must stay out of Russia, for obvious reasons. no hard feelings. there is plenty of land to the south for the horde.

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Ah, but you have no command over us, we have command over you. You'll live as long as we say you're going to. Please rejoice in the fact that although a neighbor, the trek to your lands is rather unwieldy at the moment.

CELTICEMPIRE said:

Id like a Demark-Horde alliance

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Read above.