The Conquests

Chapter 21: The Scourge of God

It was the year 382. There wasn't much for the Vandals to do at the moment. They could build, they could expand a bit more, and they could prepare for later- for fighting wars, for research, for plenty of things. But there wasn't much to do right now.

To the West, the conflict between the Franks and Anglo-Saxons raged on. The Anglo-Saxon city of Hohwacht, a bit to the East of Kiel, disappeared from the Earth, burned to the ground by the Franks in 383. Gaiseric found their targeting to be highly illogical, to say the least. Why ignore the two cities that were farther West and closer to go after the more Eastern ones?

Nevertheless, the Vandals wish to find a way to gain from this. The Franks are one of the stronger of the barbarian tribes, too weak for the Vandals to take on alone. For that matter, the Vandals are weaker than most, and would be for a while, but they still seek ways to fight against the stronger foes. The Franks could easily be defeated by the combined forces of the Anglo-Saxons and Vandals, assuming their estimate of Frankish strength wasn't too low.

But it would have to wait while they built up their forces, claimed more resources, and most importantly, built more roads. The only road leading out of the Vandal Empire went through two cities controlled by the Franks. They'd be unable to trade while at war with the Franks if they didn't build another one, to the South, going towards Western Rome. For that matter, it would make it easier to fight the Romans and others- when the time came for that.

The Vandals built their 11th city in 386- Sabratha, a little farther up the Oder River than Liliybaeum. It was right on the border of the Anglo-Saxon city of Lindsey.



The decade of the 390's was a period of utmost nothingness happening. Well, okay, things happened, but not much of importance. The workers continued building roads and mines, and cutting down trees and clearing the forests in the area. The Military fortified in various cities, sometimes upgraded itself, kept the peace, and generally did nothing. The citizens collected food and gold and built things in the cities. The scientists researched something they were sure would be very promising.

Finally, in 401, a brilliant scientist named Gunderic made a breakthrough in new ideas for how to be good at being a barbarian. After years of work researching in Hippo Regius, he came up with a working idea for Barbarian Leadership, or something along those lines. Gaiseric didn't really understand it, but thought it sounded awesome.



"So," Gaiseric asked Gunderic, "What can we do with this?"



The scientist replied that they could make the Vandals known as the Scourge of God, striking fear into the hearts of Romans and weaker barbarians everywhere. They would be able to create powerful Barbarian Warlords at a fast rate, their Great Military Leaders would become more numerous and easier to find, and be able to lead larger armies. And they could do it in a couple of years with Gunderic's help.

In 403, they were finished perfecting this. It was official: The Vandals were the Scourge of God.



The best thing about this was that other barbarians would happily accept the technology of Barbarian Leadership in trade- even though it was completely useless to any of them.

For now they had nothing to trade the Vandals in return, although they probably soon would.

The Vandals heard that the Eastern Romans were building something called "Justinian's Leadership" in 405, which would apparently give them a bunch of free Barracks. The Western Romans later did the same. It was an obvious indication that the Romans remained quite a bit ahead of all of the barbarians in technology.

Speaking of which, several other barbarians developed advanced Construction techniques in 409. Now they actually had something which the Vandals could trade them Barbarian Leadership for.

And that's exactly what they did the following year, after going around a bit to look for the best price. The Ostrogoths gave them the most- in exchange for Barbarian Leadership, they were willing to give the Vandals Construction, and Polytheism, all their gold, and a map.



After this, they decided to go sell it to some other people to get more money. The Celts were now the only ones who didn't know about Polytheism, so the Vandals decided to sell it to them.



They then went and sold Barbarian Leadership to the Franks, who offered a great price, and the Huns, who didn't. Judging from the Hunnic price, they were already close to researching it themselves, so... why not?



Those Maps showed them a lot that they didn't know, mostly the territories of the Sassanids and Huns, and a lot more in the East.

That year, they also built the city of Cirta on the Vistula, near some Furs they wanted to claim. If they built a road to them, they could sell the extra Furs to someone else for profit.



With the road finished soon after, the Furs were ready for export in 412. Both halves of the Roman Empire and the Sassanids had something to trade for it. The Western Roman Empire was chosen to export the Furs to in the end, largely because they had the most and they were the closest. They offered Wines, Gold, Silver, and even the technology of Fortification that the Vandals had been working on. This was good, as this would let them build Forts in important areas and build bridges to cross rivers. The Wines would help keep the citizens happy. The precious metals weren't really useful for anything right now (they're required for two late-game Great Wonders), but hey, Gold and Silver were nice, so why not?



Theodoric showed up in Hippo Regius with a rather rude demand for gold and a map in 413. The Vandals probably could have survived a war if they decided to follow through on their threat, but it wasn't something they really wanted, and it's not like it was a huge demand. So they gave the Ostrogoths want they wanted... this time.



The first of many Warlords was created from the Scourge of God that year. They would continue to spawn every 10 years for... well, who knows how long?

The next few years were little more than a period of some expansion taking place. Not just for the Vandals, the Western Romans continued building more cities in what they claimed belonged to them, as did, finally, the Eastern Romans. Some other barbarians started building some more cities, too. But most importantly, the Vandals were expanding.

In 416, the city of Hadrumetum was built in the South, near a Visigoth city, to claim a valuable source of Iron.



2 years later, Ammaedara was built on the Anglo-Saxon border, further surrounding Lindsey.



Speaking of the Anglo-Saxons, it was in 420 that the Vandals finally decided to establish an embassy in Kiel, in preparation for a possible future alliance between the Vandals and Anglo-Saxons. They were somewhat disappointed to learn that the Anglo-Saxons and Franks must have signed a peace treaty some time ago, as they certainly weren't at war now. But oh well, the information they learned about Kiel was nice. For a barbarian city, it was pretty large and well-developed, and had plenty of Spearmen defending it, more so than many other cities, and probably more Spearmen than the Vandals had total. Well, so what? Spearmen were weak. Warlords and Pillagers were strong.



Even if they were foolishly choosing to build tons of Spearmen, they'd still probably be a good friend if the Vandals needed one. And soon, they might.

Shapur, King of the Sassanids demanded that the Vandals teach them Fortification in 421. Perhaps they were getting ready for war, or perhaps they wanted bridges to cross the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers with, as not having bridges was getting annoying. Either way, the Vandals refused the demand. They may be willing to give minor amounts of gold and maps- but no, not a technology, and not to someone way too far away to come fight them.

Apparently the Sassanids thought they weren't too far away, as they declared war when their demand was refused.



The Vandals would prepare some minor defenses in the off-chance that the Sassanids actually did bother to send a few Archers or Horsemen up North, but that was unlikely. A more real threat would be them convincing someone else to fight the Vandals, but they were poor before they declared war, and the Vandals didn't assume that would change any time soon.

No Sassanids showed up in the next few years, and for that matter, nothing at all happened for a while. The next noteworthy event was the building of the Vandals' 15th city in 428, named New Carthage, formally forfeiting all claims of building cities with original names. It was in the South, to get some Iron, and finally get them on the border of Western Rome.



The Romans either didn't like this or just felt in a demandy mood that day, as in 429, they showed up asking for tribute of some Gold. The Vandals begrudgingly gave it to them, knowing that the Romans could, in fact, hurt them, and a small amount of Gold was easily worth it. They were also trading them several resources. Gaiseric found this demand to be a rude way to treat a trading partner, but, oh well.



A bit later, research was finished on creating a Vandal currency so that they could make themselves richer and build markets.



It was shortly after noticed that this discovery had pushed them forward to a new age, in which pretty much nothing was actually different. Meh. Well, they could start catching up with the Romans a bit more, at least.



And so, in 430, at the start of this new age, the Vandals looked on hopefully. With their Warlords continuously growing in number, they would slowly become more and more powerful. When their final wave of expansion and building was finished, they would be more than ready to start conquering others. They were probably ready now, but they wanted to finish some things first, like that road to the border of Western Rome.



 
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I just finished playing through all the Conquests myself, on Monarch just like you. I cheated on Fall of Rome a bit and played as the Sassanids though, since I don't like this conquest. :p

Good luck!

And I know you said you weren't going to do any crazy variants, but I have a challenge for you on Age of Discovery if you are at all interested. :p
 
I just finished playing through all the Conquests myself, on Monarch just like you. I cheated on Fall of Rome a bit and played as the Sassanids though, since I don't like this conquest. :p

Not really cheating- they get extra techs, but don't start with Barbarism, which takes forever to research and usually can't be gotten by the Sassanids for a while as a result.
 
Not really cheating- they get extra techs, but don't start with Barbarism, which takes forever to research and usually can't be gotten by the Sassanids for a while as a result.

Yeah, but you get a bunch of pre-established cities and some pretty good land. Only downside is you can't take on Rome by yourself.

And I think of it kind of like cheating since I would have prefered to have played one of the barbarian tribes.
 
The tribes are certainly more fun.

Yeah, I would say that they start with a little too much. As you can see in my game, they have a bunch of cities, and the only reason the AI plays them badly is because they don't ever research Barbarianism and switch to Imperialism as soon as they get the chance.
 
The tribes are certainly more fun.

Yeah, I would say that they start with a little too much. As you can see in my game, they have a bunch of cities, and the only reason the AI plays them badly is because they don't ever research Barbarianism and switch to Imperialism as soon as they get the chance.

I didn't bother with Barbarianism either. Just went full Heavy Cavalry, then went all Attila the Hun on Rome and the Barbarians
 
Chapter 22: Roads to War

Numerous times over the course of the 430's, and in subsequent decades, the Vandal War Council would meet to decide the course of action, otherwise known as "Order in which we will conquer other people." There were several ideas for who to start with. Some advocated the Anglo-Saxons, as they were weak and would be easy to destroy. They gained more support as the Anglo-Saxons continued expanding East along the Baltic Sea coast and into the vast forested area Northeast of the Vandals, becoming a bit annoying by blocking the Vandals from going North anymore and preventing access to a coastline. Others thought the Franks or Visigoths would be good targets, as they were also close. The Franks controlled the road from the Vandals to Rome, so taking those cities just to the West would be good. It would have to wait until the Vandals could finish building a road from Panormus and New Carthage to Aquincum and Vindobona, though. And they all knew they'd eventually have to take on the Roman Empire.

In the end, it was decided that the Franks should be first, with the next target depending on the situation after that- probably the Romans or Visigoths. They would enlist the help of the Anglo-Saxons in fighting France, and conquer the Frankish cities near the Vandal border, more if desired. They'd likely be too small for anything to be left after the battle, so Migrants would go to build new cities after the battle.

Other than that, the 430's were a relatively quiet decade. One of the few noteworthy events was the Sassanids being willing to end the phony war between them and the Vandals in 438- in exchange for a Map and 1 gold piece. Gaiseric wanted to avoid being at war with them if it meant they could get an ally to fight the Vandals that was closer to them, so he decided to accept this small price.



At around this period, Gaiseric noticed a curiously large number of Frankish Spearmen and Pillagers going East, which meant that they likely were either warring with someone or preparing to, or (as it turned out) fighting barbarians. In 440, he decided to try and figure out by building an embassy in the Frankish capital of Dispargum. A check of Foreign relations shortly after revealed that they weren't actually at war with anyone.



He noticed that all of the city was working as entertainment, preventing the city from growing. He presumed that something similar was the cause for the widespread lack of growth in Frankish cities. He wonders why they're having such trouble keeping their populace happy. It looks like the luxurious Furs they could get and the Military Police could easily keep at least the citizens of a city that size happy- the Vandals did it with much larger cities, after all. Oh well- just makes them that much easier to conquer.

In 443, scientists finished research on Sacking, allowing them to build more Warlords normally instead of just waiting for the Scourge of God to create them. The Huns and Ostrogoths had previously invented this, but only a couple of years earlier.



Nothing happened for a while outside of a few diplomatic actions. Really, nothing aside from new Markets and Libraries being built, more military being created, and improvements to the terrain being created by workers. In 445, the Celts asked for a trade of Territory Maps, which the Vandals rejected on account of already knowing most of their territory. They accepted a World Map trade in 453 with the Anglo-Saxons though, as they could learn a bit from that.

Theodora asked for a gift from the Vandals in 455. Well, maybe "Asked" is the wrong word. And probably "Gift" too. As it was a small gift, Gaiseric decided that they could just take it. The Eastern Romans would get what was coming to them later.



The Vandal scientists were researching at a quick pace at this time, as they managed to finish work on the New-Age technology of Military Training in 459, just 16 years after they got the previous one. They could now train the Heavy Cavalry units the Romans had been using for so long now, and build a wonder called Justinian's Leadership, although they didn't try, as the Romans had a massive head start on that.



It was around this time that the Vandals noticed that Hunnic cities had been disappearing. Specifically, two of them, who they forgot the names of, in the Southwest of Hunnic lands had been burned to the ground. They must have been at war with someone, probably the Ostrogoths or Sassanids. In 460, Gaiseric established an embassy in Great Bulgar, the Hun capital, to see for himself.



Sure enough, they were at war with the Sassanids. While happy that the Hun menace was being weakened, Gaiseric didn't really like that the Sassanids were the ones doing it, as they might get pretty powerful from this.

It was also noticed that the Visigoths had built a city in the Northern Alps. Their expansion pattern made no sense. Whatever the cause was, it now controlled some key roads through the area. The Visigoths have just added themselves to the Vandals' official "LIST OF CIVILIZATIONS THAT MUST BE DESTROYED" list. They were already a bit in the way anyway. This just gave them more reason to fight the Visigoths.

The next news heard about the Sassanid-Hun War came in 463, when the Sassanids captured Dobrich, the Huns' southwesternmost city.

The next year, it occurred to the Vandals that, when the time came to fight Rome, they'd need some other non-Wine luxury to replace the one they'd been getting from Rome for the past half-century. The Sassanids' Silk seemed the ideal candidate, but they currently had nothing to trade for it, and the only road through the area went through both Romes. They decided to trade for the Maps of both the Visigoths and the Ostrogoths to see if they'd improved the road network in their area, but it didn't seem they had yet. It would later become completely irrelevant, as the Sassanids sold their Silk to somebody else.

In 466, a glorious thing happened. The road was complete. The Vandals could now keep their trade route with Rome open even if they were at war with the Franks. They'd probably start that war as soon as they built a few more roads to make moving their army around easier. The Vandals also were going to build a road to Aquincum for future uses. This would require them to build a road partially in Roman territory, as the Romans hadn't built a road there yet.



Exactly as predicted, the Western Romans finished building Justinian's Leadership in Rome in 467, long before the Vandals would have been able to complete it. They now had free barracks all over the continent. Ah... that just made it an even more appealing target.



The same year, the Eastern Romans built the church of Hagia Sophia, giving them free temples. Again, just making your cities look better for me taking them, silly Romans!



The Western Romans got scared of those big scary workers the Vandals had sent to build a road to Aquincum, and asked them to leave in 469, shortly after they'd entered. Good, they should be scared! Gaiseric said they'd leave after the road was built, and that was what they did. The road construction finished in 472.

In 471, the Huns asked the Vandals to aid them in their war against the Sassanids.

"How about no?" said Gaiseric. "I just got out of that war, and I don't want to get back in. I'm too far away to help you anyway. I don't like them, but I'm not declaring war on them- not right now, at least.

Perhaps the final important military technology of the age, at least that the Romans had already, was invented by Vandal Scientists in 473- advanced Siege Weapons.



Now they had the most advanced military they could possibly field. It was probably stronger than any other, if they could only update all of their soldiers. The war with the Franks would begin soon, just as soon as a few roads are built to make it easier to get from Panormus to Marseilles, the closest Frankish city on the border.



"TO WAR!!!!" chanted many Vandals at around this time.
 
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Burn Rome to the ground! :mwaha:
 
Screw that, I want free Barracks in every city on the continent. :D
 
Assuming of course you can capture Rome before too many other Roman cities have been razed :p
 
I can capture or destroy 8, and then the Empire collapses.

I plan to make Rome the 8th city. :mwaha:
 
Things don't always go to plan though :p
 
I can capture or destroy 8, and then the Empire collapses.

I plan to make Rome the 8th city. :mwaha:

That is, no offense, quite possibly one of the worst possible plans in that situation. All that needs to happen is for one AI civ to take some random Other Roman city and then poof, all of Rome, along with Justinian's Leadership, is gone. Although it would help for the dramatic effect.
 
An update is to come later tonight, as soon as I can get this computer for more than 10 minutes at a time. I am pleased to announce that the Franks have left the building, and that area just to the West of me they used to own now belongs to me and the Anglo-Saxons. I'm now third in VP points, behind the two Romes.

Now, here's the bad part. They're both above 25000, and the limit to win is 35000. I can't let them live much longer, or they'll reach this limit. So my original plan of knocking a few other people out of my way won't work, as that will take too much time. So, instead, I'm going to fight Rome soon, get the rest of the world to fight them, and use the Celts, Huns, and Sassanids as a distraction and the Visigoths as a meat-shield (and the Anglo-Saxons and Ostrogoths, to a lesser extent). :mwaha:

My original plan to take Rome might have to be changed, after an embassy showed me that 13 Legions were defending it. I may just decide "Screw Justinian's Leadership, that's too many Legions" or something along those lines. On the other hand, they still aren't that difficult to kill to death. :evil:
 
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