[The following are key excerpts from "The Offiscial Transscript of Gunsslinger RefSsteel III's Sspeeches, Declamations, Pronounscementss, and Vague Mutterings," Camera Obsscura Publisshing Corporation, Sssla, 2440]
2430: If you please, Emperor Bladrov, I sshould like to trade technolo...
Yess ... yess ... I see you
do have Hyper-X rockets available, and I know exs-Gunsslinger Maniac was threatening to perssonally behead me if I don't acquire them, but I've requessted a resstraining order, and I perssonally conssider Planetary Ssshields a better place to sstart negotiations. What'ss that you ssay? You'll accept an Antidote for them? Very wise; very wise. Those death sspores that my predescesssors accsidentally allowed to fall into Meklar and Silicoid hands are a nassty businesss.
And you ssay you're sstill willing to trade those Hyper-X rockets? Fantasstic. And what do you assk of uss in exschange?
...
Computer tech, you ssay? Like, Robotic Controls at a
minimum? Hang on; let me check ssomething.
Oh, good. My resstraining order has gone through. I ssay thee nay! Now, let'ss ssee if we can make ssome other ... what? You're going? Already? (ssssigh) Very well. Good day.
2431: Yess, Bladrov? I ssee
thiss time,
you have come calling on
me! What did you wissh to ssay?
Maybe I sshould have given him those robotic controls after all, then? War it is, I'm afraid. I guesss the only thing to do is to build another of our Sscannas at Trax, sso we can have a look at the Human fleet.
2432: Brave pilot, brave crew, as you depart through the unknown reaches of the Antaran Nebula, remember your altruisstic goal: To sspy disscretely on the sspace defensses of Sol sso we can desstroy them all and exsterminate all the humans there at our liesure!
2433: I read you, Sspecial Agent Ssecretname. You're where? At a ssecret lab on the Human Rigel colony? Excsellent. They have databases for every technological field there excsept for Propulsion? All the better. Let'ss ssee. Sshall I take computers to improve your chances in the future, or Planetology for the scertainty of economy-boosting Enhanced Eco? It'ss a tough choice but ... wait, you did
what already?
Fusion Bombs?! Why did you choose
weapons without my permisssion?! And why are you ssticking your
tongue out at me?! Hssssssssss! I'll sshow him! My ssubordinatess musst not believe they can make fools of
me! Nothing sshall disstract me from ... what'ss thiss? A report from my sscience teams? Ooooooh! YESSSSSS! Ssend them in!
YESS! Yessssss! YESS, YESSS, YESSSSSSS!!! I commend you all on your sswift ressearch of Atmospheric terraforming! I'll even forgive you for pretending the odds as of lasst year were "only 10%." And as for having
Advanced Soil Enrichment in our tree ... I'm sspeechlesss. You all are brilliant! Go ssee if you can teach our other sscientissts how to do things properly. (Esspescially ssince I don't actually have the resoursces to fund an Advanced Soil project right away....)
Now, what exactly was I doing before they came in? Hmmm ... talking to somebody ... or planning to talk to ... Kikitik, maybe?
I ... may have gotten a little carried away. But I
like Automated Repair Systems, even if the bugs do learn Atmosspheric Terraforming in exchange. Thiss is going to be worth it ssome day; believe me. Hmmmm ... but Maniac might not be too happy with all thisss. He might even ignore the resstraining order. Let'ss ssee. He wanted to trade ssomeone Mass Drivers ssince he thinkss they're totally lame, sso how about if I offer it to the M5-35? I'm sure he won't mind that all I get back is a Mark II ECM Jammer. My sspies could use the help, and I need more miniaturization! ... Hmmm ... sspies.... What was I ssupposed to do with ... oh, well. It'll come to me.
2434: According to my latesst galactic review, Jinga is now the only hostile world in Sakkra sspace! Ssadly, it'ss going to remain that way for a while; that planet has practically no production capability. What it needs is more factories!
2435: I read you, Traxian Sscanna; yess, I undersstand you've reached the Sol ssysstem. They've got 38 Hyper-X Bases, do they? Each with ten layers of sshields? Well, that was more or lesss to be exspected. Let'ss have a look at their fleet.
I ssee. ... I ... ssee. Sso, these new bombers I've just designed without actually building any aren't
ever getting built, are they? And the whole idea of small Fusion Bombers is bassically a no-go for today. That Dreadstar and itss Energy Pulsar have as much combat sspeed as
we can hope for at present. Uh. Carry on then, Sscanna. Head on home, okay?
What are we going to do about that fleet? We'll have to ... eh? Yess, I'm available to my Vasst Legions of Sspy. He's on Artemis, now? In another ssecret human lab? And
all fields are available there? Ssweet! Now, computers, or planetology, or ... you know, if we pick propulssion, we'll either get Impulse Drives right away (Yessssssss!
Please!) or get that Pulsar they put on their dreadnought and get it out of the way. I think ... wait, you did
what again?!
(Sssssputter!) Hyper-X Rocketss?! When there were ssuch incredible choisces available in other fields?! Are you crazy?! Why didn't you wait for my orders?! And
WHY ARE YOU STICKING YOUR TONGUE OUT AT ME?! I remember now! You did thiss
lasst time! You're doing thiss on
purpose! Why, I'll ... I'll...
Really? You think I can build a new bomber design with those things? Like with two actual AMBs, and a Mark-5 computer and our besst maneuverability? Let'ss have a look!
...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute! It doesn't
matter what designs I can build with that Human fleet! (Ssssssigh) Well, back to building sstarsship partss at Beta Cygni....
2436: Why, hello again, Special Agent Ssecretname! What kind of a name is that, anyway? I've figured out who you are now, you unsspeakable traitor! Don't even tell me: We had a choice of variouss fields, and you jusst stole their sstupid Ion Cannons. Is that it? Yessss, I thought sso,
Exs-Gunsslinger Maniac! Did you think you could fool me? And now, for your inssolensce, I'll ... What? The Meklar or Silicoids? What do you mean? We can
frame them?! Oh, goody! I'll ... wait! They're both at war with the Humans anyway! Why would we bother framing? You jusst get out of there sso they won't sstep up counter-sspy effortss and catch you! You hear me? Good! Farewell, then! ... ... Waiiiiiiit.
2437: Sso you dare to appear on my viewscreen again, Exs-Gunsslinger Maniac?! What have you sstolen
thiss time? Class III sshields? I ssee. I ssupose it was worth the chance of getting Class Vs and obviating the need for our leasst advanced ressearch project ... either now or soon enough. And at leasst it'ss not more sstupid weapons technology. I've thought about it, though, and I think it'ss ssafe to let bygones be bygones. You've already sstolen all the techss you ssaid I sshould trade for, sso you can't be angry about that anymore. And did a pretty good job, for that matter. And ssinsce it was our top-ssecret line, I can forgive you for ssticking your tongue out at me. Good thing these converssations will never be publisshed by ssomebody for everyone in the galaxy and ssome Sol 3 games forum to read! Anyway, I jusst got another report, and it'ss a beauty!
Fusion Beams hit at just (ssupposedly) 5% - and we can ressearch a
Megabolt Cannon nexst! Thiss makes me very, very happy.
2438: I need to ssend some sspies to hide among the bugs again. I keep sswitching my sspy sspending around each year to keep our reportss as nearly up-to-date as I can. Information is power ... if you know how to use it, at leasst.
2439: I'm sstarting to lose faith in my sscientisstss. Maybe they're disssapointed in me for failing to sstart up funding for Adanced Soil or Megaboltss? But I could hardly afford any new programs on top of the old ones, really. They keep claiming Consstruction is ready to come in - and now Propulssion too - but sso far ... nothing. Even sso, I've done ssuch a good job with thiss empire, there's no way I'll lose my third-term election.
2440: .....
.....
I can't believe the people are so flighty. Lose ssixs sstupid factories to "unknown" ssabotage (Ha! Humans!) down on Esper, and ssuddenly there are all these votess against me. The voting was sso close, I almosst demanded a recount, but that wouldn't exactly make me popular with anybody. Gunsslinger Catwalk III it is then. I'm retiring. Maybe I can work with Maniac in the esspionage department - heeheehee.