As we all know, one of the most unfortunate things about Civ IV is the randomness of the map generator.
Every now and again, we face the problem of getting completely unforgivable starting locations rendering the game completely unwinnable right from the start.
While we are nicely given the option to regenerate an unforgiving start, it can sometimes also be a great challenge to try and play out a horrid start location, no matter how bad the game will end up being, and trying to make the best possible use of the horrible map we were given.
I present you with the horrendous start I got that had my brain twitching to click on regenerate map, but I thought I would challenge myself to play it out anyway:
I will try to win this horrible map, even though we all know is it umpossible.
Every now and again, we face the problem of getting completely unforgivable starting locations rendering the game completely unwinnable right from the start.
While we are nicely given the option to regenerate an unforgiving start, it can sometimes also be a great challenge to try and play out a horrid start location, no matter how bad the game will end up being, and trying to make the best possible use of the horrible map we were given.
I present you with the horrendous start I got that had my brain twitching to click on regenerate map, but I thought I would challenge myself to play it out anyway:
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What could be worse than starting out entirely surrounded by almost nothing but hills? Sure there are a couple of food resources, but all those rubbish hills make this start unwinnable:

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Exploring around my starting area revealed a very cramped, and a mostly hills, tundra and desert landscape. I couldnt believe that I was forcing myself to play on this horrible map, I wanted a better one that I could actually win 


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Exploring further south revealed nothing other than flood plains and jungles. As we all know, flood plains and jungles are both very unhealthy, and settling cities near them is a surefire way to cripple your empire and lose the game:

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But all was not lost! By carefully analyzing the area that I had explored so far, I managed to spot two, and the only two good city locations for my second and third cities:
As we all know, CIVillians enjoy having their cities built on the beach so they can go for a swim, and furs make the best resource to settle near as they make nice posh clothes.

As we all know, CIVillians enjoy having their cities built on the beach so they can go for a swim, and furs make the best resource to settle near as they make nice posh clothes.
I will try to win this horrible map, even though we all know is it umpossible.