6,050 Years in the Life of a Confused City-State

:lol: quite nice Olaf, and trust me, I know what you are talking about when the internet goes down and the website crashes when I'm halfway through an update.
 
Thanks guys :)
 
That bit alone took almost three minutes :lol:
 
Update coming (hopefully) later today for all your reading pleasures :)

@SamSniped: :thanx:
 
I'll be waiting for it Olaf :), take your time if you need to with it.
 
350 AD. The usual morning meeting.

veBear: You'll never guess what just happened, Olaf!
Olaf: Please: not the guessing game again. I don't have another fifteen hours to spare. I'm a dictator, I have the concerns of my people to deal with.
[muffled sniggers from everyone else in the room]
Olaf: What? I don't see how that's funny. The people need somebody to stand up for them. If a dictator isn't there for his people, who will be?
Sparthage: Everybody else?
Yoshiegg: Rebels?
Olaf: Urrgh. Forget I said it. Anyway, Vebear, you were sying?
veBear: MoreEpicThanYou couldn't come to the meeting today, right?
Olaf: I know.
veBear: Did he say why? I thought not. He's busy overseeing the relocation of the army to our new barracks.
Olaf: That's great! I guess we need to name it, right?
Omega: Of course. Everything has a name in this city.
Ilduce: Like our treasury: "Gold, Wonderful Gold". That was you who named it, Olaf.
Inohotep: Go figure.
[Inohotep's comment is duly ignored by Olaf.]
veBear: MoreEpic had a few ideas, but he wanted to leave it up to the council to make the final decision.
Ilduce: How about Golden Axe Flats?
Sparthage: Axe Records?
Yoshi: The Sneaky Axe Building?
Trexeric: Pillager's Paradise?
Olaf: Actually, that kinda fits. Plus, it's not shamelessly self-promoting like... some... of the other names.
veBear: Pillager's Paradise it is, then! I'll let MoreEpic know.
Olaf: Also, tell him to start training new warriors in the building immediately.
veBear: Okay, but why?
Olaf: I have a hunch.

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Choxorn: And we have a screenshot.*
NinjaCow: This is a lot of fun to watch. Thrilling stuff.
Choxorn: I agree. See? Tokugawa has fifty gold available to trade. That's awesome.

* Taken before I decided to build an Axeman, so the cursor was in the wrong spot.
 
Yay update!!
 
YAY!!! So I now has Axeman?
 
inohotep lives on through this story
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Thanks for all the comments guys :)
 
Is it bad if I'm starting to picture myself and NinjaCow as sports announcers in that chapter? :lol:
 
Not at all :p
 
you could always informally call it 'Epic Paradise of Epic Pillagers' :p
 
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