The Wild Wild West: A Small Mafia Game

askthepizzaguy said:

Was that scummy? Bad humor?

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I remember you posting in the commentary of your Star Wars game how good sarcastic humor (what Turq was striving for, but failed at) is an indicator of townie. You used myself as your example.

Less than 24 hours left in the day! About half of you have voted, so those of you who haven't, get them in!

Vote Tally:

Turquoiside - 5 (askthepizzaguy, choxorn, GamezRule, j65536d, classical_hero)
j65536d - 1 (Jarrema)
GamezRule - 1 (Turquoiside)
Abstain - 2 (NinjaCow64, General Olaf)

Zack said:

I remember you posting in the commentary of your Star Wars game how good sarcastic humor (what Turq was striving for, but failed at) is an indicator of townie. You used myself as your example.

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Yes, it's been established that good humor is not particularly scummy.

But is bad humor necessarily a scum tell? Only lynch will tell.

Vote: Turquoiside

Let's test the hypothesis!

With no leads to follow through on the slain of Darth Ceaser. CivGeneral made his choice known. "Well, if it's Turquoiside. It could be Turquoiside" CivGeneral said as he tugs his gloves. "Yeah!! Let's ring Turquoiside like a rag!!" choxorn screamed then calmly said "Oh, can I have his brains, please?". Everyone turned to the zombified cowboy with a puzzled look, then went back to the votes before someone utters a certain European country.

Yeah, Turquoiside should be the one to go.

No cattle steering from this herd I see.

general olaf

Zack wants to test what? A hypo sumthin'?

Zack said:

Vote: Turquoiside

Let's test the hypothesis!

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For Science!

vote: Turquoiside

END OF DAY 2​

Today's discussions produced much more fruitful thoughts and a greater clarity of mind amongst the townspeople. Some still thought that waiting for more information to present itself was their best option, as NinjaCow64 abstained from voting for the second day in a row. There were again some scattered votes amongst the various townspeople.

askthepizzaguy noted that he didn't like the way that Turquoiside was looking at him, and thought aloud that he might be a culprit. Turquoiside was heavily offended by this outrageous and decided to speak out against this falsehood.

"You durn't have no proof!" he cried. "I hurnestly durn't see any darn-good reason for voting me. Whar you thinkin'?! I think Jarrema is the problem here. He was the first one here this morning. A little too eager if'n you ask me."

This turned the town against Turquoiside almost immediately, with some calling it a "slip", and others wondering if Turquoiside actually wanted to be lynched, his comments were so strange. Jarrema tried to reason with the town, letting them know that he thought what he called a "bandwagon" was quite silly. Some were frightened and confused by his words, and by the end of the day, the town was quite set in their decision. One man noted quite poetically that there was no way that they could steer the cattle at all that day, and placed his vote upon another.

But as the sun set, Turquoiside found himself with an overwhelming amount of votes against him.

"C'mon, ya'll. What are ya'll lookin' at me like that fer? I hurnestly didn't do nothing. I guess I just overreacted."

"Yeah, overreacted to bein' found out!" cried Skwink. The town nodded. Turquoiside was quickly brought down by the crowd, and the Sheriff produced a pair of handcuffs. Turquoiside strained as hard as he could to break free, but to no avail. The vengeful crowd marched him to the gallows and placed his neck around the noose. Turquoiside sighed and muttered to himself.

"You will see how wrong you are, my friends. I only hope that you will catch the true criminals."

The town didn't hear these final words as the Sheriff stretched his leg and kicked the bucket underneath Turquoiside.

As the life ebbed from his body, Turquoiside smiled. "Good luck," he whispered as the breath escaped his lungs.

*

After this, the townspeople marched to Turquoiside's former dwellings. They searched diligently throughout his possessions, but unfortunately could not find anything incriminating. Reluctantly, they concluded that



Disappointed that their "bandwagon" had failed, the town went back to their respective houses and prepared for whatever the night might bring them.





Alive 16/18
Jarrema
Skwink
DaveShack
choxorn
landlubber
Zack
askthepizzaguy
mechaerik
NinjaCow64
j65536d
General Olaf
GamezRule
classical_hero
Darth Caesar
Kennigit
BigTin
CivGeneral

Dead 2/18
Darth Caesar - Innocent; Killed Night One
Turquoiside - Innocent; Lynched Day Two

It is now Night Two!
Please send all ability orders with the subject title of WWW N2 Orders.
Night Two ends at 6:30 EST January 27, 2012.

dead man says I vote when I don't vote.

dead man doesn't count my vote when I do vote.

weird meta game by the dead man . (my vote not in tally)

I swear I put your vote down in the Excel spreadsheet I have for the game. I was doing some copypasta'ing to shorten the process, and I guess I just missed your vote. Fix'd.

END OF NIGHT 2​

The morning sun rose above what was no longer a peaceful town. Much had happened that evening that many of the townspeople were blissfully unaware of.

The mayor called their somber meeting to order. Grimacing, he began to take attendance.
"DaveShack?"
"Yup."
"Zack? Hey, that rhymes."
Zack assented to his being there.
The mayor went down through the list, and nobody was found missing.

Until he got to the end.

"Choxorn?"
Silence. A tumbleweed tumbled by.
The mayor tried again, his stomach souring.
"Choxorn?"
Still nothing.
He sighed. "Well, let's see what we can find of him."

The group made their way to choxorn's house. The mayor was about to knock when the Sheriff stopped the mayor's outstretched arm, shaking his head sadly.

SLAM!

The door fell down with a loud noise, and there, confronting the townspeople, was...

choxorn eating breakfast in his sleepwear.

Some of the more timid townspeople turned aside their eyes, while the others began to smile..then grin..then laugh at the foolishness of it all.

The mayor wiped his hand across his eyes, sighing in obvious relief. "Well! It seems that everyone is accounted for. Why don't we hold the meeting right here, if that's alright with you, choxorn."

choxorn nodded. "Just let me get some appropriate clothes on first."

The town laughed, and began to discuss who might be one of the murderers.

Alive 16/18
Jarrema
Skwink
DaveShack
choxorn
landlubber
Zack
askthepizzaguy
mechaerik
NinjaCow64
j65536d
General Olaf
GamezRule
classical_hero
Darth Caesar
Kennigit
BigTin
CivGeneral

Dead 2/18
Darth Caesar - Innocent; Killed Night One
Turquoiside - Innocent; Lynched Day Two

It is now Day 3!
Day 3 will last for 48 hours, and the Day (voting period) will conclude at 6:30 PM EST Sunday night or 1/29/2012.
During Day 3, please vote for whom you think is one of the murderers!

No one attacks Zack and gets away with it.

Vote: GamezRule

You darn tootin' imbecile! (Oh my gawd you suck!)

vote: Zack

If any o' ya id one o' them roleblockers, I rekon da town would be mighty interested in who ya roleblocked tonight. O' course, it coulda been a doctor or jailkeep or somthin'. So if ya are one o' them roleblockers, PM me and tell me who ya targeted last night. That'd be halpfall.

GamezRule said:

You darn tootin' imbecile! (Oh my gawd you suck!)

vote: Zack

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Really? I got attacked, and you're voting me?

FoS: GamezRule

NinjaCow64 said:

If any o' ya id one o' them roleblockers, I rekon da town would be mighty interested in who ya roleblocked tonight. O' course, it coulda been a doctor or jailkeep or somthin'. So if ya are one o' them roleblockers, PM me and tell me who ya targeted last night. That'd be halpfall.

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(bold is mine)

"reveal to me so I can kill you"

Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow

Dude. I'm joking.