Roll to Dodge: Sniper Edition

DA RULEZ! said:

The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.

'Ludicrous Edition' increases the variability of results with a 20-sided die (actually random.org) that in addition to establishing the immediate success of an action, also determines random items found, health/power/money gained/lost, etc. The basic breakdown is as follows:

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Under binary conditions, 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds.

Note that attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails. Also note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row. Take heed that your GM is unstable, and may tweak the playing field independent of player actions. Almost anything goes, but be warned that metagaming will anger the D1C3 G0D.

Each player may submit one action per turn. A turn lasts at most one day and at least until every active player has submitted an action. The game is played in rounds that last until one player remains alive.

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You know the drill, post an action, and I'll see what happens. I will try to update every 24-48 hours.
3 missed rolls in a row (or 6 total) and the Great Sniper will decimate you.
Have fun!

CHARACTER LIST
Name: Nintz (ORDERS IN)
Description: Trying to piss off someone, like me and all of Turkey
HP: 100/100
Items: Time Machine, Stealth Suit (+1 dodge (requires success/fail role to activate))
Abilities:
Status:
Other:

Name: KaiserElectric (ORDERS AWAITED)
Description: Stealing castles
HP: 100/100
Items: Lucky Sword (+2 direct attack, +1 dodge), Suit of Armor (Blocks some damage, +3 dodge)
Abilities: Flight
Status:
Other: 3 Medieval Soldiers, 4 Ground-Pounders, Castle

Name: bonefang (ORDERS AWAITED)
Description: Crime Boss with SEAL bodyguards
HP: 93/100
Items: $300
Abilities:
Status:
Other: Criminal Organization (+$100/ turn, any followers gained are armed with pistols and knives), 3 Navy SEALs

Name: Terrance888 (ORDERS IN)
Description: Failed pitchman and somewhat successful yoga master
HP: 100/100
Items: $210
Abilities:
Status: Inner Peace (+2 non-attack)
Other: Yoga Gym ($40/turn)

Name: Tecknojock (ORDERS IN)
Description: Making creations eat Greek
HP: 94/100
Items: Death Sword (+2 direct attack)
Abilities:
Status: Inner Chaos (+2 to direct attack rolls)
Other: 1 Fire Imp, 3 Fire Salamanders

Name: JoanK (ORDERS IN)
Description: Sexy
HP: 100/100
Items: $300
Abilities:
Status: Confidence boost (+1 to rolls, extra +1 if roll<10)
Other:

Name: west india man (ORDERS IN)
Description: Pirate WIM
HP: 88/100
Items:
Abilities:
Status:
Other: Brigantine (Damaged, 2 turns for repairs)

Name: hoplitejoe (ORDERS IN)
Description: SEEEECOOOOND HEEEEEELLLLLLLL PAAAAARRRRRTYYYYYYY!
HP: 100/100
Items:
Abilities: Luck of the Devil (rolls below 7 will automatically become a success; 2 uses; passive)
Status:
Other: Second Hell (+1.5 soul/turn, turns souls into alternating Normal and Hipster followers), 3 Hipster Followers, 1 Follower

Name: NinjaCow64 (ORDERS IN)
Description: What a bleedin' mess, mate.
HP: 84/100
Items: Sniper Rifle (+1 attack)
Abilities:
Status: Lost Arm (-5 to 2-hand/left arm rolls until replaced, -2 HP/turn until healed)
Other:

Name: Darth Caesar (ORDERS AWAITED)
Description: ...quit trying to break my game, fool.
HP: 87/100
Items:
Abilities:
Status:
Other: Control of Durin's Bane (Secondary roll required)

Name: Dumanios (ORDERS IN)
Description: Alexander the Mostly Great
HP: 100/100
Items:
Abilities:
Status:
Other: Macedonia (Can supply you with stuff)

NPCs-
Great Sniper: Better than Jesus
Allegiance: No one
Other: A god

Angry Mob

Medieval Soldiers: Summoned from the past
Allegiance: KaiserElectric
Other: Armed with sword and shield; 3 total

Hipster Followers: Dead before they were cool
Allegiance: hoplitejoe
Other:

Angry Greek Mob

Fire Imp: Fire-y and impish
Allegiance: Tecknojock
Other: Can cast basic fire spells

Brigantine: A damaged and not-so-much-terror of the seas
Allegiance: WIM
Other: Complete with cannons and crew to operate the ship; cannot enter land; damaged, 2 turns until repairs complere

Salamanders: Giant and fire-powered
Allegiance: Tecknojock
Other: Can breathe fire; 3 total

Durin's Bane: A Balrog
Allegiance: Darth Caesar (requires secondary roll to follow orders)
Other: Huge, strong, and has mastery of fire

Ground-Pounders: Modern soldiers
Allegiance: KaiserElectric
Other: Armed with rifles, grenades, and pistols

Navy SEAL Bodyguards: Epic bodyguards
Allegiance: bonefang
Other: Armed to the teeth

Follower: A generic dude
Allegiance: HopiliteJoe
Other: Nothing

Fruit Shop Owners: Pissed Aussies
Allegiance: No one
Other: Armed with knives; Anti-NinjaCow64

UPDATES

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Murar BOnefang.

I build and/or find a time machine.

I "acquire" a sword.

search for a weapon. or any item that could be used as a weapon

I find inner peace.

I revive Discord, the god of Chaos, from his stony prison.

I gather the Elements of Harmony.

Nintz said:

I build and/or find a time machine.

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19- Congratulations! You successfully build a time machine, and from the looks of it, it seems safe.
(Item gained- Time machine: Ecactly what it says on the tin)

KaiserElectric said:

I "acquire" a sword.

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19- Somehow you manage to sneak into a castle and steal it from a suit of armor without being detected. You then happen to trip on your way out, but the sword glows green for a second and you ninja roll out the door before that guard notices. What luck!
(Item gained-Lucky Sword: +2 to direct attack rolls, +1 to dodge rolls)

bonefang said:

search for a weapon. or any item that could be used as a weapon

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2- The stealing of forks is not appreciated. The doorman confiscates it and stabs you for 7 HP.

Terrance888 said:

I find inner peace.

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17- After a great amount of meditation, you feel calmed down, and in tune with the world.
(Status- Inner Peace: +2 to all non-attack rolls)

Tecknojock said:

I revive Discord, the god of Chaos, from his stony prison.

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4- You get lost on your way there, and end up confused and in New York City.
(Status- Confused: -2 to all rolls while in NYC
Location: NYC)

JoanK said:

I gather the Elements of Harmony.

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10- Well, you found the harmony in a song you thought was quite awful before, but other than that, you just look like a fool.

I help Technojock out of New York City.

I record a single with my cover version of the song in which I previously found harmony, which becomes the best song ever and earns me fame, money and followers.

I seek inner peace under the guidance of Terrance

I steal some cattle.

I get a stealth suit.

I forge a set of armor to go with my lucky sword!

go to the weapons shop, steal a weapon in the middle of the night

I make a deal with the devil.

Terrance888 said:

I help Technojock out of New York City.

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10+2=12- Technojock finds his way out of NYC, with your assistance.

JoanK said:

I record a single with my cover version of the song in which I previously found harmony, which becomes the best song ever and earns me fame, money and followers.

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11- Well, it is better, and sells for a while, but no one falls in love with you.
(Item gained- $500: Can be used to buy stuff)

Tecknojock said:

I seek inner peace under the guidance of Terrance

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10- He was willing to help you get out of NYC, but not to teach you his mystical ways.
(Status lost- Lost)

west india man said:

I steal some cattle.

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4- An old man in a cowboy hat with a shotgun comes out and shouts at you, "GET OFF MY LAND!" You eat lead to the cost of -5 HP.

Nintz said:

I get a stealth suit.

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11- You get a slightly battered stealth suit.
(Item Gained- Stealth Suit: Invisibility can be granted, but not always successfully. +1 to dodge if it works)

KaiserElectric said:

I forge a set of armor to go with my lucky sword!

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19- You build a suit of armor out of some unobtanium and steel. The combination of these two materials gives you an Iron Man style suit of armor (minus the guns), which is suprisingly light. AND CAN FLY!
(Item Gained- Suit of Armor: Blocks some damage, +3 to dodging
Ability Gained- Flight: I wonder)

bonefang said:

go to the weapons shop, steal a weapon in the middle of the night

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8- You accidentally set of the alarm, but escape before the cops get you.

hoplitejoe said:

I make a deal with the devil.

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18- Although you just sold your soul, you now have three guaranteed successes in life.
(Ability Gained- Luck of the Devil: Rolls below 7 will automatically become a success; 3 uses; passive)

I make lead non-poisonous to my body.