Roll to Dodge: Sniper Edition

I kill the angry mob.

Updating in about 10-12 hours.

hoplitejoe said:

I start my own hell.

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11- Great. Now there's another hell for people to go to. However, the first still is more popular, so you get fewer souls at a time. Mostly hipsters.
Other gained: Second Hell (+1 soul/turn, turns souls into followers), 1 Hipster Follower (followed you before it was cool).

west india man said:

I create modulistic terror with a vast sadistic feast, where the only way out is piece by piece.

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6- Lolnope.

Nintz said:

I lead the glorious Revolutionary Rock Movement of Angry Mobs to dethrone the bourgeois pseudo-singers and their capitalistic pigs of managers.

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10- They can't hear you over their raging.

Terrance888 said:

I sing a spiritual so moving that the Angry Mob finds themselves on my side.

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8+2=10- You have the same problem as Nintz.

Tecknojock said:

I mug Darth Caesar for his Death Sword.

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12+2=14- You find Darth Caesar, and take his sword.
Darth Caesar- Item Lost: Death Sword
Tecknojock- Item Gained: Death Sword

KaiserElectric said:

I hold my sword aloft and summon an army to lead!

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13- You shout a magical incantation that pops in your head, and a lightning bolt strikes near you. Three medieval soldiers appear at your side, loyal to your cause and armed with swords!
Other Gained: 3 Medieval Soldiers

NinjaCow64 said:

I demand my 12 back with my angry Australian accent!

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13- The Great Sniper laughs so hard that he decides to give you a free 12 when you wish to use it.
Ability Gained: 12 (Free action, 1 use; 1 ensured roll of 12 granted)

bonefang said:

I wait in a shadowy corner of the street. attempt to mug any old lady that might pass by. else someone else.

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19- You successfully steal $1000 in total from old ladies.
Item Gained: $1000

JoanK said:

I duel Nintz to death. A singing duel, of course. the loser will be lynched by the angry mob.

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Joan: 20; Nintz: 17- Your singing skills of Bohemian Rhapsody in comparison to Nintz win over the angry mob, who you direct to attack Nintz.
Angry Mob: Allegiance-JoanK

Darth Caesar said:

I decapitate Tecknojock

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16- Unfortunately, your sword was stolen, so you execute a James-Bond style beatdown on him...
ROLL TO DODGE!
Tecknojock: 6- ...costing him 5 HP.

Dumanios said:

I kill the angry mob.

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14- Half of the mob is dispatched without them noticing you.

NPCs:
1/2 of an Angry Mob: 16- Attacks Nintz!
ROLL TO DODGE!
Nintz: 16+1=17- Nintz disappears from their view.


Other:
NinjaCow64: -2 HP from bleeding

Missed Turns:
None

Despite my muted voice, I perfect mind control. (instead of trying to mind control someone- looking more for + something bonus for success )

I lead the angry mob against Dumanios the Mass-murderer who slaughtered half of them.

I use the sword to draw a pentagram to summon a fire djinn bound it to my will through the power of chaos.

I become the President of Greece.

I go all kung-fu-y on the angry mob.

I become a Aussie TF2 Sniper and shout for a Medic to heal me bloody arm! I also use my free 12.

I headbang.

I also headbang, in that I bang WIM's head with the broadside of my sword.

My hell goes mainstream.

Buy weed for 1000 bucks;
Sell half of the stock for 1000 bucks.

I take my sword back

Terrance888 said:

Despite my muted voice, I perfect mind control. (instead of trying to mind control someone- looking more for + something bonus for success )

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4+2=6- You almost get a headache from that.

JoanK said:

I lead the angry mob against Dumanios the Mass-murderer who slaughtered half of them.

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14- The mob attacks!
ROLL TO DODGE!
Dumanios: 11- He just barely escapes.

Tecknojock said:

I use the sword to draw a pentagram to summon a fire djinn bound it to my will through the power of chaos.

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11- ...Well, you got a small imp to form. At least he isn't rogue.
(Other Gained: Fire Imp- small and fire-y.)

Dumanios said:

I become the President of Greece.

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2- Mobs do not like you. Your extremist ways anger many people, and you are chased out of the country. They're still following you.

Nintz said:

I go all kung-fu-y on the angry mob.

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7- They already ignored you, why piss them off again?

NinjaCow64 said:

I become a Aussie TF2 Sniper and shout for a Medic to heal me bloody arm! I also use my free 12.

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14 12- The Great Sniper fulfills your request, and grants you a sniper rifle and his blessing. Not that he actually would give you extra powers, that would be game breaking.
Oh, and a Medic heals your arm then returns to the field. No more bleeding.
(Item Gained: Sniper Rifle- +1 to attack)
(Effect lost: Bleeding)

west india man said:

I headbang.

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9- You do so. Not that it does anything.

KaiserElectric said:

I also headbang, in that I bang WIM's head with the broadside of my sword.

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17+1=18- You take a mighty swing...
ROLL TO DODGE!
WIM: 7- and give WIM a -5 HP minor concussion.

hoplitejoe said:

My hell goes mainstream.

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2 7- No it doesn't. In fact, it becomes more hipster.
(Other Gained: from Second Hell, 1 soul-->1 Hipster Follower)
(Effect Lost: 1 use of Devil's Luck)

bonefang said:

Buy weed for 1000 bucks;
Sell half of the stock for 1000 bucks.

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12- ...
Ingenious.
(Item gained: +$500)

Darth Caesar said:

I take my sword back

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9- No you don't.

NPCs:
Great Sniper: Enjoying immortality
Angry Mob: Already acted out in violence
Medieval Soldiers: Waiting around for orders
Hipster Followers: Doing stuff before it becomes cool
Angry Greek Mob: Forming
Fire Imp: Just summoned

Since the mob has unjustly attacked me, I kill them.

I become a sensational mascot for head-on commercials.

I broadside KaiserElectric. With cannon.

What was my number?

Darth Ceasar has a sword, so that means he must be...A DEMOKNIGHT!

Kill the Demoknight (Darth Ceasar) with my epic sniping skills.