Roll to Dodge: Sniper Edition

I plunder gold and medical supplies

I hold a rave.

Just need bonefang to get his orders in.

SamSniped said:

Just need bonefang to get his orders in.

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It's RTD, if one person doesn't get their orders in just ignore/WoG them. It's how it is usually done.

oh damn. sorry guys .

OK, hire body gaurds

See, NinjaCow? Patience is a virtue. Now, back to the game

Terrance888 said:

I rent a gym to teach Yoga at.

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16+2=18- You rent out a gym at the low price of $25/month, and after fixing it up and making an infomercial, you now are the owner of a yoga gym. See, being a pitchman paid off!
(Item Lost: $50)
(Other Gained: Yoga Hym- $50/turn)

Nintz said:

I become Turkish, to better combat stupid angry mobs. Especially Greek ones.

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6- The Turks are mad with you for that being the reason, and kick you out of the nation.

Dumanios said:

I convince the new angry mob that I'm not the one who killed the last one and have them attack the Balrog.

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14- You sway the mob's opinion for now, and they attack Durin's Bane.

Tecknojock said:

I dispel the link binding the balrog to Darth Caesar causing it to turn on its captor.

My fire imp convinces the salamanders that I am a kind generous master and that they should join up with me.

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16- The Balrog really wasn't summoned that well, anyway. Although now it's gone rogue. See? This is why we can't have nice things, people.

NinjaCow64 said:

I pull out my Kuriki and lop Darth Ceasar's arm off, then I get a medic to attach it to my body.

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1- You trip and stab the Kukri into what's left of your arm for -7 HP. And the wound reopens.
(Lost arm- Effect gained: Bleeding- -2 HP/turn until healed)

JoanK said:

I arm my Greek Mob in the Japanese Style and order them to kill Nintz for his puny attempts at killing it.

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1- You arm them with pistols, and they realize you suck at commanding. They now hate you, although they're busy fighting Durin's Bane now.
(Other Lost: Angry Greek Mob)
(Item Lost: $200)

Darth Caesar said:

I mount DB and set forth to destroy Tecknojock

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17- You jump on the back of your no longer controlled Balrog, and somehow calm him enough to send him towards a target. You can tell you don't have much control over him, though. He does attack Tecknojock, fortunately.
(Other changed: Control of Durin's Bane- Secondary roll required to see if DB listens to orders)

west india man said:

I plunder gold and medical supplies

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3- Why did you try to attack a modern destroyer? You lose 2 HP from a stray shot, and your ship's beat up pretty badly.

hoplitejoe said:

I hold a rave.

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15- HELL yeah! Your Second Hell Rave attracts more followers to the party!
(Other Changed- Second Hell: 1.5 souls gained, alternating between normal and hipster followers produced)
(Other Gained: From second hell, 1.5 souls-->1 Hipster Follower, .5 soul stored)

bonefang said:

oh damn. sorry guys .

OK, hire body gaurds

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(OOC: No problems, I wasn't going to update until today anyways )
20- You hire three Ex-Navy SEALs as your personal bodyguards. That cost you a lot, but it's worth it.
(Item Lost: $1000)
(Other Gained: SEAL Bodyguards- not the cute kind of seals you see in zoos, and definitely way more deadly; From Crime Organization- +$100)

KaiserElectric: Excused from orders until 11/27, shielded.

NPCs:
The Great Sniper- Shield maintained.

Medieval Soldiers- Shielded

Hipster Followers- slightly disappointed with the non-hipsterness of the whole place.

Angry Greek Mob: 9- half of them are killed by Durin's Bane, and the remainder go running.

Fire Imp: 12- He recites your speech, and just as the fire salamanders corner him and are about to have an appetizer before the main course (which would be you), they think better of it and decide to work with you.
(Tecknojock- Other gained: 3 Fire Salamanders)

Brigantine- Damaged

Fire Salamanders- Changed allegiance, and robbed of dinner.

Durin's Bane: 2- he decides to ignore Darth Caesar at the last moment, and pretend to be a statue, just to **** with Darth Caesar.
(Up in the sky, you hear the Great Sniper laugh)

Ground-Pounders- Shielded

I reflexively smoke in a pipe while tapping my short goatee.

I turn the rave into a weekly thing.

I reassert control over DB

I fire my cannons at the Balrog as I sail into a port to repair my ship

I convince Warren Buffet to help fund a world-wide expansion of my franchise and spend 250 bucks on a awesome powerpoint-video-speech presentation. No investor can survive a powerpoint-video-speech presentation!

Having become leader of an angry mob, I decide to become the new Alexander the Great and become leader of Macedonia.

I shout profanties about fruit shop owners then call for a medic.

I run for president of Slovenia.

I use the death sword to attack Darth Caesar, cutting out his heart.

My hoard finds dinner among the greek mob.

use my underground contacts to get a tactical nukes from one of the failed soviet countries ...

Send all my soldiers to, ahem, 'dispatch' the hipsters.

In the meantime, I summon a castle to appear via magic!

Update coming soon. Welcome back Kaiser!

JoanK said:

I reflexively smoke in a pipe while tapping my short goatee.

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19- You do so. All the ladies love it.
(Status gained- Confidence boost: +1 to rolls, extra +1 if it is below 10)

hoplitejoe said:

I turn the rave into a weekly thing.

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11- You start attracting more followers! The hipsters are displeased, though, so there's no real change in the amount of souls you get.
(Other- From Second Hell, +1.5 souls +.5 stored souls-->1 Follower, 1 Hipster Follower)

Darth Caesar said:

I reassert control over DB

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10- Not really.

west india man said:

I fire my cannons at the Balrog as I sail into a port to repair my ship

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13- A couple stray shots hit the Balrog as you sail into port. It didn't do much to him, you could tell.
(Ship repairs- complete in 2 turns)

Terrance888 said:

I convince Warren Buffet to help fund a world-wide expansion of my franchise and spend 250 bucks on a awesome powerpoint-video-speech presentation. No investor can survive a powerpoint-video-speech presentation!

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2+2=4- You spend $140 on the presentation, but he says no to you and kicks you out. Your business takes a slight hit, too.
(Item lost: $90 net loss)
(Other Changed- Yoga Gym: +$40/turn)

Dumanios said:

Having become leader of an angry mob, I decide to become the new Alexander the Great and become leader of Macedonia.

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18- You don the armor and weapons of Alexander the Great, and re-establish pre-Alexander Macedonia.
(Other gained- Macedonia: Can supply you with stuff)

NinjaCow64 said:

I shout profanties about fruit shop owners then call for a medic.

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2- The fruit shop owners throw fruit at you...
ROLL TO DODGE!
19- But they miss.
The medic ignores you. And the fruit shop owners just grabbed their knives.
(-2 HP)

Nintz said:

I run for president of Slovenia.

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5- Nope, you don't.

Tecknojock said:

I use the death sword to attack Darth Caesar, cutting out his heart.

My hoard finds dinner among the greek mob.

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9+4=13- You swing, and...
ROLL TO DODGE!
DarthCaesar: 9- Slash at his arm for -3 HP

14- Your horde of creations love Greek food, and the Greek Mob is destroyed.

bonefang said:

use my underground contacts to get a tactical nukes from one of the failed soviet countries ...

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10- The shipment gets lost in Antarctica.
(Item Gained- From Crime Organization, +$100)

KaiserElectric said:

Send all my soldiers to, ahem, 'dispatch' the hipsters.

In the meantime, I summon a castle to appear via magic!

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13- They march off on glorious conquest. Instead of using magic to summon the castle...well, remember that castle you stole the sword from? Merry Christmas. It is quite empty, though.
(Other Gained- Castle)

NPCs

Great Sniper: Removing his protection of KaiserElectric and soldiers

Medieval Soldiers/Ground-Pounders: 15-
ROLL TO DODGE!
7- Three Hipsters are dispatched.

Fire Imp/Salamanders: Munching on Greek food

Durin's Bane: Still quite mad.

Hipster Followers/Followers: Trying to escape the carnage

Brigantine: Being repaired

Navy SEAL Bodyguards: aiding the Criminal Organization of bonefang

Fruit Shop Owners: Pissed Aussies

OOC: After multiple delays and my iPad stopping mid update TWICE and ruining everything, it is finally done.

We start having celebrity guests at our night (cool ones)