EAT POOP YOU CAT: The Gritty Reboot that doesn't acknowledge the previous editions

choxorn

The Canadian-French War ended in a tie, with no casualties or battles at all.

Perfection



CivGeneral

The Quebeckers were threatening war against the French. The French weren't amused and threatened to retaliate with nukes. After a while they both surrendered in front of each other. Also Saturn!

KaiserElectric



mythmonster2

A Quebecois threatens a Frenchman, who responds to him by threatening nuclear action while Saturn looks on. A few moments later, the two are surprised to run into each other again.

Catharsis



Buddhafish

A Celine Dion-loving French Canadian man pointed at a Uranium-loving Frenchman (who was surrendering). An hour later, it was a blockbuster starring Denzel Washington.

Joecoolyo



Optical

A Celine Dion-loving, beret-wearing Greek forces a nuke-loving, beret-wearing Frenchman to surrender. Ten minutes later, a movie adaptation is made with the same African-American dude playing both guys.

Souron



The Black Knigh

Over time, the lines between different nationalities in Europe will disappear... And we get it all on tape!

MartinLuther



SouthernKing

Here, live on TV, we see the happy triumvirate of the United Kingdom, Sweden, and Bosnia-Herzegovina, ruling over Europe with the dual powers of John Lennon's "Imagine" and Saturn.

askthepizzaguy



NinjaCow64

Breaking news! John Lennon has become the King of the United Kingdom, Sweden, Bosnia and Herzegovina, with Saturn being his Queen! These nations are very happy about this! More European countries could be intergrated into the Holy Lennon Empire! This is BBC 24 reporting live from London, more updates on the hour.

madviking



Winston Hughes

Professor Ian Duncan was at a loss to explain how a London street had suddenly appeared on Merseyside, though he pointed the finger of blame squarely at a popular beat combo and their penchant for mind-altering drugs.