EAT POOP YOU CAT: The Gritty Reboot that doesn't acknowledge the previous editions

choxorn

Pluto, upset about its reduced planetary status, plots revenge on the Solar System, especially Saturn.

CivGeneral



KaiserElectric (1)

The space program was immediately cancelled after it was discovered that the nearby planets were absorbed by unfunny memes.

NinjaCow64



madviking

After months of debate, the battle lines were drawn: Mr. Saturn and his planetary counterparts were pro-space shuttle, while the artificially intelligent computers were anti-space shuttle.

Joecoolyo



Catharsis

Space had a really big argument with Technology. The space shuttle couldn't bear to see them fight so it flew away.

mythmonster2



Souron

The angry nebula and mad science joined forces to make the space shuttle fly away crying.

SouthernKing



Askthepizzaguy

I HAVE FURY! Now is the time to feel the SUPERNOVA of my RAGE! You will look on with great incredulity as I prepare for MAXIMUM SPACE FLIGHT of SADNESS upon your FACE OF TEARS! The Doc will have bandages of WOE upon his forehead of shame! HAHAHA!!!!

The Black Knigh



Perfection

"A control room sun, what mad affairs!"
spat the doc with bandaged hairs
"back, time!" he wails
through space, he sails
"How did that Dalek get up the stairs?"

MartinLuther



KaiserElectric (2)

Dr. Who planned to celebrate his conversion to Sikhism by throwing a wild solar-powered party with his friend Dr. Seuss. However, he was late for a confrontation with the Daleks, so he rushed over to find that they hadn't bothered to show up anyway.