5020 Years of Greatness: A Babylon OCC in RFC DoC

you need to be put in the punitentiary

oh and

The knowledge of Priesthood was in the hood by then.

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Wow. The puns. Wow.

i like puns, because then i can i make a pun about all the puns

mrrandomplayer said:

With that, work began on a wall, a Great Wall, to keep all of the pointy barbs out (get it?).

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You are referring to the famous speech in the equally famous play, the one that begins:
"To WB or not to WB, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the barbs of outrageous RNG..."

Yudishtira said:

You are referring to the famous speech in the equally famous play, the one that begins:
"To WB or not to WB, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the barbs of outrageous RNG..."

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Nope, no WB. I killed China with mercenaries to get Confucianism for myself, and with that get the Great Wall and the Grand Canal

Update time!

Chapter 4: Greek Conquerors and Great Walls

Hammurabi met the sheep-loving Ramesses of Egypt, and after a bit got Open Borders with him.



A Great Merchant was also born in Ashur by the name of Burna-Buriash. He decided to settle down in the city and start burning and burying ashes.


Hammurabi's next technology was not quite golden, but it worked. The tech path to Machinery was being slowly bronzed over.


The icky Pericles decided to declare war on most Mediterranean civilizations and send armies after them. I Ashur you, Ashur was sufficiently defended, as Hammurabi had prepared the defenses well as a bow-nus surprise for the Greeks.



The event shown below you is probably the most amazing thing that happened in this game. This sped up my research of Metal Casting (on the way to Machinery) by 14 turns. FOURTEEN TURNS!


When the Babylonian ambassador to Carthage committed a faux pas, Hammurabi had no choice but to let it pass.


Hammurabi then met Julius Caesar, leader of the Roman Republic. Hammurabi had a hunch that they would be a powerful empire one day...


Finally, the Great Wall is finished, walling out all Barbies and their evil dreamhouses.


Will the Greeks win and take Babylon? Will Hammurabi destroy the Greek army? Will Julius Caesar eat cheese? Until next time, may you tell better puns than mine.

im out of good pun jokes um... That was punfect

I will pun-ick if there are too many puns

No updates tomorrow, because I will be at the SCG Sommerset Sealed Classic.

Chapter 5: an Abundance of Weirdness

After the the collapse of Carthage, and the automobile industry with it, Hammurabi's Archers captured and burned the Surt of undefended city of Sur.


A tech trade grew out of Hammurabi's successful hunt for a good deal.


A slightly unfavorable peace treaty was made in favor of Greece. Better at peace than in pieces, thought Hammurabi.


A Great Artist, Gudea, was born and thought of the revolutionary concept of a hereditary Monarchy. Hammurabi the tyrant was overthrown and replaced with King Hammurabi.




The peasants that had just overthrown and reinstalled Hammurabi revolted again, this time for no apparent reason. A peaceful solution involving money changing hands was eventually reached.


I have no idea what happened here.


After a spell of researching, the secrets of Metal Casting were divined by Hammurabi's scholars.


Greece and China both die. I still have no idea about what happened to China.



The Colosseum is finished, allowing an increase in Babylonian military strength.


That's all for now! My updates might be a little slow because I am at a summer camp that goes from 9 to 5 every day, but I think that's all for now! Until next time, may you try to tell puns that are better than mine (which is impossible).

your lucky this is an occ, you don't have to worry what will happen when you press next turn >.<

I've dealt with the Greeks, but I still have to survive the Arabs, the Seljuks, and the Turks.

turks arn't a big threat if you reject teh flip and kill them with your own SoD, arabs can be dealt with easily, but the seljuks are EVIL

Trust me, I survived all of them.

...so many puns...

Seriously, there are already so many in here that you need your own TV Tropes article.

An IRL event popped up tonight so I won't be able to update until late tonight. Sorry!

Update time!

Chapter 6: A Machinery of New Empires

Firstly, the Babylonians placed first in the list of Most Cultured Civs.


The Babylonian military was being strung up a bit.



Yeah, wish me luck completing this quest.


Fortunately, the Great Wall succeeded in keeping out the nightmarishly powerful Barbarian Camel Archers, allowing workers to rebuild looted areas.


Open borders were made with Rome to allow the import of Caesar salad.


However, the Roman empire was split in two. The eastern half was led by the extremely just Justinian, whom Hammurabi had just met (get all of those?). A very fair and just Open Borders treaty was made.



Chandragupta taught Hammurabi his ABCs in return for Metal Casting and some tuition fees. Hammurabi bet that he had made a good deal(get it?).


A Great Engineer, Naram-Sin was born, and in a flash of brilliance, he nearly bulbed Machinery.


Hammurabi met a rather annoyed Rajendra Chola. He still agreed to Open Borders, though.



Machinery was discovered by the Mach power and machinations of Hammurabi's scientists, entering the middle of an evil era(Alright, those ones were horrible).



That's all for now! Until next time, may you somehow complete a quest requiring 7 cities with 1 city.

you should build up an army and burn every city in the area to the ground

Those puns. I should punish you.