5020 Years of Greatness: A Babylon OCC in RFC DoC

Really? Science and corporations don't mix in Kirbati?!?! I didn't know!!!!

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baseballpie said:

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I will definitely get an update in on either tomorrow or Wednesday, when I get out on Thanksgiving break.

Really should have gone after Persia early and razed all of it to the ground.
The Wheat + Copper would have helped immensely and sped up your process.

Yeah, in hindsight that was probably the right idea. Should've rushed them as soon as I got Rifling. I think the only reason why I didn't was either Defensive Pacts or they had a massive stack in their capital.

Chapter 19: Congress

Over Thanksgiving break, as showing thanks to all of you on S and T, I will update this story every day and possibly get in an update or two for Sri Lanka 2.

Hammurabi met Monty the Robotman protagonist at a comic festival. Monty didn't seem to have much humour after being subjugated by tolerant people.


Hammurabi also made a very lively discovery of Biology.


Hammurabi convulsed with joy when he heard that he was invited to a world Congress, always being one to take the opportunity to meddle in world affairs.


Keeping in the spirit of the one-city-challenge, Hammurabi feigned the good man by not requesting a city.


The weaker the Turks, the better, thought Hammurabi as he annexed a Turkish delight.


As with England, as the Dutch landed a city from the English.


Despite all of his bets, Hammurabi could not delay the annexation of Mandalay from the Tibetans...


...Or the subsequent annexation of Mandalay by the Mughals.


After eating too much, Hammurabi was rushin' to the bathroom when the annexation of Russian Rome by the Turks.


However, Hammurabi was not rushin' away from a chance to deny Catherine of a Mongol city.


Hammrabi also claimed victory by denying Victoria of another colony.


Lastly, Hammurabi prevented the lettuce-loving Saladin from spanning the world by taking Spanish Manila.


After the Congress, no Silly man (get it?) saw a Babylonian spy in Istanbul, stealing as much technology as possible. Also, the Greeks declared independence, which would become very useful to Hammurabi.






Oh crap...


Until tomorrow, may (those of you who have Thanksgiving break) you enjoy Thanksgiving break!

Dun dun dahhh!

Those congresses are so convoluted, don't you think?

Hahaha, not bad!

baseballpie said:

Those congresses are so convoluted, don't you think?

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Confound it, the convoluted plan made by the people at these congresses is too confusing for a poor conman like me.

Whoa.

Chapter 20: Stuffed Turkey

Sorry about the lack of an update on Thanksgiving. I have family, too. I will update twice tomorrow to make up for it.

Oh god... that stack beyond the lone cavalry.


By this point, Hammurabi had great technique in tech trading.




Hammurabi's architects socked conventional stadium architecture by building the Wembley soccer stadium.


[Insert Jaws soundtrack or the like here]



Lincoln of the CSA. How ironic...


The illustriously named Great Merchant was born in Ashur.


Here they come!



That was easy!

Hammurabi eventually was able to sign a peace treaty with Catherine the fat middle-aged housewife not-as-great LH as in Vanilla.



Hammurabi needed some new technology, so he decided to raid RadioShack for the rad technology of radios.


Here is a look at our OP city doing all of the work, even with Iranian culture pressing up.


Until next time, don't sleep in bed with politicians!

Because then you end up with 1 kidney!

Chapter 21: Golden Slingshot

The only way to explain this situation, is yet again to say...

Link to video.


Hammurabi's spy stole a few more things from the Turkeys, who were unable to protest after barely avoiding being eaten for Thanksgiving.



Hammuabi arranged for the not-so-intelligent intelligence to wet his pants and then STAY IN DIAPERS FOREVER!!!


Hammurabi put the foot in a few baller deals for a few hit football events.




However, he had to make a coald deal for some American coal.


Hammurabi somehow met more civilizations and leaders, including the musing Mansa Musa of the Malinese and Mbemba of the Karnage of the Kingdom of Kongo.



Babylon entered the Modern Era after masstering the Media.



Unfortunately for Hammurabi's evil mind, there wasn't enough stock to hold Babylon in the Congress of Stockholm.


Hammurabi busted a great deal for Combustion, as well as tilling a great deal for Artillery.




Hammurabi redeemed himself for his previous failures by building the Cristo Redentor. A rather Great but anonymous Scientist was born in Ashur to commemorate its completion.



Hammurabi dusted off the technology of Industrialism. However, he was beaten to the Empire State Building by Germany.


Another wonder, Graceland, was gracefully constructed, allowing a few single deals to be made.




Lastly, Ashur began the process of uniting all nations by building the United Nations building.


Until next time, don't eat Turkeys! You get bonus mrrandomplayer points if you're a vegetarian!

Well, I <3 meat so....
No points for me. :/

Wow. Two updates in one day. That reminds me, I should update my stroy.

baseballpie said:

Wow. Two updates in one day. That reminds me, I should update my stroy.

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I didn't update twice in one day, but I consider one long update sufficient.

Well, I didn't read your update before yesterday that day, so for me it was.

me too.