Ok so comments basically concluded that my stack didn't have what it takes and lacked (at least)
Trebs and Maces. So I keep on pumpin'.
2 turns later
Freddie goes WHEOOHRN. Not sure who he aimin' at but I don't really bother because I can't do much about it. Maybe Gandhi or Alex?
Darius would be cool, and I hope it's not Toku... Anyway I'm glad because there's been way too much peace in this game, hence all this running away in tech.
In the meantime I finish up
Education and start on
Lib to research until I'm just 1 turn away.
My final war preperations consist in placing my former Trojan
spies in Darius' territory:
Iron is crucial here because it denies Darius
Pikes and
Xbows which would be a major PITA for my Elephant and Mace stack... In hindsight I should have placed the other Spies in the 1st city I was going to attack...
But it's time to
!!
My stack is still
lacking Maces but more are just 1/2 turns away (famous last words). Anyway, fruck it let's do this
And kablemo:
No need for
defensive diplo shenaningans because the few who kinda like Darius love me and won't be bribed. Maybe he could bribe Alex against me but Alex doesn't even have OB with Gandhi and can't get to me...
However the same thing goes for me: can't bribe anyone else on him apart from Alex who can't get to him.
First IBT of the war starts bad already: I kill a bunch of his Immortals (hurray...) and 2 Knights but he gets 1 Mace and 1/2 Elephants while flanking my siege with Knights... My attackers are already
badly wounded and I havent even started getting his walls down. This is going to take a while... Why oh why didn't I put ma' spies in the first city??
Oh and this happens:
Bye bye
Education monopoly! Hello
losing-Lib scenario!
Next IBT I kill all Catapults that are thrown at my stack but suffer
severe collateral...
Cultural defense is still far from being reasonable.
And next IBT I lose
3 out of 4 Elephants with more flanking of my siege and
no enemy loss.
What did I get myself into??
I need a medic, a medic, a medic is what I need! Hey, hey.
However, culture defense is now low enough and I can't wait any longer,
I gotta wound his units!
Good and bad:
Problem is I don't have enough
healthy non-siege units to swipe the city. Will have to wait some more...
But Darius is still hurting a little, I get my super-medic and things are looking a bit better next turn.
But units are still coming down to the front and he succeeds a flank attack on my reinforcements:
Where do I find the will to keep it up??
[ -- BTW as you can see I have stacked all my Workers because I don't know what to do wit'em!... -- ]
And eventually Darius' defenses are going out of breath and he is ready to talk:
Err... pass.
Shall we give it
another push?
JEEZ LOUISE. Finally.
And surprisingly,
Darius is much less cocky...
But let's keep it real: this is not a dream situation...