'The Sea was angry that day my friends...' Captain Nobeard intoned to a small portion of his crew that was not seeing to the ship at the moment. It was a small ritual he made each time they were out on the prowl. Regaling them with stories to pass the time and calm restless hearts. Mehkri smiled inwardly, he had grown attached to this ship and its crew. A very unprofessional thing to do, certain to impact his job performance. Yet, it was a very human thing to do and thus could not and should not be denied.
He wondered then again, if it was really him who had grown attached to them or this persona he cultivated for the mission. You always put yourself in a box when you went out and took out another face from the box that would suit the purpose of the mission. Still...the face came from the same box, even if it did not belong inside it for any imaginable reason save those imagined by Men of Reason. It had to be some part of him, even if it was just a minuscule trace, a memory of another lifetime that had etched itself in the mask and haunted the wearer with vague recollections like deja vu. The question kept him awake at night sometimes.
'...we manned the harpoons with haste as the vicious killer squid set upon the hapless fishermen who cried out in terror as their namby-pamby hearts shrunk when faced eye-to-eye with the Great Beast of Davy Jones Locker...'
The sailors listened with rapt attention. Mehkri now let his smile show outwardly. The Captain was infatuated with the romanticized pirates of old, wearing the old pirate regalia and bedecked with numerous armaments, both hot and cold. Despite his best attempts though he was unable to grow a proper beard. He would not this slight of genetics deter him though and he deigned to emulate every other part of pirate life as much as he could. As much as the crew allowed him, of course. Not everything was as glamorous or enjoyable as the old tales would have you believe.
'Captain! Fresh opportunities 2 clicks to the south-west.' a crewman shouted from the crows nest.
The Captain halted then with his story, seemingly irritated at being interrupted but then as his brain processed the sentence his eyes lit up with glee and expectation.
'Excellent! Set course to intercept! What manner of ship it is?' he yelled upwards.
'Unknown. Seems like a cargo ship. Its sails bear the red cross.' the response came back.
Right then Mehkri stomach seized and turned itself inside-out. A bad feeling. He turned about and whisked out his binoculars to look out to the seas. It was true, as if there could be doubt. The Captain made his way to him, barking orders to the crew to man battle stations.
'So what do you say Harlo? Easy pickings?'
'No such thing, Captain. The only easy pickings were yesterday.' he replied, hoping the Captain would catch his meaning.
'Aye I know what you mean. They have been squeezing us hard lately. Too many close calls and too few safe ports. An opportunity like this could well serve us. It is a Red Cross ship. We have many wounded, both here and home and few medical supplies.'
'Exactly. It seems too convenient a conincidence. And I don't believe in them.'
'Or maychance it be fate Harlo? Divine intervention?'
'There is no fate but what men make, Captain. And we are poor makers as the state of the world can attest.'
'For a former harlequin you are very bad at your job. And to think I wondered why the circus troop ship I raided were so relieved to see you go with me.'
'Why they did not fire me then?'
'I imagine they foresaw possible difficulties in firing a 200 pound, well-muscled, bearded and vicious looking negro who constantly sharpens his knives.'
'Captain, you wound my feelings! I am but a delicate and gentle soul misplaced in a wrong body.'
'See. Now that is funny.'
They caught up easily with the Red Cross ship. It sank low into the water as if heavily burdened. The crew upon it seemed alert, but not alarmed. All this set off Mehkri's personal alarms. Something was seriously off. Since they were not going to escape them, the Captain elected for hooks instead of harpoons. No need to damage the ship, even if they weren't to keep it.
Hooks were thrown and attached to the ship. None tried to pry them off for they were being watched by men armed with assault rifles. The ship was drawn in close and planks were extended for boarding. The boarding squads came across first, weapons at the ready and the enemy crew did not resist in the slightest. The top decks secure and lower decks in the process of being secured, the Captain waved over to him and Wrecks to follow. Wrecks was their "Requisitions officer". She was a mean sort, a drunken wreck in truth. Constantly inebriated, not the ideal choice, but the only viable one as the rest of their crew weren't quite up to the mental challenges of the position. Crew losses in engagements narrowed their options quite a bit.
Striding with a big smile on his face on the enemy decks, hand on hip and the other stroking his non-existent beard the Captain surveyed the ship.
'She is a beauty ain't she? Adriatic design? Principalities? A bit grand for an aid ship, but no matter. Wrecks, head over to the cargo holds. Gloss over their load.'
'Aye, Cap'n.' she slurred and stumbled down to the lower holds, making Mehkri wince in the process.
They were approached then by a relatively well-dressed man, clothes made from the finest textiles in the CMP. Bald, shaven and with a stoic demeanour he approached them with great care, as if he was navigating a minefield. The crew raised their guns at him which stopped him for a moment, seeming to mentally dismiss them and moved on. He stood before them hands together and held at his waist before addressing them.
'Greetings, esteemed Gentlemen of Seafaring Qualities. My master has been informed that we have been boarded and has approved your stay. He wishes to parley with the Captain and your First.'
The Captain's brows rose at this. 'Approved our stay? And now he wishes to parley?' He looked at Mehkri.
'Tis unconventional Captain...but within the guidelines.'
'Well, I will admit I am intrigued by all this. Mayhaps we will learn more. Lead on sir...'
'Marco, Captain. Please, if you would follow.'
He nodded, turned and started towards the aft of the ship where the Chief Officer Quarters usually resided on such ships. Captain and Mehkri followed after a brief shared look.
They did not quite expect what they found. In the Quarters was a slightly chubby man sitting at the table, well-dressed, gray of hair and eating what seemed to be light lunch, strips of cinnamon covered bacon with a pyramid shaped construction of peas. More disturbingly, next to him on the table itself sat a blue stuffed penguin staring at a plate holding a raw, uncooked fish, still flopping about.
'Aaah, guests. You did not inform me Marco that we had guests.' he mumbled still chewing.
'I did Master. They are part of the boarding party.'
'Ah, excellent. Just the people I wanted to see. Please, please sit down.' the fat man said while waving his fork around, a strip of juicy bacon hanging off it dripping oil everywhere.
'You'll have to excuse Piggi. His taste is very selective and is rather difficult to appease. Day in, day out I twist, bend and contort to bring him his natural nourishement, but he will have none it. It is true I guess what they say of animals. Once they taste manflesh they can never go back. Although he has not yet gone black if you know what I mean.' he said and winked at Mehkri.
Sitting down at the table along with the Captain, Mehkri quickly scanned the fat man up and down. There was nothing peculiar about him, except his ring. It was at first glance, a Red Cross. But its outwards lines were thinner and crossed with a line at the end. His stomach seized one last time as he recognized the symbol for what it truly stood. Templars. Not the real Templars of ancient European history, merely a group that adopted some of its ideas, perverted others and devised some of their own. Not unlike his group, much as it pained him to admit. He knew the day had come and something in him cooled completely, became hard and impenetrable. The fat man knew however.
'Captain. We have a proposition for you.' he said, chewing his last and putting down the fork.
'We? Who exactly is we if you can answer?' the Captain shot off, his amusement at this surreal scene fading.
'Why, Piggi and me of course. We would join your Great Qualities to our cause. Namely turning you and your merry band of men back at Corsica towards a more suitable target.' he coughed loudly then and yelled clearly 'THE POPE' in between the coughs. The Captain was not amused.
'We have a...tentative agreement with the target.'
'One that is close to collapsing, no?' The Captain said nothing, but scowled at the truth of his words. Reality was hard to deny when it came knocking. 'Besides...the fleets of Principalities are modernizing as we speak. They track you through the aether with Satans aid and clad their ship in hard steel and far-reaching guns. You are not long for this world if you resume this course. Heh, see what I did there?'
The Captain rose at this and drew his sword, growling at him 'Foul landblubber, I'll see your guts for this.'
Wrecks then came in, with an disturbed expression on her face. 'Cap'n...their holds, filled with medicines, yes. Also...guns, lots of guns. Big guns as well, triple A and quad configurations. They are not simple aid-workers. We have been deceived.'
'What!? What is the meaning of this!? Why do you carry armaments?'
'Yes. I do suppose it is a bit incongruous. I tried to tell them we should carry a Black Cross instead, but they would not agree. Didn't I Marco?'
'You did, Master.' the manservant concurred.
'Without entangling you in our bureaucratic disputes let me explain your mission. Part of the deal, shipments for plagued souls and hungry hearts on the coast. Some for you, some for them. Sharing is pack. Pack is good. You do well in your job and you might even get a commission in the CMP Admiralty. Isn't that right...Harlo?'
The Captain was taken aback by this, he sat down again and put his sword against the table. Unbelieving he look at Mehkri and said 'Harlo? You know these men? Are you with them?' Mehkri's face carried a glum look.
'Not with them, but with their ilk unfortunately. We must carve out our freedom where we can. They are a neccessary evil, but we serve to counterbalance them.'
Wrecks stirred at this. She produced a pistol and pointed it at Mehkri. 'Just say the word Cap'n and I'll put down this treacherous dog and these scheming fiends as well.'
'I-I don't know what to make of all this...'
'I'm sorry Captain, it was inevitable we would get snagged into the higher order of things. Life strives towards complexity. These happy, simple times could not last forever. Stick with me Captain and I will guide you through stormy waters as I always have.'
The fat man smiled. 'Yesss. Seal the deal. Hehe seals. Next meal, Piggi? His kind have a saying, don't you Harlo? It goes something like: A life given, for a life taken.'
Wrecks snarled and cocked the hammer on her pistol. Mhekri closed his eyes, lowered his head and uttered 'And more besides.'
What happened next was hard to follow. Mehkri jumped out of his chair and in a blur seized Wrecks pistol arm with one hand while the other flashed a knife slipped out of his forearm. He twisted her arm downward in a half-circle and her muscles spasmed, the trigger finger twitching and firing off shots in the cabin. Bringing her arm above her head, he slipped his other arm over her neck like a snake and positioned the knife at her throat. If she was not drunk she might have gotten the better of him, but he thought that unlikely. With a twirl, he opened her neck and, grabbed the pistol from her hand as she let go and moved away in a simple, elegant motion. She fell down on the floor, choking on her blood that was prodigiously gushing out, soaking the carpets and sliding between the floorboards.
The fat man started clapping. 'Marvellous execution. Very graceful. You could work in a circus if this whole agent/spy/assassin thing does not pan out.' Mehkri just stared at him coldly, murderous intent barely concealed. 'So..Captain, do we have a deal?'
The Captain glanced towards Mehkri and then to Wrecks corpse and realizing his precarious position, just muttered 'Yes.'
'Consecrated in blood. More than we could have hoped for. Haaail Satan. Come on everyone, a small cheer. Sataaaan. Sataaan.'
Outside, the worried crew paused at the gunshots and subsequent chanting and wondered what the hell was going on.