Mafia: The League of EEEEEVIL!!! [Game Thread - Concluded]

NIGHT FOUR​

CivGeneral heard rumbling beneath his not-at-all secret lair. It was built on top of a volcano, so rumbling was very much not something he wanted to hear. And, indeed: fiery jets of lava started exploding out through the floor.

"NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE PLACE OF MY RESIDENCE IN WHICH I LIVE! I, MOOOOOOJO JOJO, NEED THIS PLACE!"

But, he couldn't really do anything about the volcano, so he just grabbed a laser gun and ran out the door. There, he found Azula, who it seemed had been using her firebending abilities to make the volcano erupt.

"YOU! YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE IN WHICH I CAN NO LONGER LIVE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

CivGeneral fired his laser gun at Azula a few times, only just managing to singe her clothes a little. Azula responded with a blast of lightning that knocked CivGeneral out cold and back into his lair. She proceeded to go back to firebending the volcano until a large eruption of lava completely incinerated CivGeneral's place of residence in which he used to live, and reduced CivGeneral to a pile of ash.



Azula proceeded to walk down the mountain with a smirk. The smirk disappeared when she heard the sound of a blade being drawn behind her.

"Hello, Sprig," said the figure, who was now revealed as Samurai Jack.

"You dare challenge me, foolish Warrior? Very well, then, I was only intending to kill one person tonight, but two is fine."

Sprig started shooting fireballs at Jack, but she couldn't manage to hit him. He quickly closed the distance between them and started swinging his sword. Sprig, too, dodged the attacks, then shot lightning at him. It hit Jack's sword, and appeared to have no effect at all.

"What?"

Jack resumed slicing his sword at Sprig.

"This is fairly pointless, you realize, if neither of us can hit the other," Sprig said.

"Perhaps, but I know something you don't know," Jack said.

"What, are you not left-handed or something?"

"No, you just dodge only by backing up and you just ran into a corner."

Indeed she had, and Jack took full advantage of the enclosed space to actually manage to hit Sprig, slicing at Sprig with his sword until he was completely dismembered.



BSmith1068 wondered how exactly he'd managed to get into his current predicament. Usually he had everything planned so that even when his plans failed, he won. He hadn't quite managed to anticipate A Giant Robot coming after him.

"Urgh. Even with my superpowered suit and cool martial arts moves, I can't fight a Giant Robot!"

He could at least manage to try to avoid all of the weapons the robot was firing at him, and hoped he could get some time to think.

Finally, he thought of one. He managed to convince the robot to come closer to him, then jumped up on its back.

It was then that he noticed the giant laser cannon on the robot's back, which he was now right in front of.

"Oh."

The cannon fired and completely obliterated BSmith.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. RETURNING TO SECRET LAB."




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The villains were growing increasingly dismayed at their apparent inability to stop the carnage. They would need to find the members of the Alliance of Good, and find them fast.

Alive: (16/28)

Autolycus
azzaman333
Buddhafish
Darth Feather
dcmort93
edse
Frozen in Ice
Jarrema
Kennigit
Mat93
SamSniped
spaceman98
taillesskangaru
Takhisis
topsecret
Visorslash

Dead: (12/28)
Nintz- The Brain- Brain'ed by ceiling tiles, Night One
SouthernKing- Father- Fire defeated fire, Night One
Verarde- Marvin the Martian- Martian-Shattering Kaboom'ed, Night One
Gone 3 the Celt- The Joker- Didn't get away, Day Two
Zack- Le Quack- Became Duck Soup, Night Two
robbiecon - Vlad Plasmius- Gone entirely ghost, Night Two
KingMorgan- Slade- Deathstroke the Terminated, Day Three
Neverwonagame3- Gorrath- Didn't learn not to mess with Earf, Night Three
sirtommygunn - Dr. Drakken- Tommy-Gunned-Down, Day Four
CivGeneral - Mojo Jojo- Began new career as a pile of volcanic ash, Night Four
Sprig - Azula- Cut into tiny pieces, Night Four
BSmith1068- David Xanatos- Didn't see a giant laser cannon coming, Night Four

It is now DAY FIVE. It will end in: [TIMER="1/7/2014 12:00 AM PST"][/TIMER]

lol we are getting rolled... Sorry Bsmith, totally my fault

Trotsky's spectacles.

I really goof'd up now.

Before they died Sprig and BSmith sent me my suspicions: edse, you will speak.

Wait... what...

Vote: Taillesskangaroo

Can you explain your night actions?

I was targeted the night before, so I thought it prudent to protect myself.

BSmith asked me to bus him and edse, but the information he gave didn't add up (he claimed to have told both Sprig and CivGeneral about it, but Sprig claimed no knowledge, and himself suspected CivGeneral)

ok, tailless gave a sufficient explaination
Vote: samsniped

no KimPossiblekill and you were blocked. Any last words?

Also, I would like to hear from edse and FII

Please contact me and tell something about yourself.

taillesskangaru said:

I was targeted the night before, so I thought it prudent to protect myself.

BSmith asked me to bus him and edse, but the information he gave didn't add up (he claimed to have told both Sprig and CivGeneral about it, but Sprig claimed no knowledge, and himself suspected CivGeneral)

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Did you tell anyone that you changed your mind?

Best laid plans and all that...

Grumble grumble.

So tell me if I've got this straight. Kim Possible and Samurai Jack are the two known goody two shoes. Azula and the giant death robot were vigilantes. If the robot is a vigilante why did he attack Bsmith when I thought it was agreed that he was quite villainous?

I don't know who the robot is

azzaman, takhisis, classical hero, samsniped, edse unknown. Also, is anybody actually magic? Kim possible and samurai jack aren't, I don't see what magic scan would do.

vote: Samsniped. While it is odd samurai jack did the kill instead of kim possible, well, here we are with a blocked person.

azzaman333 said:

Did you tell anyone that you changed your mind?

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spaceman.

On the one hand, he didn't get the PM telling him so until just before Night ends (6:59pm our time, night ended just after 7pm). On the other hand, a robot would be bulletproof...

Could samurai jack be "the man" from previous updates?

I mean, it did say, "now revealed to be Samurai Jack".

Maybe that's a possibility. Doesn't excuse the block and no Kim possible kill.

vote: Sam sniped

I'll Vote SamSniped for now. If he can explain himself then I may change it.

azzaman333 said:

Did you tell anyone that you changed your mind?

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As far as I know, only me.

Frozen In Ice said:

So tell me if I've got this straight. Kim Possible and Samurai Jack are the two known goody two shoes. Azula and the giant death robot were vigilantes. If the robot is a vigilante why did he attack Bsmith when I thought it was agreed that he was quite villainous?

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I think the robot is an SK, or possibly part of a second mafia team.

Vote: Takhisis. Looking over the previous days it stood out to me how shifty Takhisis was in his voting. He jumped around with ease and seemed to lack conviction in his votes. There is no need to have all of our votes on Sam sniped at this point, he is comfortably in the lead.

Are we sure Samsniped was blocked? Cause for some weird reason I was blocked and I don't think a blocker would target me. Maybe Samsniped's block was bussed at me?

Question for Visorslash: Are injuries permanent, or capable of healing?

As to my vote, I will hold off for now, until SamSniped has a chance to speak and defend him/herself.
Can anyone confirm Edse's story?