America: Write Your Own History

Its just like the real world USSR, only richer and more advanced. No peasants or backwardness :P . After the revolution happens there will be LOTS of instability and LOTS of riots from communists forcing the new government to take emergency measures. Democracy would become impossible I predict :( .

On a side note, I just cannot understand the logic of giving totalitarianism a distance bonus which used to be for state property. What makes totalitarian regimes better at managing large territories ? There's absolutely nothing in history to show that. And what is it with the AI constantly flip flopping between capitalism and communism all the time ? O.o That's just weird.
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1939: A Naming of Parts

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Today we have naming of parts. Yesterday,
We had daily cleaning. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have naming of parts. Japonica
Glistens like coral in all of the neighbouring gardens,
And today we have naming of parts.

This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got. The branches
Hold in the gardens their silent, eloquent gestures,
Which in our case we have not got.

This is the safety-catch, which is always released
With an easy flick of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easy
If you have any strength in your thumb. The blossoms
Are fragile and motionless, never letting anyone see
Any of them using their finger.

And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.

They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece,
and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens
and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.

- by Henry Reed

Throughout the peace era, America enjoyed both relative tranquility, stability, and hope for the future. They had no need to bother with trivial aspects of politics such as elections or decisions; life was running smoothly and fairly. Nobody said an unkind word towards the government; nobody wanted to. Earl Browder was a cultural icon around the world, mobilizing communist youth groups and sharply dividing foreign political scientists. His oration, his enthusiasm, and his boldness electrified the world and moved armies.

In top American universities, fiber optics was the field to jump into. Thin and strong, the cables could power machines previously thought impossible due to size. Factories became cleaner -- cities became more modern. Many American politicians began feeling that there was no more left to discover. We have the most powerful weapon in the world, the fastest and more durable tanks, and the stealthiest bombers. In fact, by early 1939, if you saw a science academy it was probably out of tenure and hobby. Science funding was almost completely cut from the national budget, and the funds were relocated to re-expanding the spy network. Bugging houses and paying off key politicians in foreign countries, the Communist Party had eyes on the world.
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Chancellor Browder had aspirations of recreating the American Empire. His first plan, to make America's army the most powerful in the world again, had already succeeded. Troops were stationed in Hawaii, and secessionists on the islands fled to such remote places that many of them died of diseases. Second on his agenda was to recreate the Comintern. This was a difficult feat, as the communist world was now divided between Browderists and Trotskyists (and a few Stalinists in Russia and a few Fosterists in northern New York).

Chancellor Browder made the trip to Tehran on a sunny afternoon. As the Glorious Chancellor reached in for a handshake, the Ayatollah promptly kissed his cheeks. "WHAT THE-... Oh. How do you do. Please become communist." The ayatollah was so overwhelmed by his eloquence and charisma that the nation instantly collapsed. "Well... we'll do better next time."
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Next the Magnificent Chancellor flew to Cairo, but this time avoided directly meeting with the leader. In a relatively cool, shaded conference room the Communist Party discussed political matters with the Egyptian representatives. After a long negotation, Egypt agreed to rejoin the Communist World and articles were drafted to curb capitalist activities and bring Egypt to a communsit state once again. "Shukran sayyid, umak al-bakharah." The Chancellor, not knowing what the Egyptian had said, acknowledged it as a compliment and went on his way. Non-Browderist communist nations, such as Thailand, were also given incentive to align themselves with the forming Second Comintern.
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The Stupendous Chancellor also visited Arabia, where a similar incident (but in a much harsher dialect) occurred. After also cancelling trade agreements with the rest of the capitalist nations, the world had clearly seen that Browder was intentionally dividing the world into halves. But for what? It is so unclear.

The Bombing of Cairns

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Two weeks before the Five Year Peace treaty was to officially come to an end, Chancellor Browder ordered the thorough bombing of Cairns; the chief economic port and weakest defended Australian major city. Australia, having their navy near Turkey and lacking a defense after the Polly War, was left defenseless as thousands of unarmed civilians died in the mass bombings. Within days the city was captured by a surprise army of nearly a hundred thousands soldiers stationed off a remote island -- waiting for the orders to attack Australia. Cairns was lost, and the few American sympathizers in Cairns waved their communist flag from their burning apartments as a form of surrender. Browder, being a humane fellow, naturally helped them out and drafted them into the war.
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Prime Minister Robert Menzies, having only received office a two months before the attack due to the death of Joseph Lyons, spoke to his nation through the radio, solemnly, that Cairns had been attacked by American forces. "Fellow Australians. It is my melancholy duty to inform you officially that in consequence of a persistence by America in her invasion of Cairns, Australia and her Commonwealths have declared war upon her and that, as a result, the Five Years of Peace are over." The Republic of China, having troops stationed near Cairns as a sign of alliance with Australia, joined Australia in the war effort.
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Chancellor Browder, with the largest army in the world in his absolute power, with the largest economy in the world under his Party's management, with the most advanced technology in human history, with the happiest, most content, most free, most liberated, most united citizens in the world, spoke to his nation through the television and on the radio. America is a nation of opportunity, and the opportunity to end the corruption and treason of Australia has been brought before us by a divine mandate. A war has been begun, a war to end the treachery and back-stabbing done by our previous fellow Americans. A war has been begun, to liberate the workers who make only enough to feed themselves and to bring a communist utopia upon the isles. A war has been begun, my fellow Americans, for the glory of the hammer and sickle and our founding fathers who fought against England in the American Revolution. This war, OUR war, will be our proudest moment!
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This war will be very fun to watch :D
 
Bordeaux, France, 1939

A fat, balding man, only a few weeks from his sixty-third birthday, was cleaning his dressers in a meticulous fashion when he heard the doorbell. Bored by his chores anyway, he quickly dashed for the door and opened it. Standing there was a fine gentleman, who was wearing a fine mustache and was augmented by a bowler hat, blazer, and grey necktie. The man appeared somewhat impatient, as if this was an urgent event where the margin of error is not even one second. The host, on the other hand, was not at all rushed, even though he did sweat from the summer heat and his five-second dash. It was a dinner party, he and the guest knew; there was nothing to be rushed about.

"Good morning, Guglielmo," the guest said.

"Good morning, Blair," Guglielmo said.

"I say, it's a fine day today," Blair said. "But seriously, call me Orwell."

"Whatever you say," - Guglielmo winked - "Orwell." He noticed that Orwell was holding a black duffel bag by his left shoulder. It appeared heavy - Orwell appeared to be slumping to his right (a paradoxical effect of heavy bags). "What's in that bag," Guglielmo said.

"I'll show you," Orwell said. "Let me enter your house first, however."

"Okay," Guglielmo said. Orwell walked into the townhouse and spotted a table with a vase on it. He delicately removed the vase from its usual position and rested his bag in its place. He unzipped it and stepped aside, in order to allow his host to see the bag's contents.

"VHS tapes?" Guglielmo asked. "That's it? And why so many? It's not like we can watch more than two movies in a single night. And even two is pushing it."

"Oh, the surfeit of tapes is to allow for freedom of choice. Remember that I'm a democratic socialist, eh?"

"I see what you did there," Guglielmo joked.

Orwell noticed a bookcase on the opposite side of the room. Each row was completely filled up with what appeared to be unlabled VHS tapes. "I see that I'm not the only one guilty of hoarding tapes," Orwell said as he approached the bookcase. He carefully examined the tapes when he arrived. "Two rows, even," he said as he tilted one forwards. "Do tell me, what are they about?"

"You don't want to know," Guglielmo said.

"Oh, don't worry. It's in our nature as human beings to desire such things."

"No, I'm not talking about that," Guglielmo said, laughing. "No. They're recordings of American propaganda."

"Recordings of American propaganda," Orwell repeated quietly. "And you're not even allowed to set foot in America. Do tell me, how did you acquire all of these tapes?"

"Well, I once found a tape of one of Browder's speeches in a bookstore; to this day I still don't know why this store was selling it. It was only one copy, too. But I bought it, watched it, and found it hilarious! So I sent a letter to one of my fans in America asking for more; not directly, of course, but through a series of several proxies. But the letter was received, and for two years I have been getting these propaganda tapes from my fans, mailed via the same method. Of course, Browder creates a lot of hot air, and my fans were pretty good record keepers, so I eventually invested in that bookcase just for those tapes. And with the new war heating up, I'm expecting such tapes to get better and better - assuming, of course, if my fans are still able to send me stuff during the war."

"Impressive, I say," Orwell said. "Did you watch any of them?"

"Actually, I watched all of them; not at once, of course. And they only get more hilarious with each one. I mean seriously. Some of them were just normally hilarious, if there was ever such a term. In this case I'm talking about Browder saying all that 'the happiest, most content, most free, most liberated, most united citizens in the world' garbage. Then there's the extra hilarious gem, like when Browder announced that Iran collapsed after the Ayatollah was so overwhelmed by his eloquence and charisma after kissing him."

Orwell became genuinely shocked. "Did he actually say that?"

"Yep."

"Don't tell me that the American people actually believe that!"

"Oh, the Americans may call footy differently, but they're not stupid. But let's change the subject. What exactly are those tapes."

"A bunch of movies. Most of them were banned in America but are legal in Britain. For example, I feel that you would be familiar with this movie."

Orwell held up a copy of A Saturday Morning in Scandinavia. On the cover were the lovebirds of the story in a passionate embrace, with Marion Morrison and - to Guglielmo's surprise - Danielle Glowinski playing them. "I see that that girl who was living with you is in this. Say, how is she?"

"Her?" Guglielmo paused; he was still recovering from the surprise of seeing one of Danielle's movies in front of him. "Well, first, I'll let you know that we are not and had not married in some scandalous teacher-student romance thing."

"Surely, you wouldn't suspect me of thinking such things!"

"Eh. But seriously, after the first few weeks she got an apartment here in Bordeaux and had a fairly calm life. She actually left around two years ago. She said she would be in Milan, and for the first few months she we had been writing in letters to each other. But since then, there was nary a word from her; all efforts for contact were futile."

"Okay." Orwell put down the tape back on the table, next to the bag. "So, like all movies featuring you-know-who, it's banned back in America. But you'd never guess how I got this."

"How?"

"Okay, I don't know how true this is, but what I do know is that I got it in the mail as a surprise birthday gift from the Thai ambassador to America at that time. I forgot his name; it was long and hard to pronounce, I remember. But anyways, he was visiting Browder when Browder gave him the tape after shaking his hand, for whatever reason. Browder himself said that this was the last remaining copy of A Saturday Morning in Scandinavia in the USSA. Ironically, the Thai ambassador sent it to me after watching it himself. He said that it was terrible, saying that it had 'low production values' and was 'pornography without plot, far from the daring political work that I had been expecting.'"

"Hmm, let's see about that," Guglielmo said.

"I suppose you had seen the movie?" Orwell asked.

"Actually, no. I don't usually watch movies or television, with the exception of those propaganda reels. I don't often find the time to do so, between writing stories and going to United Front meetings and all that. So I'm curious if this movie really is 'porn without plot' or not."

"We'll see," Orwell said. "Now, how about a light snack?"

"Tea and scones?" Guglielmo responded, alluding to the stereotypical English food.

"No. But of course."
 
No! Brothers in arms, we must take back Cairns from the Browderist dictators!

OOC: To be honest, I'm honestly getting really against Browder. I feel I might recede from posting for a while after the war is over. Even if South Africa and Australia survive and reach a peace agreement with America, I might just leave for a while.

This war really has taken a toll on me.
 
I think Australia would be vassalized and turned communist. After this war, the soldiers would come back and mutiny. Now the question would be who would lead the ouster of Browder ( hey that rhyme's :P ), the Capitalist rebels or a section of communist youth disgruntled with Browder's dictatorship. The end of the war should make Browder shaky enough to let go ( and get lynched .. metaphorically speaking )
 
I think Australia would be vassalized and turned communist. After this war, the soldiers would come back and mutiny. Now the question would be who would lead the ouster of Browder ( hey that rhyme's :P ), the Capitalist rebels or a section of communist youth disgruntled with Browder's dictatorship. The end of the war should make Browder shaky enough to let go ( and get lynched .. metaphorically speaking )

According to some people it wouldn't be a metaphor... :lol:


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Nah. Everyone that Browder works with is completely safe and nice. *nervous laughter* :shifty:


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First: Atlantic, you really outdid yourself and tied in the tones and images I wanted to make about Browder. It really helped make the humor in the post genuine while also foretelling of how tragic the situation in America has become.
Second: What's with people being saying "Oh, wow, recent events have made my heart weak. I must retire and recover."?
 
Second: What's with people being saying "Oh, wow, recent events have made my heart weak. I must retire and recover."?

Oh, I'm sorry that I'm tired of arguing, and tired of making absolutely no progress and feeling like I'm just arguing because I feel that I'm obliged to.

You can think what you want, but you're not here to experience how I feel myself.
 
There is progress, but right now there is an autocratic government in power. Think of it as a temporary transition from IAAR to AAR until the dictatorship is dethroned.
 
That's why DKVM left. Just take a seat and watch. Have some fun, make relevant jokes and make some progressive arguments but not too many.


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BTW, RT, who is owning and has owned Paris? I know that Germany owned Paris at one point; did France get it back at any time, and if so, when?
 
Paris got it back when they declared independence from Germany. That was a while ago. At least 10 years, maybe 20.
 
WHAT THE HELL IS BROWDER DOING!!!??? Wait why am I asking for the reason a psychopathic dictator is acting like a psychopathic dictator?

Maybe your the psychopathic dictator and this is all just the prologue to how you snapped and went insane.
 
August 1939: World Up For Grabs

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The world was tearing itself apart. Imperialism had given every major nation a reason for war.

Italy, after a military campaign against Ethiopia, had annexed the mountainous region and caused the Malinese governments to race to arm their eastern borders. Following up their annexation, Fascist Italy then led an amphibious invasion against their former colony of Libya, breaking up the joint rule between France and Egypt. This sparked an outcry in northern Europe, as Germany vowed to protect their close friend France and attack Italy in retaliation. The Alps would be stained in blood.
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Meanwhile, German forces had begun bombing Britain in order to keep their armies from sailing towards the USSA. The British economy was in a tailspin, as Winston Churchill stated over the radio that the nation would not be bullied nor intimidated by the German threat.
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Following Italy's attacks in Africa, they then diversified by taking Albania, a neutral nation, away from Greece's sphere of influence. This was seen as both an attempt to cut off German movement towards Greece, and to prevent Australian influence from rising in the region after Greece became a client state of Australia. Greece's colony, Rostov, in Russia, was soon attacked by German forces.
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In Asia, events were becoming even more disastrous. Hideki Tojo, which quickly became the leading figure in Japan's rise to military power, launched a bold and vicious attack against both the Russian Federation, the Republic of Korea, and the Republic of China. Japanese ships and bombers leveled military bases along the entire north Pacific; capturing key oil resources and annexing Manchuria. The Chinese government, already scrambling to send aid to their Australian allies, were in a state of panic as Japanese forces pushed farther and farther into the heart of China. Chancellor Browder, infuriated by their attack on Russia and Korea and their obvious intention to gain control in the Pacific, consequently declared war on the island.
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Now we are here again -- at a World War. With Japan conquering Asia and sinking American ships, with the United Socialist States massacring and annexing Australia, with Germany bombarding the British isles and subjugating the Greeks and Dutch, with Italy carving out territories in Africa, and with Portugal clashing against South Africa, there is no doubt that the next world war will be fought with sticks and stones.
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