Image Editing Fun Episode III

The Last Conformist said:
She's in recruitment.
Ahh, of course! The Satanists are getting smart;)

Misfit, good one:goodjob: Looks like you had a problem with Yanivs 'Mystery Arm In The Blue Sleeve' though.
 
Nahh, its not a problem really. I was wondering if you left the arm in color to annoy Yaniv:lol:
 
I guess I'm not understanding what the arm issue is LOL It's just that that person is not completely in the photo. Looks to me like he/she has his/her hand on the back of what I would assume to be their head...ya know like he/she is just kickin' back and relaxing, just didn't get completely in the photo is all. I'm quite sure the photographer was content just making sure the girl was in the picture, I doubt he was worrying to much about the dude relaxing ;)
 
The whole blue arm thing is getting to be like the dirty fork sketch from Python:lol:
 
Here we go!
"Bill's Windows and Gates"
 

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1. WillJ - Think again, bub
2. Dumb pothead - Last Warning
 
Lyonesse said:
Do I even dare ask about the dirty fork sketch?

A bloke in a restaurant complains about a firty fork, leading the staff to grovel and suck up to apologise, and the manager breaks down into tears, uses the fork to kill himself. the head waiter then screams about "the wound!", and the chef comes in with a meat cleaver "he worked his fingers to the bone! And the likes of you come in here and complain about the fork! You make me sick!". The head waiter grabs the chef, who is about to kill the customers:
"Mungo, no! Never kill the customer!", before he dies from "the wound".
The punchline:




"It's a good thing I didn't tell them about the dirty knife"!
 
Manager: I want to apologize, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork.

Man: Oh please, it's only a tiny bit... I couldn't see it.

Manager: Ah you're good kind fine people, for saying that, but I can see it.., to me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.


"Riddle of The Arm"
 

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